The General Chatter Thread.

[doublestrand]

One of Scourges favourites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Nece4nsx8&list=FLjsTEx-Hq93jwmIg_SQ-Rpw&index=22&feature=plpp_video#

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

One of Scourges favourites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Nece4nsx8&list=FLjsTEx-Hq93jwmIg_SQ-Rpw&index=22&feature=plpp_video#

I was just listening to this actually O3O

[GoldenFox93]

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Speaking of DOS viruses...

I don't have that one on my list, unless CMOSDead is another name for AntiCMOS. Got any information on it?

I'm making a huge essay on as many viruses as I can find information for, by the way

Sure do- after infecting .COM files, it will randomly run the payload routine where it displays a truly ear raping noise and scary visual payload, while at the same time corrupting the CMOS memory, which will cause the system to lose the current time and hard drive controller settings, which must be re-entered manually by the user.

However, this virus contains another payload, where if the user presses CTRL+ALT+DEL (to restart the computer) during the terrifying payload, then the virus will format the hard drive. Truly evil programming at its finest.

[doublestrand]

Ouch... I no like the sound of that D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPokU7EmGXE&list=FLjsTEx-Hq93jwmIg_SQ-Rpw&index=81&feature=plpp_video#ws

[System32]

Circus Galop is a brilliant thing.
 

[Badger]

That's the type of thing that you would find playing on an unoccupied piano in a horror movie.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

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Speaking of DOS viruses...

I don't have that one on my list, unless CMOSDead is another name for AntiCMOS. Got any information on it?

I'm making a huge essay on as many viruses as I can find information for, by the way

Sure do- after infecting .COM files, it will randomly run the payload routine where it displays a truly ear raping noise and scary visual payload, while at the same time corrupting the CMOS memory, which will cause the system to lose the current time and hard drive controller settings, which must be re-entered manually by the user.

However, this virus contains another payload, where if the user presses CTRL+ALT+DEL (to restart the computer) during the terrifying payload, then the virus will format the hard drive. Truly evil programming at its finest.

Adding that under Deadly Viruses. Could you send as much information as you've got through PM please?

[Philippa]

Time for more leaflet posting.

Woot. :|

[NFX]

Circus Galop is a brilliant thing.
 

That's properly mad. I need to take some cocaine and play that.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Time for more leaflet posting.

Woot. :|

Oh dear god, leaflet posting. At least, although my current task of sorting viruses into categories is mundane, I get to do some reading up, which is fun and sometimes amusing (I really like Ambulance, ChristmasEXEC and Bliss, and find Shoerec and Cascade funny, as well as the fact that there's not one, but two computer viruses called AIDS, as well as one called Adolf Hitler)

[Jonzu95]

Finnish 4chan, Ylilauta strikes again.

Read the comments.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Hey guys, do you think I should class the DBase virus under annoying or dangerous?

When DBase is executed, it checks if it is already in memory, and if not, becomes resident. It infects .com and .ovl files.
When a .dbf file (the main file format of the dBase database management system) is written to while the virus is in memory, the information sent to the file will be garbled. When the file is loaded, the virus will show the file as if it were normal. If the virus is removed after the files have been garbled, they will be permenantly garbled. It may do this to other files whose name ends in .dbf, regardless of whether or not they belong to the dBase program.

The virus creates a file named bugs.dat in any directory where .dbf files are stored. This file keeps track of what files were corrupted and what they were corrupted with. When this file has not been written to for 90 days, the virus overwrites the file allocation table and root directory of drives D: to Z:. This section of the virus's code is buggy, and may not

In addition to the damage to .dbf files, programs larger than 63,415 bytes will no longer be loadable.

[Jonzu95]

Finnish 4chan, Ylilauta strikes again.

Read the comments.

Will post here, so everyone sees it.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

"The FORM-Virus sends greetings to everyone who's reading this text. FORM doesn't destroy data! Don't panic! ****ings go to Corinne."

[Jonzu95]

"The FORM-Virus sends greetings to everyone who's reading this text. FORM doesn't destroy data! Don't panic! ****ings go to Corinne."

Shush.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

There are LOADS of variants of Jerusalem. It stopped being funny when I hit the tenth one. Now it's hilarious

[Jonzu95]

There are LOADS of variants of Jerusalem. It stopped being funny when I hit the tenth one. Now it's hilarious

What is wrong with you, Scourge? >_<

[GoldenFox93]

There are LOADS of variants of Jerusalem. It stopped being funny when I hit the tenth one. Now it's hilarious

And did those feet, in Ancient times...

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

There are LOADS of variants of Jerusalem. It stopped being funny when I hit the tenth one. Now it's hilarious

What is wrong with you, Scourge? >_<

I'm researching viruses. It's certainly more entertaining than Finnish 4chan

[kill343gs]

did those feet