The General Chatter Thread.

[NFX]

DO IT NARYAR

I refer you to this four-panel comic.
 

[Naryar]

So I totally gave 25% warning to ACAMS because he swore in Chatterbox :P

You may see ACAMS go slapstick on me very soon (hey, you can't be the slapstick deliverer all the time right ?) and myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle. Although I still don't know : was the joke was pushed too far ?

[NFX]

So I totally gave 25% warning to ACAMS because he swore in Chatterbox :P

You may see ACAMS go slapstick on me very soon (hey, you can't be the slapstick deliverer all the time right ?) and myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle. Although I still don't know : was the joke was pushed too far ?

It very much depends on how drunk he is when he gets back, I think.

[Incredirobotwars]

That seems just enough to be funny without being too far. Also, if Gordon Freeman did speak, what do you lot think his voice would sound like?

[Philippa]

You may see myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle.

No, that's not how you do it. You burst into a fireball, maintain the burn for about 2-3 seconds, and leave behind nothing but the word goodbye scorched into the ground.

[NFX]

You may see myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle.

No, that's not how you do it. You burst into a fireball, maintain the burn for about 2-3 seconds, and leave behind nothing but the word goodbye scorched into the ground.

His feet must look wierd. How on earth would he buy shoes?

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

You may see myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle.

No, that's not how you do it. You burst into a fireball, maintain the burn for about 2-3 seconds, and leave behind nothing but the word goodbye scorched into the ground.

But, like Team Rocket, he'll return

[Philippa]

You may see myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle.

No, that's not how you do it. You burst into a fireball, maintain the burn for about 2-3 seconds, and leave behind nothing but the word goodbye scorched into the ground.

But, like Team Rocket, he'll return

Exactly.

[Naryar]

You may see myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle.

No, that's not how you do it. You burst into a fireball, maintain the burn for about 2-3 seconds, and leave behind nothing but the word goodbye scorched into the ground.

i guess it is manlier so ok

[NFX]

You may see myself disappearing in the sky with a twinkle.

No, that's not how you do it. You burst into a fireball, maintain the burn for about 2-3 seconds, and leave behind nothing but the word goodbye scorched into the ground.

i guess it is manlier so ok

Also with a suitably epic closing line.

[Incredirobotwars]

I personally think that Nary will wake up tomorrow, check GTM, think that he's gotten away with it, then as soon as he reaches the end of his driveway, a helicopter piloted by ACAMS lands on him.

[NFX]

I personally think that Nary will wake up tomorrow, check GTM, think that he's gotten away with it, then as soon as he reaches the end of his driveway, a helicopter piloted by ACAMS lands on him.

Nah, not badass enough for Naryar. ACAMS chases him through the Pyrenees in a gunship, Naryar is in a convertible grand tourer, such as a Ferrari California or an Aston Martin DBS Valante, then he loses control, goes off a cliff, then a few seconds before he hits the ground, ACAMS hits the fuel tank, blowing the car to pieces.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

My weekly RA2 search reveals this "tutorial":

[Philippa]

Was watching The One Show earlier, (Don't judge me, I was playing Angry Birds when I noticed this.), and there was this story about a woman complaining about airline safety for small children. She said that children shouldn't sit on the parent's lap because it apparently isn't safe AT ALL! Basically the parent sat in a chair belted in as regular with the child sitting on their lap held to them with a second belt. She said that this could have desastating and disastrous consequences in a crash as the parent would be flung forwards crushing and killing the child on the seat in front of them. She then showed a clip of a crash test dummy simulation and said this obviously is terrible and this got me thinking the following thoughts about crashing.

 - It's not as if you are going to crash into a bollard or another obstacle in the middle of the sky, are you?
 - If you crash a car then yes you are going to be thrown forwards a bit. But if your in a plane then it's likely you've fallen out of the middle of the sky and landed in the middle of the ocean or a country.
 - If you crash a plane then your not really going to get into a minor fender bender are you?
 - You will have crashed in a massive destructive heap so you won't be going, "OH MY GOD WE CRASHED!!! IF ONLY NONE OF US PARENTS HAD PUT OUR CHILDREN IN OUR LAPS THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE ALIVE!!!" No, you'd be dead. And if you weren't dead then you'd have more on your mind than just your kid.

Conclusion - DON'T LISTEN TO CRAZY WOMEN LIKE THIS!!! But if you want to listen then go ahead.

[GoldenFox93]

No, you'd be like the people in the spoiler.

D:

[That Robot is a Spy!]

Welsh Exam Rating: 8.5/10
Also KW, that looks muteable.

[Philippa]

Also KW, that looks muteable.

Oh, but it's a pic from The Final Destination.

[Mr. AS]

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Welsh Exam Rating: 8.5/10
Also KW, that looks muteable.

:O

[Natef]

My weekly RA2 search reveals this "tutorial":

I feel like I shouldn't be a dick, but at the same time, I want to.

[Sparkey98]

My weekly RA2 search reveals this "tutorial":

I feel like I shouldn't be a dick, but at the same time, I want to.

Yeah, you should go tell him off for not being l33t like we are. After all, we own this game and anyone who plays it.