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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots X SBV
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:11:06 PM »
As with before, here are my opinions on the competition:
LW:
MW: HW:
SHW:
LW:
Wide Bite: Looks nice and efficient.
Break The Targets: Final Destination: Looks WAY too unstable.
Yeti Offspring: It's like a fatter, cuter version of Backlash from BattleBots S3.
MOARos: Seen it, liked it, don't wanna fight it.
Billet 5: Looks kinda tacky and unstable, but whatever. Still looks decent.
Mini Metallicus: As long as the weapon setup and weak drive doesn't get in the way, I should be champion.
Touch Me Not: I wouldn't touch that either: It's like a mini Overkill with spikes sticking out of it's ass. Scary.
Reclaimed Again: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
Sheep Cloud: IT ADORABLE!
Chew Thru: IT'S 13 BLACK'S MIDGET SECOND COUSIN!
Gravedigger: Generic name, Generic bot, awesome nonetheless.
Eliminator: OH MY GAWD IT'S SO CUTE, I WANT ONE!
Tame: Seems like a chill bot.
Wraptile: OH MY GOD THAT'S F*****G HORRIFYING!
Texarkana Twister: Looks generic and formidable.
Cutter: I swear I've seen a bot like that before... Biohazard?
Bad Wedge Blues: Looks nice.
You What: Those soulless... eyes...
Trireme: I like the spike at the front. It really compliments the arrow wedge shape.
Strawberry Swisher IRL: WHAT THE F*** IS A SWISHER?!
Steve Irwin Exterminator: For some reason I want to pet it.
Ice Storm's Cock: That doesn't look like a chicken to me...
Black Harpy: An old veteran I hope to face. It would be GLORIOUS.
Mildly Sane Max: Nice paint job.
Ecclesia: Is that a front hinged flipper?
Vibetech: Sounds like a sex toy manufacturer.
I Am a Tru Sooper Star Warier: Wut?
Parsnip: Mother of god...
Cameberta: At least make it invertible.
Lemon-Lime 64: Brought to you by Nintendo.
GivMehDemTibz: I don't wanna.
Break The Targets: Final Destination: Looks WAY too unstable.
Yeti Offspring: It's like a fatter, cuter version of Backlash from BattleBots S3.
MOARos: Seen it, liked it, don't wanna fight it.
Billet 5: Looks kinda tacky and unstable, but whatever. Still looks decent.
Mini Metallicus: As long as the weapon setup and weak drive doesn't get in the way, I should be champion.
Touch Me Not: I wouldn't touch that either: It's like a mini Overkill with spikes sticking out of it's ass. Scary.
Reclaimed Again: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
Sheep Cloud: IT ADORABLE!
Chew Thru: IT'S 13 BLACK'S MIDGET SECOND COUSIN!
Gravedigger: Generic name, Generic bot, awesome nonetheless.
Eliminator: OH MY GAWD IT'S SO CUTE, I WANT ONE!
Tame: Seems like a chill bot.
Wraptile: OH MY GOD THAT'S F*****G HORRIFYING!
Texarkana Twister: Looks generic and formidable.
Cutter: I swear I've seen a bot like that before... Biohazard?
Bad Wedge Blues: Looks nice.
You What: Those soulless... eyes...
Trireme: I like the spike at the front. It really compliments the arrow wedge shape.
Strawberry Swisher IRL: WHAT THE F*** IS A SWISHER?!
Steve Irwin Exterminator: For some reason I want to pet it.
Ice Storm's Cock: That doesn't look like a chicken to me...
Black Harpy: An old veteran I hope to face. It would be GLORIOUS.
Mildly Sane Max: Nice paint job.
Ecclesia: Is that a front hinged flipper?
Vibetech: Sounds like a sex toy manufacturer.
I Am a Tru Sooper Star Warier: Wut?
Parsnip: Mother of god...
Cameberta: At least make it invertible.
Lemon-Lime 64: Brought to you by Nintendo.
GivMehDemTibz: I don't wanna.
Enver:Looks formidable and classy.
Digitus: I GET IT.
Blood Eagle: Reminds me of Drillzilla/Dreadbot, but with a spinning bar.
Rough Friday Night: By Katy Perry.
Tracer Bullet Returns: So it Ricocheted? *Rimshot*
Hound II: Woof.
Phobus: SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!
Galactus:...I'm gonna f*** that robot...
Point of Impact: Well, I'm screwed.
Attacker 2.0: Is that a saw blade... and a FLIPPER?
GENIUS!
Aluminum ICU: Now THAT'S a rammer you don't wanna mess with.
Big Wedge Blues: It's not blue though.
Werl: Now THAT'S IRL right there.
Veto: ... AND SO IS THAT!
Debaser:Reminds me of one of my earlier bots, Rolling Pin of Doom.
Dr. Demolition: Where did he get his degree?
Super Hornet: Looks EPIC!
Super Flash Fire: Looks hot. *Rimshot*
Excalibur: I wonder how good it is at penetration...
1000 Tortured Souls: Where's the other 999?
Turn Table: UNCE-UNCE-UNCE-UN-Wait, wrong music, crap.
Plow King: Plow me.
Wraptor: OH GOT I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES!
Black Banshee II: Woah, there's no need to be racist here. Just say Banshee.
Emmian: Looks a bit unstable.
[Long Name]: Not as ling as my D***. OOOHHH DAMN L333T HAX SWAG #420DHQNCDIBFUIWR-ERROR: too much stupidity.
Gnasher's Revenge: Oh s*** he's sponsored by RedBull, we're SCREWED!
Vindicate: Aww, it's so cute...
Redemption: Aside from lacking a paint job, it seems pretty good.
Hell Sender: Weapon looks fragile.
Varjack: DAAAYYUUM, that's a good looking bot.
THE REAL N-wait, seriously?
Mean Meme Machine: Wait... THAT'S A CRAWLER! Or is that a walker?
Mad Max: Beautiful weapon...
Metallicus: Recent testing has shown that the ENTIRE weapon system is prone to breakage. Looks like another loss for me.
Digitus: I GET IT.

Blood Eagle: Reminds me of Drillzilla/Dreadbot, but with a spinning bar.
Rough Friday Night: By Katy Perry.
Tracer Bullet Returns: So it Ricocheted? *Rimshot*
Hound II: Woof.
Phobus: SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!
Galactus:...I'm gonna f*** that robot...
Point of Impact: Well, I'm screwed.
Attacker 2.0: Is that a saw blade... and a FLIPPER?
GENIUS!
Aluminum ICU: Now THAT'S a rammer you don't wanna mess with.
Big Wedge Blues: It's not blue though.
Werl: Now THAT'S IRL right there.
Veto: ... AND SO IS THAT!
Debaser:Reminds me of one of my earlier bots, Rolling Pin of Doom.
Dr. Demolition: Where did he get his degree?
Super Hornet: Looks EPIC!
Super Flash Fire: Looks hot. *Rimshot*
Excalibur: I wonder how good it is at penetration...
1000 Tortured Souls: Where's the other 999?
Turn Table: UNCE-UNCE-UNCE-UN-Wait, wrong music, crap.
Plow King: Plow me.
Wraptor: OH GOT I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES!
Black Banshee II: Woah, there's no need to be racist here. Just say Banshee.
Emmian: Looks a bit unstable.
[Long Name]: Not as ling as my D***. OOOHHH DAMN L333T HAX SWAG #420DHQNCDIBFUIWR-ERROR: too much stupidity.
Gnasher's Revenge: Oh s*** he's sponsored by RedBull, we're SCREWED!
Vindicate: Aww, it's so cute...
Redemption: Aside from lacking a paint job, it seems pretty good.
Hell Sender: Weapon looks fragile.
Varjack: DAAAYYUUM, that's a good looking bot.
THE REAL N-wait, seriously?
Mean Meme Machine: Wait... THAT'S A CRAWLER! Or is that a walker?
Mad Max: Beautiful weapon...
Metallicus: Recent testing has shown that the ENTIRE weapon system is prone to breakage. Looks like another loss for me.
Crescent: I would NOT want to face that thing.
Aviator H: Looks like an average drum spinner to me.
BuffalOWNED Evolution*: Totally looks like something that you'd find in BattleBots.
Mike Meyers: I actually like the way this one looks.
CRIKEY: I love the jaw set up.
Oizys 2: Hasn't changed a bit.
Blitzkrieg 3: HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGOHITHINKIWENTTOOHARDUUUGGGHHHH-I like it.
Iron Mask: Looks intimidating.
The Hunter: I'd pray for the prey's survival. *Rimshot*
Meme Robot: Dafuq?
EMERGENCY: So it's the IRL version of a N00B's worst nightmare?
Tea-Boy: *Gets a stroke from how adorable this robot is.*
Queen of Crows: Looks kinda try-hardy to me.
Wrex: FOR GODS SAKE STOP YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY BALLS OFF HERE!
Texas Tornado: I still can't believe that weapon fits inside that robot.
Jellybean: That doesn't look safe to eat... it might hurt my belly... FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING!
Crasp Drone 5.1: I almost put "Craps" while I was typing the name.
General Disorder: My god...
Second Portion of Krabmeat: Pass me the butter... or lube... wait, what?
Biotic: It's like Nightmare and Warhead f****d after their battle and this thing was born.
Amethyst: PRREEEETTYYY...
Comet 3: This bot should lay off the bulimia.
Firestorm: Totally original name for an original design. Also, IT'S ADORABLE!
Cairo Crabat: One of the most beautiful bots I've seen yet...
Mega Metallicus: I should at the very least do as well as last tournament> It's WAY more unstable though...
Paradox: Holy S***!
Beast: It looks nice.
Steel Raptor 2: I like the new design!
Sky Toss: Looks decent.
Minor Threat: Well, kids can be dangerous. *Rimshot*
Big Max: Big problem if I face this beast.
Nebula Belt: We really need more shell spinners...
Actually Not a Shell Spinner: ...OH COME ON!
Aviator H: Looks like an average drum spinner to me.
BuffalOWNED Evolution*: Totally looks like something that you'd find in BattleBots.
Mike Meyers: I actually like the way this one looks.
CRIKEY: I love the jaw set up.
Oizys 2: Hasn't changed a bit.
Blitzkrieg 3: HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGOHITHINKIWENTTOOHARDUUUGGGHHHH-I like it.

Iron Mask: Looks intimidating.
The Hunter: I'd pray for the prey's survival. *Rimshot*
Meme Robot: Dafuq?
EMERGENCY: So it's the IRL version of a N00B's worst nightmare?
Tea-Boy: *Gets a stroke from how adorable this robot is.*
Queen of Crows: Looks kinda try-hardy to me.
Wrex: FOR GODS SAKE STOP YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY BALLS OFF HERE!
Texas Tornado: I still can't believe that weapon fits inside that robot.
Jellybean: That doesn't look safe to eat... it might hurt my belly... FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING!
Crasp Drone 5.1: I almost put "Craps" while I was typing the name.
General Disorder: My god...
Second Portion of Krabmeat: Pass me the butter... or lube... wait, what?
Biotic: It's like Nightmare and Warhead f****d after their battle and this thing was born.
Amethyst: PRREEEETTYYY...
Comet 3: This bot should lay off the bulimia.
Firestorm: Totally original name for an original design. Also, IT'S ADORABLE!
Cairo Crabat: One of the most beautiful bots I've seen yet...
Mega Metallicus: I should at the very least do as well as last tournament> It's WAY more unstable though...
Paradox: Holy S***!
Beast: It looks nice.
Steel Raptor 2: I like the new design!
Sky Toss: Looks decent.
Minor Threat: Well, kids can be dangerous. *Rimshot*
Big Max: Big problem if I face this beast.
Nebula Belt: We really need more shell spinners...
Actually Not a Shell Spinner: ...OH COME ON!
Ignignokt: Looks like it's overcompensating for something.
Windmill: Dear god...
Super Gigabyte 5.0: Looks good.
Dolos: #DOLOS
gaffhexagonfron-you know hat, screw you, I'm not saying the full name. That bot crashes my computer every time I try to load it.
Thunder Rage: Good name for a good bot.
DC Sniper XL: Oh god 3 HAMMERS?! S***!
Spike Strips: Looks good and junky at the same time... what?
Stroke Got, Millionaire: Thank god a shell spinner.
T-Wrex: That is the scariest SHW I've ever seen...
Anti Gravity MBSHW: That is the cutest SHW I've ever seen...
Xevious: That is the fattest SHW I've ever seen...
Decimator: This is the greatest porno I've ever seen- err, I mean, cool bot.
GRND: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD.
Thunder Lizard: Another walker... nice!
Meme Simulator 2015: This is the greatest simulator I've ever seen...
HARDCORE METH LAB XTREME 2016: This is the tiniest SHW I've ever se-*gets shot*
Bloodthirsty Reborn: This reminds me of Naryar's IRL bots.
Des Devious: Same as always.
Tri-Force: I thought we were over the 3-barred SHW spinner craze...
Villify: If you're suffering from depression, don't take Villify: It will f*****g kill you.
Exile: Looks like something a rock-band would build.
Nemesis: IT'S A HOUSE ROBOT!
Think Fast: I always think fast.
Whyachi The Undead: The only series of bots that I DON'T get tired of seeing.
Nargacuga: ... so it's a 3-way between Nightmare, Panic Attack, And Warhead? HHAAWWWT...
SPIN 2 WIN: No.
Serpent: Looks nice, But I don't think It will get too far.
Gigamellow: Doesn't seem too mellow to me.
Krude Oil II: I'm not sure if Giga Metallicus can take on THIS redesign...
Ramming Impact: Aww, look at the little face it has...*gets stabbed*
Train: I like trains.
Giga Metallicus: Probably my best chance at the championship. Since Doomcrow isn't here, I may have a better chance.
Windmill: Dear god...
Super Gigabyte 5.0: Looks good.
Dolos: #DOLOS
gaffhexagonfron-you know hat, screw you, I'm not saying the full name. That bot crashes my computer every time I try to load it.
Thunder Rage: Good name for a good bot.
DC Sniper XL: Oh god 3 HAMMERS?! S***!
Spike Strips: Looks good and junky at the same time... what?
Stroke Got, Millionaire: Thank god a shell spinner.
T-Wrex: That is the scariest SHW I've ever seen...
Anti Gravity MBSHW: That is the cutest SHW I've ever seen...
Xevious: That is the fattest SHW I've ever seen...
Decimator: This is the greatest porno I've ever seen- err, I mean, cool bot.
GRND: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD.
Thunder Lizard: Another walker... nice!
Meme Simulator 2015: This is the greatest simulator I've ever seen...
HARDCORE METH LAB XTREME 2016: This is the tiniest SHW I've ever se-*gets shot*
Bloodthirsty Reborn: This reminds me of Naryar's IRL bots.
Des Devious: Same as always.
Tri-Force: I thought we were over the 3-barred SHW spinner craze...
Villify: If you're suffering from depression, don't take Villify: It will f*****g kill you.
Exile: Looks like something a rock-band would build.
Nemesis: IT'S A HOUSE ROBOT!

Think Fast: I always think fast.
Whyachi The Undead: The only series of bots that I DON'T get tired of seeing.
Nargacuga: ... so it's a 3-way between Nightmare, Panic Attack, And Warhead? HHAAWWWT...
SPIN 2 WIN: No.
Serpent: Looks nice, But I don't think It will get too far.
Gigamellow: Doesn't seem too mellow to me.
Krude Oil II: I'm not sure if Giga Metallicus can take on THIS redesign...
Ramming Impact: Aww, look at the little face it has...*gets stabbed*
Train: I like trains.
Giga Metallicus: Probably my best chance at the championship. Since Doomcrow isn't here, I may have a better chance.