The General Chatter Thread.

[Badger]

I was bored. This is supposed to be some kind of Skyrim-Character... Assassin/Thief.

I'm still pissed all my skyrim saves on my xbawx 360 assploded.

Am I the only one that thinks that Skyrim has 0 replay value?

[Jamin]

I was bored. This is supposed to be some kind of Skyrim-Character... Assassin/Thief.

I'm still pissed all my skyrim saves on my xbawx 360 assploded.

Am I the only one that thinks that Skyrim has 0 gameplay value?

nope

[Scrap Daddy]

Lucid dreamt last night. Sick as fuuuuuuuck and hilarious '

[Badger]

Details.

[Scrap Daddy]

The dream started crazy as ****, gengar, yes gengar was leading me through this series of hallways. I was with some dude and saw this little fat kid. I cracked a joke about him and he punched me in the face. I then proceeded to beat the sh** out of him for some reason. That's were the lucid dreaming began. I was now in some sort of giant clothing store. Hot bitches and milfs errywhere. I then proceeded to walk into dressing rooms dropping the line "need any help ladies?" Which of course worked and I banged a few broads

I just keep going room to room banging different chicks, even older less attractive ones. I recall walking into a room and dropping the line "im not very good with buttons" referring to my pants which also of course worked. I remember specifically I walked into a room with like 7 older woman 3 or 4 or which were hot and 1 that I had already nailed. She told her ogre of a friend that I was plowing everyone and I consented until she was about to take off my pants. I made up some.excuse and got the **** out. This preceeded until someone that worked at the store came up to me and was like this is ridiculous you need to leave. I ended up leaving with this hot Indian girl. Sweet

I realized I was dreaming after like 2 girls and I even remember thinking god damn it if you wake up before this is over you little douche. At that point it was on and I was going room to room to rooom

The dream went on a little further but im too lazy to type. Apparently 7 girls shot Me down tho but my w/l ratio was still positive.

[Naryar]

The dream started crazy as ****, gengar, yes gengar was leading me through this series of hallways. I was with some dude and saw this little fat kid. I cracked a joke about him and he punched me in the face. I then proceeded to beat the sh** out of him for some reason. That's were the lucid dreaming began. I was now in some sort of giant clothing store. Hot bitches and milfs errywhere. I then proceeded to walk into dressing rooms dropping the line "need any help ladies?" Which of course worked and I banged a few broads

I just keep going room to room banging different chicks, even older less attractive ones. I recall walking into a room and dropping the line "im not very good with buttons" referring to my pants which also of course worked. I remember specifically I walked into a room with like 7 older woman 3 or 4 or which were hot and 1 that I had already nailed. She told her ogre of a friend that I was plowing everyone and I consented until she was about to take off my pants. I made up some.excuse and got the **** out. This preceeded until someone that worked at the store came up to me and was like this is ridiculous you need to leave. I ended up leaving with this hot Indian girl. Sweet

I realized I was dreaming after like 2 girls and I even remember thinking god damn it if you wake up before this is over you little douche. At that point it was on and I was going room to room to rooom

The dream went on a little further but im too lazy to type. Apparently 7 girls shot Me down tho but my w/l ratio was still positive.

100% manly

I don't remember my dreams, or I don't dream. Too bad, I could do with dreams of conquest and glory.

[kill343gs]

everyone dreams, on average 3 times a night. i only remember bad dreams, like ones about work or dreams about my stupid bitch of an ex

[Scrap Daddy]

i have sweet dreams all the time, almost to the point where im pumped to sleep.

it also helps when you stop smoking weed

[Naryar]

I must have remembered like... 2-3 dreams in 2012.

[madman3]

I had a weird dream that wasn't nearly as awesome as Scraps but still pretty cracked up

Basically it starts with me entering a theme park that was meant to be Alton Towers but it was really more like Canada's wonderland I guess, and I head towards what might as well have been Behemoth and enter the empty queue line. So I get into the station and it's like some sort of Singaporian hotel with this weird hot woman who claimed to have ran it. She's kind of aggressive though so I kept my distance, and then I went to bed (one of those weird dreams where you fall asleep in it) and I then get woken up by some 30 year old bald guy who sends me into a room and bam that woman has been decapitated and her head's been replaced with a horses head, and by her bed there's a mark on the wall which is basically a red circle with a black dot in the middle.

So I go outside and then for some reason it's Cambridge (but it's more like the shipping district in Ipswich) and I have a walk around some of the areas. Suddenly some fat kid starts a punch up with me; I kick him in tha bauls and he runs off. I go in a few shops and buy some stuff and then go into the main square (which of course Cambridge doesn't have) and a bunch of people are congregated there, and they're crowded round some guys including that fat kid. Each of the people is missing 3 toes for some reason and they don't remember being attacked, and there's another set of red and black marks on the nearby walls. I leave the area through a backpassage that for some reason leads to an abandoned metro station which had been converted into a cafe. I walk through and end up going home. I eat a steak for dinner and go to sleep again.

In the morning of day3 of the dream my wrist is all messed up and has like a burn on it. I look around for what might have caused it but I find nothing. I then head to Cambridge again, and walk through a fairly empty district which has a furniture store which is closed and stuff, and find a couple of yellow and black marks a bit like the red ones earlier. So I head back to the city centre and there are some school dudes I know and they start another punch up with me, I win. I go to the cinema (IMax I think) and watch The Ring, then I go outside and the dudes who started a punch up also are missing 3 toes. I go home again.

Day 4 I find myself heading back to the abandoned metro station and I find some kids slumped against the ground with 3 toes missing. I end up concluding that since nobody knows why its happening that it must be some supernatural stuff, and again a red and black mark is on the wall. I head up and out, into the main square and for some reason there's a sheep farm (only in a dream set in Cambridge), and all of the sheep have yellow and black marks on their eyes and are missing some of their hooves. I end up feeling unsafe as hell and dicuss the events, concluding that some sort of crazy weird creature must be doing all this stuff. I go home.

Day 5 is like the weirdest bit, I head to the main square and some guy says it's not safe in the countryside and in settlesments inland, so I head to like the cornish coast and it's cold as hell. I end up setting up a tent along with like 3 other dudes. Suddenly there's this flash sound and all the clouds dissapear from the sky. I drop a rock for some reason and it bounces back up to my hand and suddenly a huge tidle wave shows up, I head into my tent with the other dudes. For some reason I have a TV and the News says that all major civilisations of the world have been destroyed by the wave but for some reason the coast didn't actually get hit. It goes on to say that a gigantic alien creature caused the crisis. I turn down and there's a red and black mark on my chest and I have 3 toes missing. The dream then ends.

It's pretty weeeeeeiiiiirrrrdd.

[GoldenFox93]

For some reason, I never actually remember my dreams, but according to others, I sleepwalk a lot. As of recently, I've sometimes felt myself walking about, but unable to wake myself up or do anything about it- almost like a puppet.

[Jamin]

one time when iwas dreaming i got up and started sleep walking and then and then the whistles go WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[123savethewhales]

bah, all my dreams are about responsibility I failed to fulfill, deadlines I fail to meet, and generally being worthless.

Good thing I don't remember most of them.

[Jamin]

one time iwas dreaming about how i was walking down this really long corridor and then the corridor was getting darker and then when it got really dark and i can'td't see a skeleton popped out!

[Zog]

I once had a dream that the Weeping Angels had taken residence of a small little shack situated in a snowy area with a massive lake out front, with mountains at the back. Sort of like the Arctic section in that Lego Racers 2 game. They then stalked me through various places, including a road that my old school bus went through. Ironically, I was on a bus, passing through commons, moors, housing estates; and everywhere I looked, they were there. Watching. In the shadows, in the open.

Eventually, the road opened out, and the bus stopped at a cross roads. The roads going left and right went somewhere, I'm not sure where - I never travelled down them. The road where we had just come from was a through a woodland, and the road in front of us went up a hill, with a cluster of trees where it and the road going right met, and a single tree at the top of the hill, next to the road on the right. I'm not sure if they followed us there.


There was a period of blackness, then we were back at the shack again. Despite looking all ragged and downtrodden on the outside, on the inside, it had an essence of splendour that only the most esteemed architects could achieve in creating. A massive battle then ensued between myself, several others versus the angels; at one point I was staring at one, and trying to break it with an axe or something.


I can't remember the rest. The subconscious mind is absolutely amazing, isn't it?

[090901]

i had a dream an i woke up in it at 3 pm
right after that i woke up at 4 45 pm
fml

[Zog]

i had a dream an i woke up in it at 3 pm
right after that i woke up at 4 45 pm
fml

This is brilliant.

[Mr. AS]

████████████████████████████████████████
███████████████████▒────────████████████
██████████████████───────────███████████
█████████████████▓──────░────▓██████████
██████████████████─░██████░──███████████
██████████████████▒▓██▓████──▓██████████
████████████████░──▒██░▓██▒▒▒███████████
████▓──▓███████▓────▒▓█░▒──▓████████████
████▓▒────▓█████▒────▒░────█████████████
███▓░████▒───████▒▒█──▓──▓▓████▓▓▓▓█████
████─▓██████──████▓▓─▒█▓▓█▓─────────▓███
████─▓█████████───▓▒▓▓▒▒██─▒▓█████▓─▓███
████─▓███████▒▓█▓█─██─▓▒▓▒▒███████──████
███▒─▒██████░─█▓▓▓─██─▒▓██▒─██████░─████
███▓▒─█████▒─▒▒▓▓█─██░█▓░▓─▒██████▒─████
███▓▒─█████─████▓█─██─▒▓██─▓██████──████
███▓▓─█████──█████─██─█▓░▓─███████──████
███▓▓▓█████░▒██▓▓▓─▓█─▓▒█──███████──████
███─────███▓─▓██▒▒▒▒█─██▓─▓███████▒▓████
██▓─▒░█▒─██▓─█▓──█─▓█─▒█▓─███████▓▒─▓███
██▒▓─█░█▒███─████─▒▓▓▒█▒─██████▓─────███
██▓█─█─▓████▓────▒▓████████████─██▒▒─▓██
██████████████████─██▓▓▓▓████████─█─█░██
██████████████████─────────████████─████
████████████▓───────────────████████████
████████████──░██──────░██▓─▓███████████
███████████▓─▒███───────██▓─▒███████████
████████████▓───────███─────████████████
████████████▒▓▓▓▓▓▓█████───█████████████
██████████▓───███████████▒▒█████████████
█████████▒──▒████████████───████████████
████████▒──▒█████████████▓───███████████
███████───████████████████───███████████
██████───██████████████████───██████████
█████───███████████████████░──▒█████████
█████▒▓█████████████████████─▒▒█████████
████▒──█░████████████████████░─▒████████
█████▓█▒────▓████████████████▒▒▒████████
██████████▓────▓████████████░░██████████
██████████████▒──▒▓─█▓██████──██████████
████████████████▒▓────█████░─▒██████████
███████████████▓────▓██████──███████████
██████████████▓▓░▒█▓██████▓─▓███████████
████████████████▓█████████──████████████
█████████████████████████▓─█████████████
█████████████████████████─▒█████████████
████████████████████████▓▓▓─████████████
████████████████████████────▓░▒█████████
██████████████████████░─░▓─▓─▓██████████
█████████████████████████▓▓█████████████

[Natef]

I had a daydream my school had a Robot Wars event. The arena was an exact replica of the war zone with house robots. It would've been better than a dodgeball tournament (which was taking place at the time).

[MassimoV]

You get to play dodgeball! Lucky...