The General Chatter Thread.

[Team 9]

in my GCSEs, i finished a 27 mark 2 page essay in 15 mins. time limit was an hour

[Badger]

Haha, name 5 good American cars.

[NFX]

Haha, name 5 good American cars.

And you can't have pickup trucks, because they aren't legally recognised as cars.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

in my GCSEs, i finished a 27 mark 2 page essay in 15 mins. time limit was an hour

And your grade was...?

[Team 9]

got a high C

[GoldenFox93]

got a high C

 

[Philippa]

*Makes a Journal on DeviantART*
*Goes back*
*Copypasta*

Final Destination - Demolition Derby

Yeah, I got bored one night and decided I'd write a Final Destination fanfic. Set just like the other 5: Opening disaster and everyone dies, just a premonition, saves people, they start to die, blah blah blah, you know the drill. So yeah, I thought I'd post the basics of it here and when I have some time I'll draw out the characters.


~~~CHARACTERS~~~

MAIN CHARACTER
Jason Bronx - Male 24

OTHER CHARACTERS (In order of premonition death)
Katy Wilkinson - Female 24
Dani West - Female 20
Harry Davies - Male 21
Cameron Davies - Male 21
Li Shan - Female 24
Sean Thomas - Male 23
Niall Black - Male 22
Nathe Franklin - Male 22

~~~OPENING DISASTER~~~
At a building site a girder is being lifter by a crane, the arm snaps and the girder falls, killing some. The crane falls onto a pile of barrels of oil and explodes, killing the rest.

(In order)
Katy - Chest crushed by the falling girder.
Dani - Impaled by the rods of the crane that fell off.
Harry - Impaled by the rods of the crane that fell off.
Cameron - Bludgeoned by flying tools after the barrels explode.
Li - Crushed by flying concrete blocks.
Sean - Impaled by flying pipe.
Niall - Incinerated in blast.
Nathe - Incinerated in blast.
Jason - Flung backwards and bisected by sheetmetal.

~~~POST PREMONITION DEATHS~~~

Katy – Drowns when motorized pool cover closes over the pool, leaving her trapped.
Dani – Neck broked when ladder shuts on it.
Harry – Tie caught in belt sander, gets head ground up.
Cameron – Trips on a bit of wood and gets stabbed through eye by the handle on a vice.
Li – SAVED – Was going to be hit by tiles falling off the sports stand, pushed to safety.
Sean – Shot through head by javelin.
Niall – Head smashed by falling brick.

~~~SECOND PREMONITION~~~
On the motorway/freeway (wherever you live) an 18-wheeler's tyre bursts, sending the tyre flying backwards.

Li – Crushed when tyre debris smashes through the windscreen.
Nathe – Dies when car rolls.
Jason – Still alive to see a bus speeding towards him.

When Jason sees the second premonition he tells Nathe to pull onto the lane at the end to stop, instead of preventing the disaster it is actually the start. Had he not started to switch lanes they would've lived.

What do you think? Do any of the deaths need tweaking to make them better? Want to change a death completely or add a new character? Leave a comment! ^.^

[SKBT]

Haha, name 5 good American cars.

And you can't have pickup trucks, because they aren't legally recognised as cars.

Good by what criteria? Having an engine larger than 1.5L? In the US pickup trucks are recognized as cars, because you don't need a CDL to drive one...

[NFX]

Haha, name 5 good American cars.

And you can't have pickup trucks, because they aren't legally recognised as cars.

Good by what criteria? Having an engine larger than 1.5L? In the US pickup trucks are recognized as cars, because you don't need a CDL to drive one...

But it doesn't need to pass the safety tests that a normal car would have to. Maybe that's just in Europe.

[Scrap Daddy]

Haha, name 5 good American cars.

i really want anyone with this type of attitude to go **** themselves.


go **** yourself

[madman3]

Haha, name 5 good American cars.

i really want anyone with this type of attitude to go **** themselves.


go **** yourself

Fact is the Americans smash most of the European (probably not German) and Asian car developers, at least with sports cars, so yeah TRB is prolly trying to be a British Nationalist again. Again.

[Incredirobotwars]

It's just whenever we take Noodle near a discussion about cars. That then brings it from 'So, yeah I got a car...' to 'ALL EUROPEAN CARS ARE CRAP!!!1!!!111!!!! TROLOLOLOLOL'

But anyways, there are some decent american cars, some decent european cars. 'nuff said.

[Jonzu95]

I can think for 3 good American cars atleast...

- Ford
- Dodge
- Chevrolet

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

*Makes a Journal on DeviantART*
*Goes back*
*Copypasta*

Final Destination - Demolition Derby

Yeah, I got bored one night and decided I'd write a Final Destination fanfic. Set just like the other 5: Opening disaster and everyone dies, just a premonition, saves people, they start to die, blah blah blah, you know the drill. So yeah, I thought I'd post the basics of it here and when I have some time I'll draw out the characters.


~~~CHARACTERS~~~

MAIN CHARACTER
Jason Bronx - Male 24

OTHER CHARACTERS (In order of premonition death)
Katy Wilkinson - Female 24
Dani West - Female 20
Harry Davies - Male 21
Cameron Davies - Male 21
Li Shan - Female 24
Sean Thomas - Male 23
Niall Black - Male 22
Nathe Franklin - Male 22

~~~OPENING DISASTER~~~
At a building site a girder is being lifter by a crane, the arm snaps and the girder falls, killing some. The crane falls onto a pile of barrels of oil and explodes, killing the rest.

(In order)
Katy - Chest crushed by the falling girder.
Dani - Impaled by the rods of the crane that fell off.
Harry - Impaled by the rods of the crane that fell off.
Cameron - Bludgeoned by flying tools after the barrels explode.
Li - Crushed by flying concrete blocks.
Sean - Impaled by flying pipe.
Niall - Incinerated in blast.
Nathe - Incinerated in blast.
Jason - Flung backwards and bisected by sheetmetal.

~~~POST PREMONITION DEATHS~~~

Katy – Drowns when motorized pool cover closes over the pool, leaving her trapped.
Dani – Neck broked when ladder shuts on it.
Harry – Tie caught in belt sander, gets head ground up.
Cameron – Trips on a bit of wood and gets stabbed through eye by the handle on a vice.
Li – SAVED – Was going to be hit by tiles falling off the sports stand, pushed to safety.
Sean – Shot through head by javelin.
Niall – Head smashed by falling brick.

~~~SECOND PREMONITION~~~
On the motorway/freeway (wherever you live) an 18-wheeler's tyre bursts, sending the tyre flying backwards.

Li – Crushed when tyre debris smashes through the windscreen.
Nathe – Dies when car rolls.
Jason – Still alive to see a bus speeding towards him.

When Jason sees the second premonition he tells Nathe to pull onto the lane at the end to stop, instead of preventing the disaster it is actually the start. Had he not started to switch lanes they would've lived.

What do you think? Do any of the deaths need tweaking to make them better? Want to change a death completely or add a new character? Leave a comment! ^.^

I want to know what your dA is more than anything

[GoldenFox93]

I want to know what your dA is more than anything

More than seeing me with my shirt off?   

[Noodle]

We all lived in a giant pier over the ocean.  The pier was not connected to a landmass, therefore it was an island.  There were rides and attractions in the center and a boardwalk going around the perimeter of the island.  There were several rooms located under the pier.  Me and several other people were hiding in a white, T-shaped room with stairs the houses a multitude of cocaine pills.  These pills, when taken, made the person who took them run unnaturally fast for the time of their effect.  The police surrounded the room, most likely to confiscate the pills and arrest anyone inside.  One girl, I would estimate to be roughly 18 years of age, took 5 pills.  At the time, she knew that the pills would make her run fast, and she also knew that there was a risk to taking such a number of pill.  She was then able to run unnaturally fast, and escaped the room without being arrested.  I watched through her perspective as she ran about the pier with great speed.  I watched a couple other people do the same, including an old lady who only took 2.  She wasn't able to run very fast, being elderly and only having taken two pills, but she escaped as well.  It was while I was watching through the perspective of the old lady that I noticed a strange feeling in the chest.  The greater the pill-taker excreted themselves, the stronger the feeling was.  I then decided it was my turn to escape.  I took 3 pills, as I figured it was too little to be majorly risky, and enough to make me run fast enough to escape the police.  I then escaped the room and ran about the pier for some time, again feeling the strange feeling in my chest.  I went to my home, which was a room under the pier.  Our TV remote had been dropped and fell under some stairs.  I was strong due to the effects of the pills, so I ripped the stairs apart and gave my wife the remote.  Moments later I found out that the girl who had taken 5 pills to escape had a heart attack and had to be taken to the hospital.  I figured it'd be wise to get the drugs out of my system.  I drank Gold Peak iced tea to induce urination in order to flush the drugs out.  The girl later returned to my house/room under the pier with her boyfriend and some medical supplies.  While she seemed optimistic at first, my wife then explained to her that because of her condition she would have to undergo a painful and risky blood test every day.  I went to the bathroom, thinking about how wise I had been for only taking 3 pills.

I can think for 3 good American cars atleast...

- Ford
- Dodge
- Chevrolet

Those are nameplates, not cars.

[Philippa]

I want to know what your dA is more than anything

http://derpypuddles.deviantart.com/

[Sparkey98]

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I won't be getting onto my computer on Tuesday or Wednesday....

Why's that, do you keep doing things?

Well, in sunday I played computer in the garage, and got busted. And I said that I won't be using my computer on monday, but the punishment was longer than I thought...

You really shouldnt be that desperate to get on a computer that you have to sneak onto a computer in the garage... find something else to do with your time

I can't think for anything else to do.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but try going out and playing with friends

Or watch TV. You know, whichever you prefer

Or you could always just invent some tabletop game to play with yourself

If my friends wouldn't be busy every freakin' day.

TV is boring

meh, I would rather build with Legos.

Screw legos man, my main hobby is building sculptures and puppets and what not out of anything I can find. Wood, metal, radio parts, cardboard, the list goes on and on. If I had access to more money I'd probably be building functioning combat robots...

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I want to know what your dA is more than anything

More than seeing me with my shirt off?   

I meant in relation to the last line of his copypaste, but w/e

I want to know what your dA is more than anything

http://derpypuddles.deviantart.com/

//le watches

[Incredirobotwars]

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