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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37100 on: August 21, 2012, 07:29:31 PM »
I like how GF totally ignores any posts containing common sense.
Avoiding common sense is his favourite hobby. Why else would he go out with me? ;D
god ****ing dammit stop bringing that up

Maybe some day you will get laid! (maybe)
this november

... In a theater near you...
...The story of how one man in Oklahoma finally got laid...
...with a little help from his friends...
...Spencer was involved in this one...
...and he soon finds out...that it's more difficult than he thought...
"sh**, how do I put it in"
i've watched enough porn to know where to put my dick fag
"...that's my ear, you noob"
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2012

Guys...






I never had associasion with any of those things.
youve never played super mario ?
or SANIC/sonic ?
or pokemans ?
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37101 on: August 21, 2012, 07:31:37 PM »
implying my girlfriend plays vidya and would say noob
implying
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37102 on: August 21, 2012, 07:32:43 PM »
implying my girlfriend plays vidya and would say noob
implying
implying
implying
implying
implying
implying
Oh dear, have I angered you     :coolface



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37103 on: August 21, 2012, 07:33:04 PM »
implying my girlfriend plays vidya and would say noob
implying
implying
implying
implying
implying
implying
Oh dear, have I angered you     :coolface
not really
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37104 on: August 21, 2012, 07:33:29 PM »
implying my girlfriend plays vidya and would say noob
implying
implying
implying
implying
implying
implying
Oh dear, have I angered you     :coolface
visibly not
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37105 on: August 21, 2012, 07:34:57 PM »
Still, I'm cracking up at the mental image of this trailer- all that dramatic buildup, and then it cuts to you trying to insert your knob into her ear   XD



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37106 on: August 21, 2012, 07:36:01 PM »
Still, I'm cracking up at the mental image of this trailer- all that dramatic buildup, and then it cuts to you trying to insert your knob into her ear   XD
>implying i've never done anything sexual which i have
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37107 on: August 21, 2012, 07:38:42 PM »
Guys...






I never had associasion with any of those things.
youve never played super mario ?
or SANIC/sonic ?
or pokemans ?
Nope, well the original mario at my uncle's house, otherwise, nothing.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37108 on: August 21, 2012, 07:42:15 PM »
I like how GF totally ignores any posts containing common sense.
Avoiding common sense is his favourite hobby. Why else would he go out with me? ;D
god ****ing dammit stop bringing that up

Maybe some day you will get laid! (maybe)
this november

... In a theater near you...
...The story of how one man in Oklahoma finally got laid...
...with a little help from his friends...
...Spencer was involved in this one...
...and he soon finds out...that it's more difficult than he thought...
"sh**, how do I put it in"
i've watched enough porn to know where to put my dick fag
"...that's my ear, you noob"
...but in the end...pornography...will come in handy...j.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37109 on: August 21, 2012, 07:43:42 PM »
Still, I'm cracking up at the mental image of this trailer- all that dramatic buildup, and then it cuts to you trying to insert your knob into her ear   XD
"heheh, hey guys, i just made this hilarious post in junkyard/offtopic, come laugh with me HAHAHAH"
"guys ?"
"guys ?"
"guys ?"
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37110 on: August 21, 2012, 07:58:27 PM »
I like how GF totally ignores any posts containing common sense.
Avoiding common sense is his favourite hobby. Why else would he go out with me? ;D
god ****ing dammit stop bringing that up

Maybe some day you will get laid! (maybe)
this november

... In a theater near you...
...The story of how one man in Oklahoma finally got laid...
...with a little help from his friends...
...Spencer was involved in this one...
...and he soon finds out...that it's more difficult than he thought...
"sh**, how do I put it in"
i've watched enough porn to know where to put my dick fag
"...that's my ear, you noob"
...but in the end...pornography...will come in handy...j.
...sh**, i forgot protection...

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37111 on: August 21, 2012, 07:59:21 PM »
Still, I'm cracking up at the mental image of this trailer- all that dramatic buildup, and then it cuts to you trying to insert your knob into her ear   XD
"heheh, hey guys, i just made this hilarious post in junkyard/offtopic, come laugh with me HAHAHAH"
"guys ?"
"guys ?"
"guys ?"
lel he didn't respond
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37112 on: August 21, 2012, 08:01:39 PM »
I like how GF totally ignores any posts containing common sense.
Avoiding common sense is his favourite hobby. Why else would he go out with me? ;D
god ****ing dammit stop bringing that up

Maybe some day you will get laid! (maybe)
this november

... In a theater near you...
...The story of how one man in Oklahoma finally got laid...
...with a little help from his friends...
...Spencer was involved in this one...
...and he soon finds out...that it's more difficult than he thought...
"sh**, how do I put it in"
i've watched enough porn to know where to put my dick fag
"...that's my ear, you noob"
...but in the end...pornography...will come in handy...j.
...sh**, i forgot protection...
...with an exciting twist at the end...are they at risk?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37113 on: August 21, 2012, 08:10:42 PM »
So I was playing Akinator and this question came up


Seriously, you're joining the bandwagon now Akinator?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37114 on: August 21, 2012, 08:11:45 PM »
I like how GF totally ignores any posts containing common sense.
Avoiding common sense is his favourite hobby. Why else would he go out with me? ;D
god ****ing dammit stop bringing that up

Maybe some day you will get laid! (maybe)
this november

... In a theater near you...
...The story of how one man in Oklahoma finally got laid...
...with a little help from his friends...
...Spencer was involved in this one...
...and he soon finds out...that it's more difficult than he thought...
"sh**, how do I put it in"
i've watched enough porn to know where to put my dick fag
"...that's my ear, you noob"
...but in the end...pornography...will come in handy...j.
...sh**, i forgot protection...
...with an exciting twist at the end...are they at risk?

You bunch of faggots made it stupid... Shouldn't the Eurofags be going to bed by now?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37115 on: August 21, 2012, 08:16:54 PM »
Nah, it's only 2:15 am. I don't give up for another hour yet.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37116 on: August 21, 2012, 08:32:27 PM »
So I was playing Akinator and this question came up
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Seriously, you're joining the bandwagon now Akinator?
THANK YOU I have been trying to remember the name of that site for like a year now!

What character were you thinking of anyway?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37117 on: August 21, 2012, 08:45:15 PM »
I know I'm once again late to the BB RW discussion (hooray for 1-9 shift at work)


about 80% of robot combat matches are boring and not very entertaining to watch. Stuff breaks, robots become partially disabled, weapons break, drivers are so bad that they never really hit each other, two slow wedges fight, ect. None of this makes for good TV. BB and RW dealt with this in two very different ways. RW had the house robots which could and did intervene at any time and the pit as a way to quickly end a boring match.  BB had a much cheaper and competitor friendly solution, not air the fight, because frankly to robots without working weapons and 1/2 disabled drivetrains spinning in circles for 3 minutes isn't very entertaining.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37118 on: August 21, 2012, 08:46:29 PM »
Where do you work?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #37119 on: August 21, 2012, 08:47:49 PM »
at a commercial kitchen in a boarding school... currently they have overnight summer camps going on.