The General Chatter Thread.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Soon we shall, young whining lad. Soon we shall. On the bright side, we're still beating out Scotland   

I could still beat you any day of the week, pal

[GarvinTheGreat]

Yay for new avatar

[HurricaneAndrew]

Just created a replica of AUM-74(aka aum shinrikyo gun) for some reason.
(Image removed from quote.)
Note: Name "AUM-74" was created from aum shinrikyo and ak 74

Receiver doesn't line up with the barrel. Wouldn't actually work.

Yay for new avatar

It fits you well, for some reason.

[GoldenFox93]

For Murray-

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

For Murray-

Oi! He made history by getting to the finals! So kindly shut your trap, you Scottishist

[NFX]

For Murray-

So Scotland can have him back now, then?
 
Still, at least it's one more than your Henman person managed. 

[Philippa]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

[GoldenFox93]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

Aye- it's sort of like Jesse Owens, really. Whenever he won a Gold, he was considered to be a Great All-American Hero. Whenever he lost, everyone hated him again for being black. (Remember that this was before Civil Rights)

[Gazea2]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

So true, but one question: you say "an Andy Murray", so does that mean there's more than one of him? D:

[Philippa]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

So true, but one question: you say "an Andy Murray", so does that mean there's more than one of him? D:

Well it was supposed to be like the "A diagram of the life of a/an ________".
But yes there are other people called Andy Murray in the world.

[Mr. AS]

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[Incredirobotwars]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

Actually, that hasn't really happened this year, from what I've seen. Also, the 'factoid' you bring up here, is brought up every year, which is kind-of the reason why it ends up the case.

[RammingSpeed]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

That's actually pretty true. But what else is true is that, in all honesty, he is a stuck-up, whining prick (at least in my opinion). I can't stand him.

[GoldenFox93]

The life cycle of an Andy Murray.

Stage 1: Entering a tennis tournament.

Stage 2: Gets called British. As demonstrated here. Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

Stage 3: Wins a match: A typical English reaction - Yeah! You won that match for Eng- I mean Britain! Hey, yay woo! Go Andy do it for Britain! Hey, England is part of Britain y'know! Yeah, Britain is mostly England but Scotland Ireland and Wales are there too but it's all about Great Britain not just one country! Whoo! Yeah!

*Repeat Stage 3 for however many games he plays.*

Stage 4: Loses a match. Goes back to being Scottish. A typical English reaction - ANDY YOU STUPID SCOTTISH ****! GET BACK TO THE HIGLANDS WHRE YOU BELONG AND TAKE YOUR HAGGIS AND TARTAN WITH YOU! YOU LET THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN DOWN! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BRITAIN AT ALL DO YOU?

*Repeat of Life Cycle.*

That's actually pretty true. But what else is true is that, in all honesty, he is a stuck-up, whining prick (at least in my opinion). I can't stand him.

And Anti-English, too.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

he is a stuck-up, whining prick

The same goes for most other sporting legends, and indeed celebrities in general

[Badger]

he is a stuck-up, whining prick

The same goes for most other sporting legends, and indeed celebrities in general

Federer didn't come across as stuck up, IMO.

[RammingSpeed]

he is a stuck-up, whining prick

The same goes for most other sporting legends, and indeed celebrities in general

Good point *cough*Wayne f***ing Rooney*cough*.

[RammingSpeed]

he is a stuck-up, whining prick

The same goes for most other sporting legends, and indeed celebrities in general

Federer didn't come across as stuck up, IMO.

For the two minutes of that match I could be bothered to watch, Federer was the one I was cheering for. Then again, so were most people.

[GoldenFox93]

he is a stuck-up, whining prick

The same goes for most other sporting legends, and indeed celebrities in general

Good point *cough*Wayne f***ing Rooney*cough*.

Half-man, half-potato. He needs throwing out of the England squad, they play better without him.

[GoldenFox93]

he is a stuck-up, whining prick

The same goes for most other sporting legends, and indeed celebrities in general

Aye. Take Paris Hilton for instance- I consider her to be a living Al Qaeda recruitment video.