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« on: January 18, 2012, 07:24:09 PM »
TP alright my name on there is uncle_slamm so add me you cock monglers..
i will add you to the gtm skype convo
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« on: January 18, 2012, 07:04:42 PM »
[2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI [2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH [2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh** [2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT [2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL [2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok [2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON [2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time [2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM [2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh** [2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY [2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted [2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF [2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE [2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE! [2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN [2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS [2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO [2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY [2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story [2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL [2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS [2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE [2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT! [2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL [2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I [2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER [2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON [2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE [2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS [2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS [2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn [2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT! [2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha [2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa [2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS [2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe [2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS [2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS [2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow [2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed. [2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER [2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY [2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat [2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP [2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT [2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh** [2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose [2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN [2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF [2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA [2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE [2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL [2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU? [2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu [2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis. [2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP [2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait [2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE [2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN [2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED [2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV [2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT [2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" *** [2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja [2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE [2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE [2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP [2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY [2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT [2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe [2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC [2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S [2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred [2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu [2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT [2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS! [2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM [2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING [2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO [2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE [2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight [2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS [2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD [2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM [2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE [2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again [2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE [2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN [2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID [2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL [2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID [2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight [2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH [2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES! [2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I [2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh** [2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg [2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL [2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO [2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea [2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE [2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND [2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah [2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL [2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT [2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE [2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT [2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES [2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET! [2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE? [2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes [2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW [2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT [2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK [2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then [2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS [2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON [2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI [2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM [2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT [2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS [2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS [2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES [2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh** [2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES [2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" *** [2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT [2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" *** [2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME [2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID [2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM [2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT [2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED [2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO [2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER [2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE [2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN [2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER [2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK [2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS [2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING [2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\ [2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT [2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED [2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left *** [2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE [2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN [2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED [2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT [2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED [2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID [2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell [2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE [2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT [2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT [2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS [2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF [2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE [2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS [2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN [2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN [2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL [2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED! [2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END
olol, is this on AIMZ ? if so i just might have to get an account and add u guise.
skype actually
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« on: January 18, 2012, 02:07:52 PM »
[2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI [2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH [2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh** [2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT [2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL [2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok [2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON [2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time [2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM [2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh** [2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY [2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted [2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF [2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE [2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE! [2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN [2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS [2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO [2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY [2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story [2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL [2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS [2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE [2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT! [2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL [2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I [2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER [2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON [2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE [2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS [2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS [2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn [2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT! [2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha [2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa [2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS [2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe [2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS [2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS [2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow [2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed. [2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER [2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY [2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat [2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP [2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT [2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh** [2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose [2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN [2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF [2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA [2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE [2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL [2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU? [2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu [2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis. [2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP [2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait [2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE [2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN [2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED [2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV [2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT [2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" *** [2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja [2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE [2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE [2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP [2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY [2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT [2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe [2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC [2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S [2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred [2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu [2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT [2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS! [2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM [2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING [2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO [2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE [2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight [2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS [2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD [2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM [2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE [2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again [2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE [2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN [2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID [2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL [2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID [2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight [2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH [2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES! [2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I [2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh** [2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg [2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL [2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO [2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea [2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE [2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND [2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah [2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL [2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT [2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE [2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT [2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES [2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET! [2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE? [2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes [2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW [2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT [2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK [2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then [2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS [2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON [2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI [2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM [2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT [2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS [2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS [2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES [2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh** [2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES [2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" *** [2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT [2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" *** [2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME [2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID [2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM [2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT [2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED [2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO [2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER [2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE [2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN [2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER [2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK [2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS [2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING [2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\ [2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT [2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED [2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left *** [2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE [2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN [2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED [2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT [2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED [2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID [2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell [2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE [2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT [2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT [2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS [2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF [2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE [2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS [2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN [2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN [2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL [2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED! [2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END
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« on: January 17, 2012, 05:53:53 PM »
0_0
what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O
*facepalm*
He can change anyone's Rep.
no need for snarking
what he probably changed his own rep for laughs
6285
« on: January 17, 2012, 03:34:49 PM »
DID YOU SAY... DID YOU SAY... YOUTUBE POOP?!?!
6286
« on: January 17, 2012, 06:36:54 AM »
put in snapper2's instead of baseplate anchors, and then use round extenders instead of angle connectors, your wedge will be much better
also you might want to put a supervolt on that instead of 2 niftys and a pink
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« on: January 16, 2012, 07:19:23 PM »
Okay, I just extracted it so that the folders and the .txts are in C:\Program Files(x86)\Infogrames\Robot Arena 2\Components.
But when I go to add an extender, I still can't see the little green positioning things when I go to place it on the chassis.
they should be on the tips of the extenders
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« on: January 16, 2012, 07:17:17 PM »
i forgot to add the last iron, after putting shinies on, removing the 1 caster for protection and adding the iron the weight is 786.1 still not enough weight to replace the razors for irons/maces though
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« on: January 16, 2012, 06:31:16 PM »
and once I get RA2 fixed (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,8413.0.html, I'm building a pretty damn good 36HS/SNS
ohwell here it is i guess 36 weapons, although i couldn't make them all 10 kg weapons, 1 razor, 1 iron, and 1 mace on every extender arm, 2 stacked blacks, dsa etc. sns-ing is pretty slow though This is my 1000th post.
6290
« on: January 16, 2012, 06:01:45 PM »
Then where do I put the file? In C:\Program Files (x86)\Infogrames\Robot Arena 2?
close, put it in the components folder of wherever you keep your copy of ra2
6291
« on: January 16, 2012, 05:13:27 PM »
Do I just put the Sage Pack in the Robot Arena 2 folder? And how do I use it?
if you only want the red extender with attachment points on it, then only copy + paste the extender_round folder in the pack
6292
« on: January 16, 2012, 05:06:16 PM »
im ok with this
6293
« on: January 16, 2012, 04:55:27 PM »
6294
« on: January 16, 2012, 12:23:52 PM »
destructo's weapon is kind of off-center...
6295
« on: January 16, 2012, 12:19:40 PM »
Be funny if some kid got a pseudo permabanned because he's too dum to answer the math question.....
if they're too dumb to answer the question, they deserve to be permabanned!
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« on: January 16, 2012, 11:46:06 AM »
I actually have had a dream about nary. :P
i think i had a weird dream a week ago about having a new year's eve party in the containment cube or whatever the ironbot arena is called with a green and red bot fighting and an audience is watching (iirc the red bot was a hs and the green bot was a rammer and they were both stock irl realism) and the rammer was winning i think then my dream cut to a cgi bart and lisa (from the simpsons) trying to cross a broken bridge to get to the the new year's eve party (which apparently is in the city on the lowest floor of a building), they decide to jump the bridge but lisa doesn't make it and scratches her face on the edge of the bridge but manages to climb the bridge's other side BUT THEN a huge-ass statue of some fat kid starts trying to destroy the building where the ironbot arena is and the people notice when the building starts shaking so everyone goes outside and starts attacking the statue, by now it's probably 10 or 11 pm, and some guy is shooting pickles at the statue (you can probably guess who this is) so the people (including the bots that were fighting, controlled by some more people) eventually kill the statue and it falls down and they go back to celebrating, and the cgi bart and lisa finally show up at the party and go to watch the bots fight then there just a (partially) sepia tone slide show of what happened (except the statue was a statue of a little girl crying blood when clearly it was a statue of somebody else earlier) the dream ends with me riding a carnival ride the next morning and the seats were bumble bees while eating a steak and cheese (basically a "happily ever after" ending) END
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« on: January 15, 2012, 10:56:19 PM »
I tried stacking the supervolts, but it was too frustrating. And yeah, I'll do a redo. And also, the samurai swords are very prone to being damaged, so I don't really know about razors.
normally people try to stay away from fragile and light weapons on spinners because they can be destroyed easily by other bots and cause imbalance, making for mauler dances, but razors do a bit more damage than irons / maces and are vary light so you can attach more of them than the 10 kg weapons if you decide not to use razors you can use maces, protect the extenders holding the weapons on better but are harder to attach, and have only 0.5 piercing and concussion, not as much as the other weapons, and have 1000 hp, just like all the weapons except razors or irons, a balance between razors and irons, the extenders are easier to be attacked, have 1000 hp, and do more damage than maces but not as much as razors choose
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« on: January 15, 2012, 10:37:56 PM »
isn't rfshq radio f's old site? if so he probably has a picture in that showcase that was hosted on the site, and when you try to access " www.gametechmods.com" and proceed anyway it says that it has content from members.lycos.nl, which according to google is malicious my geuss is that either it has some ad on the site from "members.lycos.nl", or it's been overrun by viruses due to it's really old age and abandonment...
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« on: January 15, 2012, 10:33:55 PM »
Why the Samurai Swords? Also, your chassis is a little too tall.
*way too tall you should lower the chassis to minimum height (slide the height slider all the way to the bottom, then move it up 5 notches, if you can put a hpz in there, but not a green snapper2 vertically, then you have achieved optimum height) round chastises tend to suck also, just adjust the chassis so it fits only the components it needs to (i.e. don't have a chassis so large it can fit a 40 dinosaurs in) weapons with normals aren't very good on spinners, use iron spikes, razors or maces, be warned that razors have low hp, but are very light if you need to save weight, so instead of 6 samurai swords, you can have 12 razors, or about 10 irons/maces you can find more tips to help your bot building here: https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,4512.0.htmlhttp://beetlebros.gametechmods.com/ra2techs.htm(you might also want to stack those batteries, which is covered in the url links above )
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« on: January 15, 2012, 09:03:19 PM »
When there are 7 or less Minor League tournaments in progress.
aren't there only about 5 or 6 currently running?
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