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« on: October 01, 2019, 07:06:09 PM »
Oops, I did it again! Lost interest and stopped the tournament once again. God dammit. (Then again barely anyone watches, so meh.) Here's the fight card for next episode, episode 6! First up, Creamsicle VS Onyx: Creamsicle Stats: Intro:
“Yeah, uhh…it represents The Netherlands and it’s…named after a frozen food.”
Stats:
Weapon: Flipping Arm
Strengths: Durable, can self-right
Weaknesses: No damaging weaponry.
Onyx Stats: Intro:
“The only language this bot speaks is cold-blooded murder. (That’s a reference to Onyx being the name of a programming language.)”
Stats:
Weapon: Crushing/grabbing arm
Strengths: Srimech “ears”, weapon can SOMETIMES double as a lifter, low ground clearance, surprisingly well balanced (not top-heavy), mostly durable
Weaknesses: Mostly impotent weaponry, wedge vulnerable to hammers, exposed wheels
Next, it's Junko VS Blue Moose 2.0: Junko Stats: Intro:
“This Swedish machine is a Tombstone-style horizontal spinner now equipped with a deadlier, heavier weapon for this tourney: a spinning flywheel. However, he’ not called “Junko” for no reason. Despite his improvements, this bot still has room to grow.”
Stats:
Weapon: Horizontal spinning flywheel
Strengths: Invertable, potentially damaging weapon
Weaknesses: Exposed wheels, difficult to control, prone to weapon failure/breakage
Blue Moose 2.0 Stats: Intro
“Blue Moose was the breakout star of last tournament and rookie of the year. This time around he features a compact design whilst still retaining its signature durability and flipping power!”
Stats:
Weapon: Rear-hinged flipper
Strength: Powerful weapon, durable, low ground clearance, can self-right
Weakness: Struggles to get under opponents, no destructive abilities
After that, it's La Machine VS Debra: La Machine Stats: Intro:
“That’s right, THE La Machine is being represented here. Now equipped to self-right form any angle, this bots more potent than ever before!”
Stats:
Weapon: Front-hinged flipper
Strengths: Low ground clearance, powerful weapon
Weaknesses: No destructive capabilities, fragile.
Debra Stats: Intro
“The 4-bar launching beast is a symbol of strength amongst female robots. She’s fast, but also durable. So durable in fact that she’s been able to take on the NASTIEST spinners out there. She’s also got enough power in the launcher to 1-hit KO opponents oota. She’s a true contender for the championship.”
Stats:
Weapon: 4-bar flipper/launcher
Strengths: Durable, fast, powerful weapon, low ground clearance, maneuverable
Weakness: No destructive capabilities, sometimes struggles to self-right
And lastly, our main event: All American Redneck VS Nonja: All American Redneck Stats: Intro:
“Behold, a robot endowed with the power of MURICA! “
Stats:
Weapon: Big f*cking flywheel
Strengths: Good drive, dangerous weapon, can self-right
Weaknesses: Fragile chassis, exposed wheels, easily flippable
Nonja Stats: Intro:
Initially a joke of a competitor, Nonja showed an incredible amount of improvement last tournament with it’s giant spinning bar of death. He comes back now with a more compact design that puts a better emphasis on drive power. However, his stability has been slightly compromised.
Stats:
Weapon: Big f*cking bar spinner
Strengths: Destructive weapon, can self-right, fast
Weaknesses: fragile drive system, slightly unstable
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« on: October 01, 2019, 10:46:42 AM »
NOT-Vlad should be renamed to Glad to Meet You, and the word “Loosfit” should be written on his side.
And “Math Deduction” works better for Hex- include that he makes dad-level math puns while he fights.
Nice ideas! I'd like to keep the Ivan name, but Loosefit is brilliant. Sounds like a clothing brand. Dad level math-puns sound game too. Anyway, on to the next parody, this time featuring a bot that fought in both Battlebots AND Robot Wars. Parody Bots #9: Maniac Parody of: Frenzy This bot’s commentary on the original is pretty spot-on: It spazzes out like crazy whenever it uses its weapon. However, to further exaggerate the crazy undertones of this bot, Maniac is painted in an acid-trip color scheme and has googly eyes on springs that wiggle around hilariously when the robot swings around. This bot spends as much time on the floor as my previous bot parody Gravestone (AKA, he barely stays on the floor) This bot’s schtick of being a crazy over-head swinger would soon be competed with by a British axe-bot with a similar spazzy movement pattern, and it’s based of a real-life British axebot that also pummeled Panic Attack at some point, just like frenzy, the bot Maniac takes after…
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« on: September 26, 2019, 12:02:12 PM »
i ship OMG ITS RAZZOR!!! and Mayhem II 
Hot. Parody Bots #8: Killinator Parody of: Killertron This one’s kinda on the nose: It’s a vicious, aggressive, potent robot with a pickaxe and a set of decorative spines. Edge name, edgy bot, everything looks great! Seems like an intimidating bot to me… …but it’s pink. Seriously? Pink isn’t considered an intimidating color these days, so why go out of your way with the deadly weaponry (at the time) and edgy name, and even add spike accessories for extra coolness, and then make it ****ING PINK?! (Must be some kind of joke) This is literally all I could come up with as a parodic commentary for Killertron, a British pioneer in the field of axe-bots who was pretty potent for his time. I NEEDED to find a way to get him in my series, so I went with a pretty un-creative parody theme. This question is constantly asked to the creator’s of Killinator in Bot Wars, and the builder simply shrugs. Unlike Killerton, who was who only had the wheely-bin portion of his body (the curved shell), Killinator is just chock full of exaggerated girly colors, like a Barbie Doll Playhouse. The colors don’t show too well in this pic, but Killinator is just a bunch of the girliest, least intimidating colors I could think of that are related to pink. This was the result. Still counts as a parody, due to the exaggerations and commentary behind it, so that’s another bot added to my collection of parody-bots for webcomic.
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« on: September 23, 2019, 11:22:57 AM »
Parody Bots #7: Dismantler Parody of: Diesector Ya’ll know about Diesector, right? A fun superheavyweight robot with a unique yet effective design, from the Comedy Central era of Battlebots? Clamping/lifting jaws, 360 degree hammers/pickaxes, and a wedge in the back that nobody notices? And here, we have the same thing, but with a lame version of the original’s name: Dismantler. With the same weapons, googly eyes, and bushy eyebrows, you may think this is a cheap attempt at making fun of a legend, but that’s not the case. You see, Dismantler is like the classic Bot Wars era’s version of HUGE: The most expressive robot on the field. Diesector could emulate many expressions and moods through his wild hammers and adjustable jaws. However, Dismantler has a pair of googly eye, dorky eyebrows that somehow change position without being on actual motors (Like HUGE’s eyes) and a possible addiction to crystal meth. Yup, Dismantler is one of several parodies of Donald Hudson’s creations, and while Donald’s bots were known for being life-like, weird, and just straight up bad ass, Dismantler’s yet-to-be-named creator is known for making crazy, erratic, somewhat alive but still pretty cool robots (that happen to have googly eyes for character.) In the end, Dismantler is an exaggeration of Diesector’s lively nature and expressive design, and even it’s personality. Hell, he even has the same victory dance. Difference is that Dismantler also does this dance at nightclubs in front of people who are reasonably confused as to why a 325 pound combat robot just took the floor.
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« on: September 18, 2019, 09:38:29 PM »
Parody Bots #6: Mayhem II Parody of: Chaos 2 So, what’s the joke here? It’s so PAINFULLY based off of Chaos 2 yet there doesn’t seem to be any basis for a legal parody argument…until you look at it’s fight history. I haven’t decided yet whether or not this bot will be a champion in Bot Wars, but I do know one thing for sure, and it’s the entire basis of the parody: The design never ****ing changes. New internals, new armor, same old shape. For 4 straight years this bot has looked the EXACT SAME as when he was first built. There were some internal changes, but this robot REALLY suffers from something I call “Old Fartbot Syndrome”. A robot that qualifies as what some would call “an old fart” (slang for old person or thing) this bot’s overall design slowly ages and becomes less and less effective over the years. The slow, gradual decline of this robot is too painfully real to look at, and by the time it’s 2003, it was obsolete. The design was great back in the day, but as robot combatology evolves, so must the robots. Otherwise, you get Old Fartbot Syndrome. (DISCLAIMER: I understand that the reason Chaos 3, 4, 5, and even 6 was never created was due to George Francis’ lack of a large enough budget. It’s a real shame too, because I would’ve LOVED to see what those bots would have looked like. In fact, after it’s complete destruction in a certain match, this bot DOES get rebuilt into Mayhem III, a robot who’s design is an approximation of what I think George Francis would’ve done if he made Chaos 3 and beyond…)
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« on: September 11, 2019, 08:20:17 PM »
Parody Bots #5: Ivan The Terrible Parody of: Vlad The Impaler Often considered the most EVIL competitor in Bot Wars history, this bot lives up to the Classic Battlebots legend that inspired it: Vlad The Enabler-er, I mean Impaler. The main aspect of this parody bot is that it exaggerates a common aspect between itself and it’s inspiration: They’re based off of notoriously cruel European rulers. Whereas Vlad is based off the real-life Wallachian ruler Vlad III Dracula, AKA Vlad the Impaler, Ivan here is based upon the Russian Tsar Ivan IV Vasilyevich, AKA Ivan the Terrible. The exaggeration from original to parody should be evident in just the naming alone: Vlad is known for impaling people, but Ivan is known overall for just being straight-up TERRIBLE. And there is NO robot more evil and terrible than Ivan here. Much like how Battlebots competitor Vlad The Impaler ruled over the Battlebox for 2 straight seasons with back-to-back championships and sheer brutality, Ivan The Terrible was ALSO a notoriously brutal, and highly successful, competitor. However, the amount of EVIL in Ivan is far greater than Vlad, and it can be easily seen in the fact that Vlad The Impaler is only brutal and evil to fellow opponents. Ivan The Terrible…is just straight-up awful to everyone and everything, both inside and outside the arena. Not only does he mistreat his fellow competitors, the house robots, and even the Robo-Ref (Ref-bot parody coming soon) he also commits total atrocities outside of the arena. Unfortunately, Facebook’s general community standards and the rules of this group will forbid me from mentioning most of his crimes against both humanity and robot-kind, but there is one incident in particular worth mentioning… It all happened in a Californian Starbucks in the year 2001. Ivan drove over and brought them a piece of paper stabbed through one of his impaling lifting forks. It was a note describing 2 drinks he’d like to order, JUST FOR HIMSELF (evil greedy bastard): A Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato (One of the most dreaded things a person could possibly order at Starbucks) and a Pumpkin Spice Latte (which didn’t even exist at the time). The employee, who was already confused by the notion of a combat robot ordering a non-fat drink specifically (They don’t make combat robots any heavier, as was evident by the 13 other competitor robots who ordered drinks in that local area), asked what exactly a Pumpkin-Spice Latte even was. Ivan responded by shooting his self-righting piston out, startling a nearby customer. He then gave an EVIL, COLD, DEAD GLARE to the employee, causing her a full-blown case of mild anxiety. He ended up only getting the first drink. He took the drink in a cup holder that perfectly fit in between his lifting forks. He paid for that one drink and went on his way (The money wasn’t very usable since that was also stabbed through one of his forks, but the employee didn’t object. She must’ve been too terrified by what had just happened.) After it was all said and done…Ivan left that Starbucks a 1-star review on Yelp…(which also didn’t exist at the time. However, when the website first came online, there was already an entry on it: A review from 3 years ago…FROM IVAN HIMSELF.) SEE HOW EVIL HE IS?! HE TRANSCENDS TIME AND SPACE WITH HIS DOUCHEBAG BEHAVIOR! PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND YELP! HE’S A COMPLETE MONSTER! When will it end? When will some spinner with an extremely loud death hum come over and kill this evil bastard?! Only time will tell…only time will tell…
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« on: September 11, 2019, 09:59:20 AM »
Magnificent work on the stock reps Sickle!
You're as good as me!
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« on: September 08, 2019, 07:37:09 PM »
Here's some post fight pics.(I can't include them with the previous posts because GTM will sh** itself if I were to post 8 pics in a single post, and using Imgur is too clunky.) Gaspy without his face: Aftermath of Silver Knight II VS King Killshot: Damage to Silver Knight:
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« on: September 08, 2019, 07:20:41 PM »
Oops, late episode. Sorry. Here's the results of the episode: Big Foot VS Death Jester! Results: Fight Summary:
From for this match, Death Jester used it’s old hammer setup, which meant the big red reinforcement brick was removed in order to balance out the robot better. The first half of the fight started out fairly even, with both bots getting good hits off of each other. At one point, Death Jester got fairly close to Dead Metal, but was able to avoid getting attacked by the house robot. Over time however, the wheel guards that held Bigfoot’s wheels in place began to wear out. At the same time, Death Jester’s weapon began sliding across the poll it was on, looking like a weird lego technic cactus. It ended up losing it’s ability to be an effective hammer, but WAS a good device for jabbing into Bigfoot and pushing him around, eventually into the path of Matilda’s vertical spinning bar. The resulting hit tore off one of Bigfoot’s wheel guards and the wheel it held in place, reducing it to a measly feeble 1 wheel drive sit-and-spin robot. It put up a surprisingly good performance regardless, cleverly turning away from Jester’s attacks and attempts to drive him around numerous times. Regardless, he was no longer the aggressor. In the final few seconds however, Jester ended up accidentally driving into Matilda, getting hit by the house robot’s rear spinning bar, nearly throwing the competitor OOTA, landing just on the edge of the arena wall. Immediately after time was up, Jester was hit again and thrown out completely, but by then time was up.
Judging Criteria:
• Strategy: Out of 10 points
• Control: Out of 10 points
• Weapons/Damage: Out of 15 points
• Aggression: Out of 10 points
Score, in order of Bigfoot-Death Jester
• Strategy: 10-5
• Control: 2-13
• Weapons/Damage: 7-8
• Aggression: 6-9
Winner: Death Jester, 10-35 Blue Moose 2.0 VS La Machine: Results: Fight Summary:
La Machine didn’t stand a chance this fight. He got tossed around endlessly by Blue Moose, who was easily able to get under La Machine from all angles. At one point, La Machine was nearly thrown OOTA, but rebounded back into the ring. It didn’t matter though, because ultimately he was thrown OOTA in the end anyways, before the fight was even half-way done.
Winner: Blue Moose 2.0, KO Gaspy VS Ramminator: Results Fight Summary:
Ramminator lived up to his namesake in this fight, his first hit destroying the “face” on Gaspy’s flipper. He hit Gaspy numerous times, sent him to Growler twice, flew off his flipping ramp many times, spiked him a whole bunch, and simply dominating the fight, only getting flipped occasionally. Gaspy was too slow to handle Ramminator, but thankfully, after a 3 minute onslaught on his opponent Ramminator carelessly rode up Gaspy’s wedge whilst near the northern arena wall. Gaspy responded by launching Ramminator OOTA, securing a win, albeit barely through sheer dumb luck.
Winner: Gaspy, KO MAIN EVENT: Silver Knight II VS King Killshot Results: Fight Summary:
Most of this fight consisted simply of Silver Knight chasing Killshot around and getting hit on his ultra-tanky wedge. He predictably toppled over a few times and self-righted each time. Eventually, in the latter half of the fight, Silver Knight was beginning to fall apart. First one of the bottom plates of his wedge fell off, then, about a minute later, the other one fell off too. Then he lost his left arm, before eventually getting torn in half and flipped over in a massive hit that nearly ended the match. However, as Shunt began picking at the upturned Silver Knight who just so happened to land in his corner, Killshot continued attacking, tossing the upper torso onto the arena wall, then getting to work attaking his helpless, up-ended opponent. This eventually righted him, and Silver Knight was free. In the final 30 seconds of the match, he kept ramming at King Killshot until his chassis began to finally break apart. His two-piece massive front wedge finally came off after a few hits, and was on the verge of being completely obliterated from massive structural failure, but by then, time was up, leaving it to a judges decision.
Judging Criteria:
• Strategy: Out of 10 points
• Control: Out of 10 points
• Weapons/Damage: Out of 15 points
• Aggression: Out of 10 points
Score, in order of Silver Knight II to King Killshot:
• Strategy: 4-6
• Control: 10-0
• Weapons/Damage: 2-13
• Aggression: 9-1
Winner: Silver Knight II, 25-20 Now then, onto the next episode!
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« on: September 08, 2019, 10:32:05 AM »
Thanks Reier! I'm not good at internet sarcasm...or sarcasm in general (It's an autism thing) Parody Bots #5: Gruntilda Parody of: Matilda Imagine if the boar-like Matriarch of Mayhem house robot Matilda was an actual competitor? And had a heavier animal theme? And could have WAY more stuff fitted inside her ass? Meet Gruntilda. She takes the animalistic part of Matilda to the extreme, making pig noises, being cuddly towards her creator, attempting (and failing) to eat random stuff, etc. She's also much cuter, but also much harder to take seriously. The purple ribbon on her head and fuzzy ears don't help either. Formerly part of the short-lived weight class between the heavyweights and superheavyweights, known as the megaheavyweights, which I made mainly for the house robots and oversized heavyweights that didn't fit the standards for superheavyweights. She also gets sexually harassed by british commentators and competitor robots alike. (Don't ask why, it's less painful to not know the details.) Lastly, although she starts off with just a rear chainsaw, she's later upgraded to have interchangeable booty weapons, including a spinning bar (instead of a flywheel) a pick-axe, and a comical rainbow featherduster for when she works as a makeshift "maid" and dusts her creator's house.
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« on: September 07, 2019, 07:40:31 PM »
For the first time in this project, I came up with a parody bot design that actually made me burst out laughing, and it just happens to be the parody counterpart of the notoriously brutal forklift Vlad The Enabler-Er, I mean Impaler. But first, I need to finish up my first house robot, that's not a house robot...but is...yet it isn't... ...it's complicated.
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« on: September 06, 2019, 12:53:16 PM »
Parody Bots #4, Math Dethruction Parody of: Hexadecimator. So many props you may not even recognize him. Hexadecimater was a flipper from the Comedy Central Battlebots era that was given a clever name based off the word Hexadecimal, which is a mathmatic term I was never taught in school, not even in College... ...so clearly it's for nerds, and thus the parody begins. Take Hexadecimator's clever, nerd-driven name and make it the basis for an entire robot parody. Thus, Math Dathruction is born. Built by a skinny nerd with a lisp, Math Dathruction is a parody of not just Hexadecimater, but it's own creator (specifically the Bot Wars version, not Team Whoopass. They aren't even getting parodied, just their bot.) Armed with a fierce flipper and with custom-made protractor roll-bars, this bot is actually harder to take down compared to good ol' Hexy D. It may look silly with it's giant nerd glasses accessory, but once they come off, your bot might get thrown out of the arena.
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« on: September 02, 2019, 12:22:50 AM »
Parody Bots REJECTED Edition #1: All American Redneck. Parody of: Hypnodisc The original idea for this parody of out beloved pioneer of destruction Hypnodisc was a version of him with a slightly different design and a totally different, patriotic american theme. However, after continuing my much-needed research on parody laws, this alone is not enough to fit the criteria of a "parody", thus this will be rejected. It's not a commentary and it has no real connections to Hypnodisc other than the design. As such, this will NOT be featured in my project, unlike the previous two bots I've shown (Gravestone and OMG IT'S RAZZOR having sufficient commentaries IMO) Luckily, I've found a new way to get Hypnodisc parodied properly, and I'll show that next time around. For now, here's the concept art of the now rejected idea of All American Redneck's first design. I'm thinking of giving him a custom original design that sorta resembles this, but with very different proportions. Hypnodisc meanwhile will be parodied/represented by a different competitor.
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« on: August 30, 2019, 07:51:26 PM »
Realistically some of them don't have wheels and should be eliminated 
Oof.
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« on: August 30, 2019, 06:30:34 PM »
Time for episode 5! Let's see what we have this time around: First, we have Big Foot VS Death Jester! Big Foot Stats: Intro:
“This bot is the BEEFIEST sit-n-spin bot we’ve ever seen. Rapidly evolving with every competition it’s in, this bot is rumored to soon be retiring.”
Stats:
Weapon: Sit-n-spin hammer
Strengths: potentially damaging weaponry, great speed and power
Weakness: High ground clearance, hard to control Death Jester Stats: Intro:
“Laughing at your demise at his hands, Death Jester sits, spins, and sometimes, wins.”
Stats:
Weapons: Sit-n-spin hammer, rear battering ram
Strengths: Durable, invertable
Weaknesses: Exposed wheels, low traction, high ground clearance
Next, it's a battle between flippers: Blue Moose 2.0 takes on La Machine! Blue Moose 2.0 Stats: Intro
“Blue Moose was the breakout star of last tournament and rookie of the year. This time around he features a compact design whilst still retaining its signature durability and flipping power!”
Stats:
Weapon: Rear-hinged flipper
Strength: Powerful weapon, durable, low ground clearance, can self-right
Weakness: Struggles to get under opponents, no destructive abilities La Machine: Intro:
“That’s right, THE La Machine is being represented here. Now equipped to self-right form any angle, this bots more potent than ever before!”
Stats:
Weapon: Front-hinged flipper
Strengths: Low ground clearance, powerful weapon
Weaknesses: No destructive capabilities, fragile. Next, it's a battle between cuteness and aggression: Gaspy VS Ramminator Gaspy Stats: “Looks cute and cuddly, but he’ll leave you bruised and ugly!”
Stats:
Weapon: Rear-hinged flipper
Strengths: Very powerful weapon, can easily get under robots
Weaknesses: Exposed wheels, flips himself every time weapon is fired, no destructive capabilities, high ground clearance at rear Ramminator Stats: Intro:
“The KING of aggression, this 4 wheel drive box with a spike isn’t as boring as he looks. Crashing violently into the competition, both competitors AND house robots have to put up with this total berserking spaz of a machine.”
Stats:
Weapon: Ramming spike over a ramming front
Strengths: Powerful drive system, resistant to hammers, unaffected when flipped
Weaknesses: High ground clearance, lack of destructive weaponry, exposed wheels, can throw himself oota on accident Then, it's out MAIN EVENT: Silver Knight II VS King Killshot! Silver Knight II Stats: Intro:
“This bot was not only impressive appearance-wise, but also PERFORMANCE-wise last tourney, and that was when it was a slow, clunky walker. Now featuring a fine set of wheels to move about with at high-speed and a spinner-killing plow, can this bot do more than merely just steal the show?”
Stats:
Weapon: Moveable sword and shield on a 360 degree swivel torso
Strengths: Fast, durable base, can self-right, versatile weaponry, low ground clearance, 360 degree weapon usage, can survive getting torn in half.
Weaknesses: Top-heavy, lacks destructive abilities, upper half is frail. King Killshot: Intro:
“Claiming to be the most destructive Bot Wars competitor to ever compete, and built to do just that, will anything survive the wrath of King Killshot?
Stats:
Weapon: Full Body Spinner
Strengths: Supposedly the most destructive robot in Bot Wars history, over-the-top design.
Weaknesses: Mediocre drive system, high ground clearance, can’t self-right. Who will win? Leave a guess in the comments down below! Expect the answers next Friday 
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« on: August 30, 2019, 06:17:02 PM »
*Cricket Noises* ...OKAY, time for this week's episode! (Expect me to post new episodes once a week. I've already gotten a few done on my computer ahead of time. Ramminator VS Beatle: Fight Summary:
This fight involved much ramming. Ramminator kept hitting it’s spike on the upper bracket on Beatle’s lifting forks. At one point their tussling got into the corner occupied by Cassius Chrome, who attacked both robots a little bit each. Beatle got in 2 lifts over the course of their continued ramming and tussling, the second one perfectly balancing Ramminator onto it’s backside. Just as he was about to topple down, Beatle charged him, forks up, slamming him to Growler, who took off Ramminator’s front right wheel. Undeterred, Ramminator continued living up to it’s namesake and slammed into Beatle repeatedly, one of the collisions causing Ramminator to do a fancy spiraling roll-over. He was soon put into Cassius Chrome’s corner, and got stuck on the arena wall beached on his spike. Beatle almost freed him, but decided not to, standing back as Ramminator was counted out.
Results:
Winner: Beatle, KO Prowler VS Nonja:  Fight Summary:
The fight consisted entirely of Nonja running from Prowler until his weapon got up to speed, hitting him with it, then going back to running. Prowler got his saw arm on Nonja a few times in the fight, but over time, he began to get destroyed, starting with the loosening of his rear left wheel. Then, his front bumper plate fell off. Throughout the next few minutes, Prowler was flipped twice by the impacts with Nonja’s weapon, but subsequently self-righted each time. Soon, his rear left wheel and motor fell off, along with his front bumper frame. In the final seconds of the match, Prowler was flipped against the wall, and was attacked until his chassis under-armor broke off and eventually his top plate came loose, dislodging his internal components and killing him. However, before he could be counted out, the timer went off, saving him for a judges decision:
Judging Criteria:
• Strategy: Out of 10 points
• Control: Out of 10 points
• Weapons/Damage: Out of 15 points
• Aggression: Out of 10 points
Score, in order of Nonja VS Prowler:
• Strategy: 8-2
• Control: 0-10
• Weapons/Damage: 12-3
• Aggression: 3-7
Winner: Nonja, 23-22 King Killshot VS Deku:  Fight Summary:
The whole fight consisted of Deku chasing after King Killshot and trying to stop it from getting to full speed, occasionally succeeding and ramming him into the walls, and other times failing and getting hit with the full force of Killshot’s spinner. Over time, Deku slowly got more and more destroyed. The first hit between these two alone was able to chip off a piece of Deku’s wedge. Later, he tried stopping Killshot with a rear wedge attack, but somehow ended up losing his right rear wheel. Many hits later, and the entire front right half of Deku’s wedge gets torn off. At some unknown point, Deku lost a panel underneath one of his rear bumper wedges. Finally, on the edge of total structural collapse and complete destruction, Deku hit King Killshot and caused him to ricochet into the south-western arena wall, where Killshot literally got STUCK inside the arena wall, breaking though part of it. Deku tried to fee him (cuz he’s a gud boi) but it was too late. King Killshot was counted out.
Results:
Winner: Deku, TKO. MAIN EVENT: Circuit Chipper VS Zerschlagen Fight Summary:
The bots hit each other a few times, with Circuit Chipper getting dangerously close to Mr.Psycho early on and almost getting beached on the arena wall. However, he escaped. At one point, Zerschalagen was flipped over by one of the weapon-to-weapon impacts, but was able to quickly self-right. After a few more collisions (some of which involved Circuit Chipper breaking the arena barriers), one of them sends Circuit Chipper flying into the south arena wall and he got beached inside one of the barriers, immobilized. Zerschlagen left him there and took the win by KO.
Winner: Zerschlagen, KO Now, onto the previews for episode 5...
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« on: August 29, 2019, 05:48:16 PM »
I can hear the DMCA's rushing to your mailbox
Cool drawing tho
Thanks! And yeah, this COULD get me sued maybe, but this should fit the legal definition of a parody. I studied the general criteria and was at least able to work that part out. Add a few legal disclaimers and have a good argument on the legitimacy of this parody and I should be able to dodge some of these copyright bullets.
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« on: August 29, 2019, 03:29:57 PM »
Parody Robots #2: Gravestone "Sorry about your floor...and your lights...and the walls...oh, and the house robots. I don't have to pay for this, do I?" These are the words commonly spoken by the builder and driver of Gravestone, the batsh** crazy spinner of death I based off of, you guessed it, the almighty Tombstone. Due to the strength of modern armor, most high kinetic energy spinners tend to send themselves and their opponents flying with every collision. No bot in Bot Wars knows this better than Gravestone, one of the deadliest, if not THE deadliest, heavyweight spinners in Bot Wars history. If he could just stay on the god damn floor for more than 2 seconds and not knock itself out, this bot would be just as successful as Tombstone. But, sadly, this bot parodies the aspect of Tombstone revolving around insane weapon recoil and literally break-dancing in the middle of the fight. For a robot not designed for break-dancing, he's pretty damn good at it. If only this thing could win more fights like Tombstone...
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« on: August 28, 2019, 08:45:35 AM »
Aww HELL yeah!
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« on: August 27, 2019, 12:05:44 AM »
Alright, cool. Here's concept art for the bot meant to represent Razor, literally named "OMG IT'S RAZZOR!" In initially called Razzor, this bot's shtick is that no matter how unique of a design it's team makes it, every crusher that came after it, no matter how different in design, was considered a rip-off of it.
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