The General Chatter Thread.

[Enigm@]

that's funny.

[Team 9]

my build style relies heavily on custom components. and anything i build without them isn't worth putting against anything

[Preytor_4]

my build style relies heavily on custom components. and anything i build without them isn't worth putting against anything

Then make a Custom Showcase.

[Team 9]

it's all be done before. spinners that OHKO anything. flippers that glitch trhough the floor.

spikes

saws

these are all roads well travelled

[GoldenFox93]

Hey everyone, I'm back- just returned from my day trip to London  ^^

[madman3]

Hey everyone, I'm back- just returned from my day trip to London  ^^

As if we don't all know why you were there .

[Enigm@]

Mr. Posh and Barack Obama Dressed As Satan
by William Shakespeare

Enter Mr. Posh

Barack Obama Dressed As Satan appears above at a window

Mr. Posh:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the dog, and Barack Obama Dressed As Satan is the NARwhal.
Arise, eye-gougingly idiotic NARwhal, and punch the flaccid tit.
See, how she leans her vagina upon her anus!
O, that I were a glove upon that anus,
That I might touch that vagina!

Barack Obama Dressed As Satan:
O Mr. Posh, Mr. Posh! wherefore art thou Mr. Posh?
What's in a name? That which we call a penis
By any other name would smell as lucid
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "A full and his money are soon parted."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove morbid.

Mr. Posh:
Lady, by yonder flaccid tit I swear
That tips on a dick the blatent dildo--

Barack Obama Dressed As Satan:
O, swear not by the tit, the inept tit,
That spedup changes in its vitriolic orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise vitriolic.
Sweet, thick-headed night! A thousand times thick-headed night!
Parting is such guttural sorrow,
That I shall say thick-headed night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Mr. Posh:
Sleep dwell upon thy vagina, peace in thine anus!
Would I were sleep and peace, so fastened to rest!
briskly will I to my eye-gougingly idiotic penis's cell,
Its help to punch, and my lucid penis to tell.

[NFX]

I've been fiddling with the UI again.  I quite like tinkering with stuff in PDN.

[Enigm@]

I laughed my ass off at this one:


A WILD Occurrence

GARY paced up and down, jiggling his FINGER. His very good friend, Mary Sue HANDJOB, had arranged to meet him here HERE IN AFTER. "I have something SLOPPY to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue HANDJOB was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, GARY expected to see her bounce up, her INCANDESCENT hair streaming behind her and her FLACCID eyes aglow.

GARY heard footsteps, but they seemed rather SWEATY for a delicate and FINNISH girl like Mary Sue HANDJOB, whose tread was TUBULAR. He turned around and found JESUS staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" JESUS said RUNNY. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

GARY had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so HUSKILY. "Mary Sue HANDJOB asked to meet me here." As he gazed at JESUS, his PECTORAL MUSCLE began to throb BRISKILY.

"Oh," JESUS said, GAILY. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," GARY said and caught JESUS by his PENIS. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," JESUS said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.

From behind a MEATBALL, Mary Sue HANDJOB watched with a HOMOEROTIC light in her LOOPY eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "GARY/JESUS". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the BEACHED WHALE from extinction.

A MEATBALL In Time

On a SWEATY and FLACCID morning, GARY sat HERE IN AFTER. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His PECTORAL MUSCLE ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect JESUS to love someone with a INCANDESCENT FINGER?

GAILY, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a HOMOEROTIC FINNISH HANDJOB, all on a summer's day. I wish my JESUS would SLAP me, in his own TUBULAR way..."

"Do you?" JESUS sat down beside GARY and put his hand on GARY's PENIS. "I think that could be arranged."

GARY gasped RUNNY. "But what about my INCANDESCENT FINGER?"

"I like it," JESUS said POST-TRAUMATICLY. "I think it's WILD."

They came together and their kiss was A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.

"I love you," GARY said HUSKILY.

"I love you too," JESUS replied and SLAPPED him.

They bought a BEACHED WHALE, moved in together, and lived BRISKILY ever after.

[ACAMS]

Computer problem posts have been moved to the proper spot https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,10480.0.html

[Resetti's Replicas]

My theory on "Drake and Josh":

It was originally an hour-long show called "Megan Gets Her Comeuppance."  But after they had all the episodes filmed, it turned out that they were only getting a 30-minute slot. So they threw out the second half and just aired it as is.

[kill343gs]

I was at a party yesterday and someone brought airsoft guns. Lots of fun those things!

Please tell me you wore eye protection and went somewhere that isn't your backyard to use them...

Kinda guessed this kind of comment would come. We didn't have any of that and were in a yard, but it was far outside of town.

We just had some wooden boards set up, tilted over a bit to prevent rounds from coming straight back to us, and nailed some targets to it. We knew what we were doing to a decent extend. Don't worry.

I CO a regional airsoft team and I'm an active member in the MA Airsoft community. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't do my best to educate the public on the issue.

1.  Airsoft guns are not toys and should be treated like real firearms at   all times. This includes wearing the proper safety equipment when in   use. The bare minimum of this safety equipment is proper eye protection. If, by some bad stroke of physics, one of those BBs came back and hit one of you in the eye, you could have been blinded or even more seriously injured. That is horrible for the person who was injured, but could be catastrophic to the sport as well. If news gets around that someone was injured by the misuse of an airsoft gun again, it is possible that legislation could be passed limiting or banning the sale or purchase of airsoft guns.

2. Use of airsoft guns in public places could be very dangerous as well. An airsoft gun is almost always a very accurate replica of a real steel firearm, and can be mistaken as such to the untrained eye. Those who are not familiar with the sport can often become alarmed at the sight of an airsoft replica. This could be a neighbor or just a passerby. I've heard stories of police being called on kids with airsoft guns. Of course it seems ridiculous to assume that there are 14 year old kids running around with M4s, but police officers will not take that chance when their life could be at risk. Again, this can be very detrimental to the sport in the long run.

For these reasons, all airsoft guns in Canada must be bright green or clear. In many locations, airsoft is banned outright.

If you want to get into the sport, look into airsoft facilities in your area. Airsoft is, at the entry level, much cheaper than paintball and for some people even more enjoyable. In most locations it is a community based event as well.

[Noodle]

Airsoft = babby's first rooty tooty point and shooties

[Enigm@]

Airsoft = babby's first rooty tooty point and shooties

i lel'd.

[JoeBlo]

i lel'd.

... Loudly entered lounge-room?


... Lost every Lemon?


 

[Noodle]

i lel'd.

... Loudly entered lounge-room?


... Lost every Lemon?


 

Licked Every Lesbian

#swag

[Gazea2]

I've been fiddling with the UI again.  I quite like tinkering with stuff in PDN.

PDN?
I've spent the last two days messing around with the buttons. Discovered some pretty interesting things. o:

[Philippa]

My dad is clearing out the garage today, there is a workbench with about a whole B&Q's worth of wrenches and sh** on it, I'm getting a load of these tools when he's done.

I also got myself an old mini TV from my dad about 10 minutes ago so I'll be filming it having a "battle" with Stratos later today.
Hopefully it won't be too destroyed by the time I'm done because there is a bloody massive hammer outside so I'll be smashing it if I'm allowed.

[NFX]

I've been fiddling with the UI again.  I quite like tinkering with stuff in PDN.

PDN?
I've spent the last two days messing around with the buttons. Discovered some pretty interesting things. o:

Paint.NET. =P It's what I use for more or less all my image modification and splashes. Mostly because it was free. I'm still trying to figure out what all the .gib files do, so I can properly screw around with it.

[Gazea2]

I've been fiddling with the UI again.  I quite like tinkering with stuff in PDN.

PDN?
I've spent the last two days messing around with the buttons. Discovered some pretty interesting things. o:

Paint.NET. =P It's what I use for more or less all my image modification and splashes. Mostly because it was free. I'm still trying to figure out what all the .gib files do, so I can properly screw around with it.

Ahh, ok. If you want to know what anything does you can PM me or whatever.
They can be a little annoying at times, especially if you mess it up and forget to make a backup. Some interesting things can be done with them too; I have an idea for the best April Fools joke ever.