absolutely cringeworthy

[cephalopod]

I was 14 years old. Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

Bit of a leap, friend.

[MassimoV]

I was 14 years old.

Not much has change.

Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

?

[HurricaneAndrew]

I was 14 years old. Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

Yeah, your voice now that I found your let's plays.

[AlexGRFan97]

I was 14 years old. Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

Bit of a leap, friend.

It's a bit of a leap to turn 17 words into "lol let's make fun of this autist on GTM", and a bit of a ****ing JUMP to turn that into "this guy's life sucks, let's make fun of it." Yeah, I gotta admit I sucked huge donkey balls back then. That was before I got someone to YTP-style my videos, and before I got into the gym where I wouldn't call myself the biggest kid in the world, but definitely less of a pussy than the guy who shooped dainbow rash into an image of his chicken bones lifting light weights. Anyway, can we just leave this sh** where it is please? If I knew that string of 17 words would land me into chest high levels of santorum, I wouldn't have posted it at all. Feel free to shoot me in the back of my head now. Hell, if you want to bite my head off that badly, I'll give you my mobile phone number. Honest, no frickin strings attached. I'll listen to you make fun of me, and I'll make it into an anthology about why I'm such a gay faggot on youtube eventually. I will deliver.
EDIT: Added second quotation mark. Thanks for pointing that out.

[090901]

I was 14 years old. Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

Bit of a leap, friend.

It's a bit of a leap to turn 17 words into "lol let's make fun of this autist on GTM", and a bit of a ****ing JUMP to turn that into "this guy's life sucks, let's make fun of it. Yeah, I gotta admit I sucked huge donkey balls back then. That was before I got someone to YTP-style my videos, and before I got into the gym where I wouldn't call myself the biggest kid in the world, but definitely less of a pussy than the guy who shooped dainbow rash into an image of his chicken bones lifting light weights. Anyway, can we just leave this sh** where it is please? If I knew that string of 17 words would land me into chest high levels of santorum, I wouldn't have posted it at all. Feel free to shoot me in the back of my head now. Hell, if you want to bite my head off that badly, I'll give you my mobile phone number. Honest, no frickin strings attached. I'll listen to you make fun of me, and I'll make it into an anthology about why I'm such a gay faggot on youtube eventually. I will deliver.

Ha! you've got to be joking. You call that sugar coating with all that typing? Apparently you only see what you believe. Your mind must be twisted if your eyes can see all of your imagination upfront.
A horse? A giraffe neck?
I'm sorry, I think you may have undergone so many surgery to have come out looking and SEEING things like that. It's a shame
that after all that work you're still ugly. What's the matter?
My physical appearance looks better than your personality. My personality is Far off better when comparing to your looks.
Child who is unworthy of respect and wastes the air for others to breathe with your nasty breath. Go feed yourself to Tigers because it will be like justice to the entire world.   

[MassimoV]

I was 14 years old. Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

Bit of a leap, friend.

It's a bit of a leap to turn 17 words into "lol let's make fun of this autist on GTM", and a bit of a ****ing JUMP to turn that into "this guy's life sucks, let's make fun of it. Yeah, I gotta admit I sucked huge donkey balls back then. That was before I got someone to YTP-style my videos, and before I got into the gym where I wouldn't call myself the biggest kid in the world, but definitely less of a pussy than the guy who shooped dainbow rash into an image of his chicken bones lifting light weights. Anyway, can we just leave this sh** where it is please? If I knew that string of 17 words would land me into chest high levels of santorum, I wouldn't have posted it at all. Feel free to shoot me in the back of my head now. Hell, if you want to bite my head off that badly, I'll give you my mobile phone number. Honest, no frickin strings attached. I'll listen to you make fun of me, and I'll make it into an anthology about why I'm such a gay faggot on youtube eventually. I will deliver.

you forgot to add a second quotation mark

[AlexGRFan97]

I was 14 years old. Well, the only good thing is now I know what you guys fap to.

Bit of a leap, friend.

It's a bit of a leap to turn 17 words into "lol let's make fun of this autist on GTM", and a bit of a ****ing JUMP to turn that into "this guy's life sucks, let's make fun of it. Yeah, I gotta admit I sucked huge donkey balls back then. That was before I got someone to YTP-style my videos, and before I got into the gym where I wouldn't call myself the biggest kid in the world, but definitely less of a pussy than the guy who shooped dainbow rash into an image of his chicken bones lifting light weights. Anyway, can we just leave this sh** where it is please? If I knew that string of 17 words would land me into chest high levels of santorum, I wouldn't have posted it at all. Feel free to shoot me in the back of my head now. Hell, if you want to bite my head off that badly, I'll give you my mobile phone number. Honest, no frickin strings attached. I'll listen to you make fun of me, and I'll make it into an anthology about why I'm such a gay faggot on youtube eventually. I will deliver.

Ha! you've got to be joking. You call that sugar coating with all that typing? Apparently you only see what you believe. Your mind must be twisted if your eyes can see all of your imagination upfront.
A horse? A giraffe neck?
I'm sorry, I think you may have undergone so many surgery to have come out looking and SEEING things like that. It's a shame
that after all that work you're still ugly. What's the matter?
My physical appearance looks better than your personality. My personality is Far off better when comparing to your looks.
Child who is unworthy of respect and wastes the air for others to breathe with your nasty breath. Go feed yourself to Tigers because it will be like justice to the entire world.   

copypasta detected:
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CC0QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.bodybuilding.com%2Fattachment.php%3Fattachmentid%3D5077243%26d%3D1352860266&ei=4EDkUtSJOsSShgfLmIDYAQ&usg=AFQjCNFRDHQgOwXy10OmzINhoAkHg_-JYw&sig2=XP2Ef9_r_x_VUljSnKMTvw
come up wit yo own sh** boi. Wow, this sure is entertaining. My sides are in orbit ATM. I can honestly say without a doubt in the 4 years I have been visiting this site, this is the best sh** ever. And I'm the butt of the joke. Any favours I can do for you guys to make it easier for you?

[MassimoV]

Any favours I can do for you guys to make it easier for you?

leave

[AlexGRFan97]

ok then
/leaves

[Mr. AS]

Yeah, I gotta admit I sucked huge donkey balls back then. That was before I got someone to YTP-style my videos, and before I got into the gym where I wouldn't call myself the biggest kid in the world, but definitely less of a pussy than the guy who shooped dainbow rash into an image of his chicken bones lifting light weights.

You still suck. Your arguement is invalid.

[090901]

come up wit yo own sh** boi. Wow, this sure is entertaining. My sides are in orbit ATM. I can honestly say without a doubt in the 4 years I have been visiting this site, this is the best sh** ever. And I'm the butt of the joke. Any favours I can do for you guys to make it easier for you?

Your mother is a whore and the daughter of a whore. Your father was likely her brother, but could have been any of her cousins. I'd have a second deliver a card on a silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and doesn't deserve much more than a dog-whipping anyway. You havn't got a clue. You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue musk and danced the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues in clue mating season. Your eyebrows meet in the middle, your forehead slopes, your pet gerbil wants you dead. Your mother would dress you funny if she could afford clothes. You're the primary reason bigots hate your ethnic group. You were obviously not toilet-trained correctly, which explains the stains on the floor of your cardboard box. Your webbed feet go well with the pointy forehead. Your manners are hideous, your brain minute, and your body odor could fell an ox. You would fit in on a short bus to a convention of Fundies.You are a living, breathing poster-child for birth-control and abortion.You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?You are a waste of flesh, food and air. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, abrasive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.Go pee in an electrical outlet.

[helloface]

ok then
/leaves

rimp

[Jonzu95]

rip alex

[Naryar]

lol @ alex

[Thyrus]

autism is a ****ing trend on this form

[Jonzu95]

Autism is overrated

[Naryar]

autism is a ****ing trend on this form

nah it's more like https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Unwarranted_Self-Importance

[helloface]

Cringeworthy moment at 1:39.

[090901]

[playzooki]

screw that, the whole of minecon

also i was busy playing youtube snake