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N00b Warz V showcase
« on: January 24, 2016, 02:32:19 PM »
i mean technically its not greenlit but we all have brains.
all the other n00b warz had showcases so THIS ONE NEEDS ONE TOO

heres my bot




like just wow.
there isnt a big enough thong in the world to contain how much butt this thing sucks. must be like circa 2004-5.

can't kill anything
dies super easy
9 foot ground clearance
lost vs mud runner
but o man its got enough batteries to last a nuclear winter

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2016, 02:54:06 PM »



My bot will pierce the armor of ANY other bot with it's mighty axe.
You all will all get owned.
(That is unless you get luckily flip it then it's screwed)
i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2016, 03:19:47 PM »


literally my first bot ever lmao

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2016, 03:21:47 PM »
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literally my first bot ever lmao

WHY IS YOUR BOT SO GOOD?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?
i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2016, 03:23:26 PM »
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literally my first bot ever lmao

WHY IS YOUR BOT SO GOOD?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?
because its actually the first bot i built instead of some ironic n00by bot someone built

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2016, 03:23:45 PM »
i mean technically its not greenlit but we all have brains.
all the other n00b warz had showcases so THIS ONE NEEDS ONE TOO

heres my bot

(Image removed from quote.)


like just wow.
there isnt a big enough thong in the world to contain how much butt this thing sucks. must be like circa 2004-5.

can't kill anything
dies super easy
9 foot ground clearance
lost vs mud runner
but o man its got enough batteries to last a nuclear winter

i got this in the bag

Bloody hell, if I can cringe at that design, I think it most definitely is a garbage-tier bot.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2016, 03:26:32 PM »
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literally my first bot ever lmao

WHY IS YOUR BOT SO GOOD?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?
because its actually the first bot i built instead of some ironic n00by bot someone built

If you refer to my spinner then be informed it hasn`t won a single fight yet  :gawe:

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2016, 03:28:40 PM »
Rebuilt my first ever showcased bot. Should be a laugh.






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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2016, 03:28:53 PM »
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literally my first bot ever lmao

WHY IS YOUR BOT SO GOOD?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?
because its actually the first bot i built instead of some ironic n00by bot someone built

Actually P.I.E.R.C.E. was the first I built I just gave it a different paint job and dat Iron Spike
i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2016, 03:34:42 PM »

This is Pointer! A slight modification of my first robot ('cause of the weight limit).

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2016, 03:59:46 PM »
I guess for those who haven't seen it yet, this will be my possible entry assuming nothing changes:


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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2016, 04:05:59 PM »
Well, I dug this old bot up from the depths of my RA2 folder.
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Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2016, 05:07:35 PM »

Hammerhead Shark. It's garbage.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2016, 05:19:12 PM »
Didn't know there was an actual showcase for this


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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2016, 06:03:40 PM »
I love how half of these bots are HW's really close to the tourney weight limit
and the others are just genuine MW's
i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2016, 06:43:38 PM »
Alright!  Unfortunately, I don't still have any of my old bots (as far as I'm aware).  Would it be acceptable if I got my roommate (who's never played RA2 before) to make something?

While I still don't have any of my bots from then I first played this game ~10 years ago, I did find this:

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This was the first robot I ever entered in a tournament.  I hate to say this, but it might be too good; I built this after having read the building guide thing, so it uses different APs, and does have a wedge (which is for some reason wired as a flipper even though this is clearly a rambot?)  And it uses shiny wheels and doesn't go nuts with batteries.  On the other hand, it has 2 ballasts and what even is that extender setup and why is there a plow on the back and why are there ramplates and whats with the pole spike?  What do y'all think, use this or go with the roommate idea?

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2016, 06:45:46 PM »
Could only find a couple of bots I built before I started taking RA2 seriously. Here's one of them:

Titanium, a black and 4 pinks.
I can make changes if this isn't nooby enough though.

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2016, 09:12:13 PM »
Made some MW replicas of old HWs I remember building.













Which one should I enter lads?
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Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2016, 09:18:45 PM »
sawblade crawler thing for sure

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Re: N00b Warz V showcase
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2016, 09:47:49 PM »
idk man i kinda like the sledge vs
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