E://System32/showcase

[pyscolone]

"Shut up. It's just that I've played for 1 weeks."

 you dont get to make rules of bot building when you can't make a decent bot yourself. get out.

[R0B0SH4RK]

Oh god. Double post.

Top ten rules of building bots. (Satire)

1) Smaller chassis make chicks like you. True. Ask Barbie.
2) Ztek moar - It's never enough. Also true.
3) use the same 4 weapons or the boogieman will eat you. No, just venko, not the boogieman.
4) Tribars are cruise control to cool. You've been spending too much time on your computer to know and parody these...
5) Even with cruise control, you still have to IRONS SPAM. A mace is fine too.
6) Castor armour is the perfect armour. And DSA.
7) Battle axes make you look dumb. Yup.
8) Snow ploughs ONLY. Repeat after me: RAMPLATE.
9) One sided pickaxe's are the best way to go. ORLY?
10) If you robot is origonal, you arn't doing it right. If your robot is inneffective, you aren't doing it right. If it's original and effective, you're probably one of the few that has taken the 4-motor etc, etc. challenge and passed. It's like the generic MW popup test, which is "can you build a MW popup with 3 DDT's, 2HPZtek drive, rubber wheels, 2 black batteries, DSA, a small wedge, and 8 razor tips?" They help you get better by forcing you how to learn how to build to maximize your chassis space, etc.

If you are offended by this, See a local therapist. NOW.

     
All that being said, sometimes (like for BOTM entries), a larger chassis can benefit you in the looks department, but in battle, it's just a larger target.

Basically, what you're telling us though with your whining is that you don't want to get better at all. We're trying to help, but you seem dead-set on rejecting all common knowledge from people who know what they're talking about, unlike you.

[System32]

No, I'd sacrifice Power over looks. I'd feel better if I was ripped apart because I made a robot that Looked good but was weak. It's just my opinion on that certain subject.

Edit: And I did take some advice. I'm in love with the T extenders:



The red motors are probably the most well rounded ones I ever had known.

[Sage]

hes hopeless

[System32]

Use grammar or GTFO.

[pyscolone]

who gives you the authority to say sh** to anyone?

SECOND TIME I NEEDED THIS.

"Shut up. It's just that I've played for 1 weeks."

get out hypocrit

[kill343gs]

System32, you need to realize that they are trying to help you, and by not taking their advice all your doing is making them mad and starting a flame war, which in all reality wastes everybody's time and the processing power of everybody's computer.

[goose]

dont use dsl weapons on stock bots. thats for dsl.

dsl vs stock????

Stock vs. DSL is not fair, keep it DSL vs. DSL and Stock vs. Stock.

Repetition is repetitive..
Repetition is repetitive..
Repetition is repetitive..
Repetition is repetitive..

also, dont mix stock and DSL.  Its like mixing baking power and vinegar. Ok, maybe thats a bad example because those volcano things are awesome.

[pyscolone]

valid point goose.

[System32]

Heh heh, I'm quoting that.

Now, In my defence.

1) I have been taking some of your advice, but not all. Just because I prefer a realistic and specialy designed bot that would work in real life does not mean I'm ignoring you.

2) Everytime I post a bot, Sage or Inf start on me. What should I do, let it happen? castor armour the whole front and 4 Tribar 36 Iron everthing? I'm not making my bots look like that. It makes robots super strong, yes but in most cases, it makes bots look like Train crashes. And I suck at making bots not look like train crashes. Badly.

3) Yes, I know these are the best bot builders trying to help, but when somone walks up to me, throws a pile of scrap on the floor and says:

That's crap, make this.

I really get a desire to kill them.

4) Really, You guys don't know what opinion means? And america is for the free. :P

[Flying_Chao]

I thought you said you were in Europe....

[System32]

It's a comment to some of the people who are in America...

Pyscolone, Stop using the same qoute to try to attack me, It looks pathetic and annoying.

[pyscolone]

yo dood ur tuff.

[Sage]

Heh heh, I'm quoting that.

Now, In my defence.

1) I have been taking some of your advice, but not all. Just because I prefer a realistic and specialy designed bot that would work in real life does not mean I'm ignoring you.

2) Everytime I post a bot, Sage or Inf start on me. What should I do, let it happen? castor armour the whole front and 4 Tribar 36 Iron everthing? I'm not making my bots look like that. It makes robots super strong, yes but in most cases, it makes bots look like Train crashes. And I suck at making bots not look like train crashes. Badly.

3) Yes, I know these are the best bot builders trying to help, but when somone walks up to me, throws a pile of scrap on the floor and says:

I really get a desire to kill them.

4) Really, You guys don't know what opinion means? And america is for the free. :P

i dont think anyone has said that you need to make your bots HS. and i respect you going for realistic. but literally, thats for dsl. for the record, you suck at making bots. period.

what do you want us to say? "that bot wont wont win anything but its perfect and keep building like that?"

the advice "use all your weight" and "minimize chassis"  have nothing to do with 36 iron 4 motor bots. at all.

now i do this for every person that has had a bad streak. i give them another chance. you, system32, need to clean up and build, and not complain about criticism. everyone gets criticism. if you abuse your second chance (which i wouldnt advise) you will lose all respect (if you had any) and things will just get worse.

so you have a choice.

1. take the second chance. stop complaining about everything. listen to advice, even if you dont want to. and believe me, it will be a long time before you can take the ultimate HS challenge.

2. dont take the second chance. continue the flame war. everyone hates you. you hate everyone. you continue to suck at building. and might just get banned.

i hope you make the right choice.

[infiniteinertia]

"Train crashes. And I suck at making bots not look like train crashes. Badly."

those bots you refer to are the most beautiful pieces of work in the game. (even venkos)

you just build shyt

[Urjak]

System32, If you don't want to take there advice then don't, but don't go off and defensive when they are just trying to help.

[System32]

I'll take none of the above.

those bots you refer to are the most beautiful pieces of work in the game. (even venkos)

I don't really care, because by the end of the day, I'll be happy that we argued.

Oddly enough, Half of them Look like Theo Jansen's work, which is the best art I've known.

Now, I'm going to state this one last time:

I do not want to make my bots look like anyone else's.
I'd rather learn on my own thank you. Speaking of which:

Inf, Psycolone: Get lost.

Some people are helping, you are not.

Now, I think I've sorted everything out, oh! I'll probably leave in a moth, depending on weather I get bored or not. I'm looking at you, roboforge.
And, What do you mean, Stock only and DSL only fights are unfair? I'm kinda getting mixed up on that.

[pyscolone]

k let him post sh**, noone will look.

[Urjak]

:|people are mean on these forums...:neutral:

[Flying_Chao]

:|people are mean on these forums...:neutral:

No, just some of the people, but they make up for their numbers....