Author Topic: The General Chatter Thread. (Read 1636571 times)

NFX · « **Reply #28620 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:32:32 AM »

I think you mean "count", haz.

Quote from: madman3 on January 25, 2012, 11:20:47 AM

As soon as someone comes up with a reason why homosexuality is immoral I might actually listen. And don't give me any bible crap, I want genuine, logical, thought out reasoning, rather than "It's unnatural and just plain wrong bro".

It might actually help with the planetary overpupulation problem somewhat.

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #28621 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:33:00 AM »

Meanwhile at ACAMS's lair:

2:32 Sees comments
2:39 Sends special forces out
2:46 Special Forces leave base and fly to forumers locations
2:55 Forces break into homes and capture us
3:06 GTMers break free and jump out of helicopters/planes
3:15 GTMers open parachutes
3:25 GTMers meet a huge force and have a massive fight
3:46 Click comes in a helicopter and saves us
3:58 ACAMS learns we survive.

NFX · « **Reply #28622 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:05:00 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on January 25, 2012, 11:05:05 AM

Quote from: Meganerdbomb on January 25, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
He's not homophobic; he just hates fags.
He's got it wrong, it's Figs God hates. Biblical Proof-
(Image removed from quote.)

But lambs, sloths, carp, anchovies, orangutans, breakfast cereals and fruit-bats are fine. =D (+3 Reference Points)

smashysmashy · « **Reply #28623 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 25, 2012, 11:27:49 AM

How come nobody cares about lesbians? If a man loving a man is unholy, then surely a woman loving a woman is also unholy. So why only pick on gay men?

I'm going to state the obvious by saying it's much more fun for a hetero to watch lesbians than gay men.

inb4 anyone says I watch gay men, which is false dammit

Velocity EVO · « **Reply #28624 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:20:46 PM »

Going through quite a wierd phase at the moment. It's called "Living with arguing parents, and douchebag of a sister and a brother that seriously needs to die while I down coke and cheese and onion pasty" Phase.

Seems legit to me XD

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #28625 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:21:39 PM »

Voldermort's laugh = Hilarous

Velocity EVO · « **Reply #28626 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:24:35 PM »

Quote from: That Robot is a Spy! on January 25, 2012, 12:21:39 PM

Voldermort's laugh = Hilarous

This WINS!

System32 · « **Reply #28627 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:31:13 PM »

My history teacher was discussing the Munich Confrence and put up the "funniest joke in the world" sketch because of it.

Philippa · « **Reply #28628 on:** January 25, 2012, 01:00:18 PM »

I love this song but cry every time I hear it...

martymidget · « **Reply #28629 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:44:45 PM »

Quote from: madman3 on January 25, 2012, 11:20:47 AM

As soon as someone comes up with a reason why homosexuality is immoral I might actually listen. And don't give me any bible crap, I want genuine, logical, thought out reasoning, rather than "It's unnatural and just plain wrong bro".

Those are my views. My mum is very highly anti-homosexual, which is quite awkward because her sister is a lesbian. Though she has adequate reasons for hating her sister (favouritism from my grandparents, among other things), I don't agree with the fact that she hates every homosexual person because of it. Its the reason why I'm as straight as you can get- my own mother would probably disown me D:

Enigm@ · « **Reply #28630 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:53:26 PM »

ok this kinda goes with the topic..
So I can suck my own dick... all those aerobics classes paid off, haha.

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #28631 on:** January 25, 2012, 04:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on January 25, 2012, 03:53:26 PM

Suck my own dick

"Like a boss"

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #28632 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on January 25, 2012, 03:53:26 PM

ok this kinda goes with the topic..
I can suck my own dick...

... Without removing any ribs. Suck it, Manson!

Philippa · « **Reply #28633 on:** January 26, 2012, 01:54:36 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on January 25, 2012, 03:53:26 PM

Suck my own dick

Hydro · « **Reply #28634 on:** January 26, 2012, 03:12:01 AM »

I finally made a vanilla plane in Gmod that looked like one. Flew like a bus and had the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis, but hey.

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #28635 on:** January 26, 2012, 04:08:57 AM »

Planes have sex appeal?

SKBT · « **Reply #28636 on:** January 26, 2012, 06:36:57 AM »

They can be interpreted as phallic symbols sometimes.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #28637 on:** January 26, 2012, 01:11:46 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on January 26, 2012, 06:36:57 AM

They can be interpreted as phallic symbols sometimes.

Anything can be to misandrists, these days. Even trees.

NFX · « **Reply #28638 on:** January 26, 2012, 01:38:18 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on January 26, 2012, 01:11:46 PM

Quote from: SKBT on January 26, 2012, 06:36:57 AM
They can be interpreted as phallic symbols sometimes.
Anything can be to misandrists, these days. Even trees.

That reminds me of a joke I heard on QI once. Unfortunately I can't find a video of it.

"A lot of people think 'Oh, torpedoes, they're the shape they are because they're demonstrating man's aggressions,' but they're not. They're shaped like that because that's the most aerodynamic shape. They wouldn't be very successful if they were shaped like vaginas, would they?"

Naryar · « **Reply #28639 on:** January 26, 2012, 02:04:59 PM »

Hydrodynamic, in the case of torpedoes.

Yes, I like being nitpicky