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Offline Mr. AS

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #180 on: May 03, 2013, 11:26:41 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #181 on: May 03, 2013, 11:26:49 PM »
my battles haven't happened yet so I can still predict them :P

Assassiness 1.5: Might meet death in its first round... Toxic Wound looks strong and quick, but my bots don't give up (ahem Chrisnaklingrahqeth). Should it beat Toxic Wound, it'll probably face Shae or SOJ (sorry Articulator), if SOJ then it'll win but if Shae, it'll probably lose. Should it get past either of those, it'll most likely face Crimson Blades (Sorry Mike, Massimo and Goldenfox) and lose, ending its reign. My bots don't give up though.

Dwemer: Will probably take out Heartbeat with its superior wedge and drive and stuggle against Reinforcer but probably beat it too. Hollow Points might beat Poseidon or Poseidon might beat Hollow Points. If Poseidon wins its round, then Dwemer will beat it and continue, but Hollow Points will probably beat Dwemer. I'm gonna call Carbon 4 over OOTB and Blitzkrieg 2 over Carbon 4, Just Do It over Shard and Just Do It over Blitzkrieg 2, afterwards meeting Dwemer, which will be a bloody battle that Just Do It will probably win.

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #182 on: May 03, 2013, 11:35:54 PM »

 
Battlebots 7: LW Quarterfinals - Voltergeist
Battlebots 7: MW Quarterfinals - Dr. Demolition
Battlebots 8: MW Quarterfinals - Dr. Demolition
Battlebots 9: HW Quarterfinals - Texas Tornado
Battlebots 9: Middleweight Champion - Dr. Demolition
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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #183 on: May 03, 2013, 11:39:54 PM »
Acaciabot actually looks pretty cool.



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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #184 on: May 03, 2013, 11:48:10 PM »
Not suprised I lost. Hopefully do better next time

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #185 on: May 04, 2013, 01:34:53 AM »
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #186 on: May 04, 2013, 03:11:57 AM »

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #187 on: May 04, 2013, 03:35:05 AM »
Bro, use spoilers.

Avalanche vs. Thyrus is up.


You should have just bloody told me the wedges were not allowed. Then i could have taken them off and boom, IRL bots.
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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #188 on: May 04, 2013, 04:19:29 AM »
I'm announcing it right here, I will enter BB7.You heard it here folks, the next Battlebots will feature me.
I'm fly like a birdie, under par 1 stroke.

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #189 on: May 04, 2013, 04:20:05 AM »

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #190 on: May 04, 2013, 04:38:26 AM »
Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #191 on: May 04, 2013, 06:52:41 AM »
Crimson Blades vs Grownder, to me, so far has the best ending.

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #192 on: May 04, 2013, 07:06:05 AM »
Crimson Blades vs Grownder, to me, so far has the best ending.
It was pretty much an identical situation as this:

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #193 on: May 04, 2013, 07:14:17 AM »
I'm announcing it right here, I will enter BB7.You heard it here folks, the next Battlebots will feature me.
Hooraaaaaay.



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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #194 on: May 04, 2013, 08:00:34 AM »

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #195 on: May 04, 2013, 09:31:33 AM »
Just saw my battle. Pretty much how I expected it to go.
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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #196 on: May 04, 2013, 10:12:13 AM »




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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #197 on: May 04, 2013, 01:47:08 PM »
will the other 2 lw matches be online today?

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #198 on: May 04, 2013, 01:49:32 PM »
Yep just got the scores (and Plaz's updated MW). I'm uploading Ty vs. Marty as I write actually.

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Re: Battlebots 6 SBV
« Reply #199 on: May 04, 2013, 01:58:34 PM »
Ok, it's up. Imma work on Thy vs. Scrap now.