The General Chatter Thread.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

"All you have to do is take some Magic Mushrooms, add them to this sh**!
Now just add some Heroin for taste, some Cannabis, just a bit!
Making this treat is such a bitch, add a spoon of Ecstacy,
Add some Crack and sauce, do it like a Boss, don't forget the LSD!
 
Drugshake! It makes you crazy,
Drugshake! But so damn tasty,
Drugshake! Drugshake, drugshake, DRUGSHAAAAAAKE"

"This did not just happen!"

In Naryar's dreams, GF93 is kept in a small cage, and Naryar pokes him repeatedly with a razor-tipped stick.

That sounds like my dreams, except I'm where GF is and Nary is the devil

Now let us remove the warning and see gf rage.

Of course, he will pretend to remain cool and collected, but everyone knows deep inside he will be butthurt.

He PMs me when he's pissed off. I'll report to GCT if that happens

[Naryar]

In Naryar's dreams, GF93 is kept in a small cage, and Naryar pokes him repeatedly with a razor-tipped stick.

That sounds like my dreams, except I'm where GF is and Nary is the devil

I DO NOT NEED YOU TO TELL YOUR DREAMS ABOUT ME TO EVERYONE. THANK YOU.

[Enigm@]

In my dreams, well, I don't think u guise would want to know. XD

[NFX]

HEY ! You're the sick one here ! I may be a bastard, but not a sick one !

Actually I'm 100% healthy. I'm not sick at all.

I was talking about your mental health state, not physical

O RLY?

I'm not sick. Why would I be?

Hmph. Disregard the joke then, since you didn't get it.

Also imma stop trolling in GCT. *leaves thread*

For this week.
 
And everyone should tell their dreams of you to the forum. It's hilarious. =D

[Enigm@]

I actually have had a dream about nary. :P

[Naryar]

I hope it was not of a sexual/romantic nature.

If it is sufficiently badass you can tell it, but if not...

[Jonzu95]

...in my dreams I get poked by GF93, with a Iron spike stick.

[GoldenFox93]

...in my dreams I get poked by GF93, with a Iron spike stick.

Razors are too mainstream  :coolfa-
 
...wait, what?

[Naryar]

...in my dreams I get poked by GF93, with a Iron spike stick.

Razors are too mainstream  :coolfa-
 
...wait, what?

In before GFxJonzu shipping

[NFX]

...in my dreams I get poked by GF93, with a Iron spike stick.

Razors are too mainstream  :coolfa-
 
...wait, what?

Don't worry, I've already sent it to to Out Of Context thread. =D

[Badnik96]

I do not dream of Nary. I am jelly.

[Enigm@]

I hope it was not of a sexual/romantic nature.

If it is sufficiently badass you can tell it, but if not...

it's a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.. :P
It's kinda vague, i remember having it around like november, so if i'm paraphrasing, you'll prolly know. :P
so it starts out with me and nary in some town somewhere, everything's all hunky dorey, when suddenly, zombies. So yeah, zombies start to attack people n sh**, eating there brains, ripping there faces off, etc, etc.. nary runs down to his apartment or something like that, grabs a shotgun and starts shooting teh zombies.
I just run down to the hardware store and find a chainsaw, and we both kill zombies 'n sh**.
So after that, the horde gets larger and larger, the zombies become harder and harder to fight, and so we just decide to run. we get to the top of a fairly high building, and wait it out for a few days, scouring through said building for food and such. We find some food in a couple of fridges (it was an office building i think) and for a couple of days things start to get pretty boring. (a couple of days in dreamland) we each swap out the nights on watch, as in, for a couple of hours i would sleep, and nary would watch for zombies, or i would watch for zombies and nary would sleep. So when i'm on watch, i start getting drowsy, and a zombie starts coming to eat naryar's brains. Nary, being a light sleeper, ends up waking up to it and blows the zombie's head off. Ok this is where it starts getting kinda fuzzy and where i'll probably be paraphrasing, just a warning..
So we go down to the lower floors to investigate, and i find a radio. A voice says on there:
"attention all living humans in new york city ! evacuate now ! we are going to drop several nuclear weapons on the city to end the spread of the undead outbreak !" so i start losing my sh** and nary tells me to calm down, and we go running down the office building.
Then there's some zombies waiting for us down on a couple of floors, i mutilate a few with my chainsaw, but we continue to run. Once we reach the first floor, the rest of the horde is out there waiting for us..

DUN DUN DUN

So we find a really crappy car with it's keys still in it. (it actually was my car, just a different color) and nary drives.
As we're driving out of new york, i still have the radio and the same voice says "all living humans of new york city ! evacuate NOW ! we will be launching off the missiles in five minutes !" So we're driving out of nyc, and we debate how long a distance we will have to travel to be safe from nuclear fallout..
And then the car starts slowing down, it has no gas. D: Luckily, we're out of new york city, and we run to the top of a fairly high hill, and see the nukes raining from the sky..
I say "my hero !" and kiss nary on the cheek.
and then i woke up..

[Scrap Daddy]

...in my dreams I get poked by GF93, with a Iron spike stick.

and by iron spike he means penis and by poked he means railed.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

If it is sufficiently badass you can tell it, but if not...

I had one where you turned into a dog and ate my face, does that count?

[Incredirobotwars]

If it is sufficiently badass you can tell it, but if not...

I had one where you turned into a dog and ate my face, does that count?

Are you sure this wasn't real life?

[Philippa]

My girlfriend says "Hi."

[Incredirobotwars]

My girlfriend says "Hi."

To who?

[Philippa]

My girlfriend says "Hi."

To who?

To everyone I think.

[Jonzu95]

You have a girlfriend? o_o

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

You have a girlfriend? o_o

This was established some time ago