Author Topic: World Domination Thread (Read 2433 times)

Naryar · « **on:** July 16, 2009, 10:31:30 AM »

After Flying Chao's post on HX's thread, i thought i would make a poll just for laughs and that MIGHT turn into an interesting thread.

So, what would you do if you had the opportunity to rule over our little planet?

(Creating poll right now)

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:42:06 AM »

I would make everybody break there windows for robbers

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:51:56 AM »

My Automated Integrated Empire will be superior to all the other galactic governments, as all my citizens will learn in the computer ran schools to be fanatically loyal to their empire, and our automated integrated military force shall crush all opposition. Lazy people would not exist, and neither would LRA2. The population control laws will make sure their is enough food for everyone forever, and galactic peace will be within reach.... Which isn't true as the universe is infinitely expanding, but people are happier if they believe their life has purpose, so they won't care.

System32 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:24:36 AM »

You forgot to capitalize your I's!

To

with france!

*Presses the "NUKE FRANCE" button*

Weirdo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:30:06 AM »

*Tut tut*, I believe France has a capital F in it.

*Presses 'NUKE SCOTLAND' button*

System32 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:34:24 AM »

*Watches England sink to the bottom of the sea with Scotland*

Hello, welcome to New Atlantis.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:35:46 AM »

*Presses NUKE Fliying_Chao button*

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:40:58 AM »

Who is this "Fliying_Chao"?

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:42:20 AM »

Quote from: life robot arena2;51932

*Presses NUKE Flying_Chao button*

fixed.

Reier · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:44:01 AM »

Nuke LRA2. But let's get back on topic.

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:45:04 AM »

Quote from: Reier;51935

Nuke LRA2. But let's get back on topic.

The UK has already been nuked, where have you been?

Reier · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:45:34 AM »

Bara Magna.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:48:09 AM »

Agreed.

Natef · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:51:59 AM »

I would put a lot of bad people to death (including LRA2).

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2009, 12:19:17 PM »

I'd just get tickets to every sporting event I wanted to :D

R1885 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2009, 12:20:36 PM »

Quote from: Flying_Chao;51908

My Automated Integrated Empire will be superior to all the other galactic governments, as all my citizens will learn in the computer ran schools to be fanatically loyal to their empire, and our automated integrated military force shall crush all opposition. Lazy people would not exist, and neither would LRA2. The population control laws will make sure their is enough food for everyone forever, and galactic peace will be within reach.... Which isn't true as the universe is infinitely expanding, but people are happier if they believe their life has purpose, so they won't care.

So, like Communism?

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2009, 12:28:33 PM »

FC's done waaaay too much thinking about this for his own good. I say we get him some help.

...Isn't Mad a professional shrink? :P

Condor33 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:13:35 PM »

I'm glad this thread was made. The world needs more taking over.

I'd probably besiege major cities with 15-foot tall battleship armored Humdrums, or something like that.

man manu · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »

Haha.

The Ounce · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:40:25 PM »

I would use the opportunity to take revenge on the humans for what they did to my species:evil: