Since RFS' article drew so much buzz, I thought I'd try my hand at doing one for Robot Wars. Originally I was just going to feed him fight ideas, but the more I dug the more I realized I had a lot to say about it. Eventually I ended up snatching the project for myself.
So here it is, I tried to be raunchy and incisive like RFS, so be warned that it contains approximately the same amount of objectionable content as his (and possibly more, you'll see what I mean).
Full disclosure, what I don't want to hear is "you should have included fight x." I probably did consider "fight x", but in the end I chose the fights (and the rankings) based on what I could write the most about - regrettably that meant that Granny's Revenge, Twn Trwn, and Juggernot did not make the cut.
But yeah, enjoy, tell me what you think; I've been thinking of getting into recreational writing so this might be the start.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XFzPOURsT16P5sr_1ndwWYBmQJ1CQT3QSMtigEil4EQ/edit