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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27580 on: January 07, 2012, 06:27:03 AM »
If you have to resort to overused internet memes to be funny, then there is very little hope for you.

Ignoring half the goddamn jokes ever told much?
 
 
Knock knock? MEME.
 
 
A family walks into a talent agency, the agent asks the father what sort of act his family preforms. He says variety act... MEME.
 
 
And englishman, Irishman and MEME walk into a bar.
 
 
What is the answer to this question? ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING MEME.
 
 
That's ignoring the memetic jokes I won't bother listing (tastes
like chicken, calling you x is an insult to whatever, mom jokes...)
 
 
Sketches usually take one concept and run it into the ground. Meme free mostly.
 
 
Standup however is pretty meme free if it goes less than 1 minute. After a while you'll always notice some of the jokes are memes made earlier on in the skit.
 
 
So yeah, comedy is dead, according to this idiot quoted.

I did say overused INTERNET memes. I don't recall knock knock or Scotsman/Englishman/Irishman being popularised by the internet.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27581 on: January 07, 2012, 06:33:40 AM »
Why do I get the feeling that my posts are invisible?
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27582 on: January 07, 2012, 06:35:53 AM »

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27583 on: January 07, 2012, 06:36:37 AM »

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27584 on: January 07, 2012, 06:37:53 AM »
Because one System32 just wasn't enough.
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27585 on: January 07, 2012, 06:38:37 AM »
So he is 64-bit now?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27586 on: January 07, 2012, 06:39:35 AM »
63-bit, he's 1 bit short of an operating system, if you know what I mean.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27587 on: January 07, 2012, 06:41:05 AM »

No I don't know what you mean...

63 is not a power of 2 which computers are based off of.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27588 on: January 07, 2012, 06:44:34 AM »
Some mouthy little sh** in a COD lobby decided to make fun of a quiet kid for having a retarded little brother. The quiet kid quickly left, almost in tears, and the MLS laughed.

Then I stept in, calling him "all talk" and a "pathetic excuse for a living thing", among other things, which caused him to shout, which caused me to shout louder, and made him rage quit.

I made friends with the quiet kid after, and he said that the MLS had been spamming him messages about it. I nodded, joined the MLS's session, and owned him one more time.

Justice is done!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27589 on: January 07, 2012, 06:51:04 AM »
Some mouthy little sh** in a COD lobby decided to make fun of a quiet kid for having a retarded little brother. The quiet kid quickly left, almost in tears, and the MLS laughed.

Then I stept in, calling him "all talk" and a "pathetic excuse for a living thing", among other things, which caused him to shout, which caused me to shout louder, and made him rage quit.

I made friends with the quiet kid after, and he said that the MLS had been spamming him messages about it. I nodded, joined the MLS's session, and owned him one more time.

Justice is done!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27590 on: January 07, 2012, 06:59:26 AM »
Checked out another girl last night. hope she's not that kond of b*tch like the last one... on the other hand: i'm in no need of a relationship ;)

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27591 on: January 07, 2012, 07:03:04 AM »
If you have to resort to overused internet memes to be funny, then there is very little hope for you.

Ignoring half the goddamn jokes ever told much?
 
 
Knock knock? MEME.
 
 
A family walks into a talent agency, the agent asks the father what sort of act his family preforms. He says variety act... MEME.
 
 
And englishman, Irishman and MEME walk into a bar.
 
 
What is the answer to this question? ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING MEME.
 
 
That's ignoring the memetic jokes I won't bother listing (tastes
like chicken, calling you x is an insult to whatever, mom jokes...)
 
 
Sketches usually take one concept and run it into the ground. Meme free mostly.
 
 
Standup however is pretty meme free if it goes less than 1 minute. After a while you'll always notice some of the jokes are memes made earlier on in the skit.
 
 
So yeah, comedy is dead, according to this idiot quoted.

Comedy tropes are not the same thing as memes.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27592 on: January 07, 2012, 07:05:48 AM »
If you have to resort to overused internet memes to be funny, then there is very little hope for you.

Ignoring half the goddamn jokes ever told much?
 
 
Knock knock? MEME.
 
 
A family walks into a talent agency, the agent asks the father what sort of act his family preforms. He says variety act... MEME.
 
 
And englishman, Irishman and MEME walk into a bar.
 
 
What is the answer to this question? ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING MEME.
 
 
That's ignoring the memetic jokes I won't bother listing (tastes
like chicken, calling you x is an insult to whatever, mom jokes...)
 
 
Sketches usually take one concept and run it into the ground. Meme free mostly.
 
 
Standup however is pretty meme free if it goes less than 1 minute. After a while you'll always notice some of the jokes are memes made earlier on in the skit.
 
 
So yeah, comedy is dead, according to this idiot quoted.

Comedy tropes are not the same thing as memes.

Everyone troll this girl she bullies me in real life
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27593 on: January 07, 2012, 07:15:57 AM »
Everyone troll this girl she bullies me in real life
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27594 on: January 07, 2012, 07:18:03 AM »
If you have to resort to overused internet memes to be funny, then there is very little hope for you.

Ignoring half the goddamn jokes ever told much?
 
 
Knock knock? MEME.
 
 
A family walks into a talent agency, the agent asks the father what sort of act his family preforms. He says variety act... MEME.
 
 
And englishman, Irishman and MEME walk into a bar.
 
 
What is the answer to this question? ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING MEME.
 
 
That's ignoring the memetic jokes I won't bother listing (tastes
like chicken, calling you x is an insult to whatever, mom jokes...)
 
 
Sketches usually take one concept and run it into the ground. Meme free mostly.
 
 
Standup however is pretty meme free if it goes less than 1 minute. After a while you'll always notice some of the jokes are memes made earlier on in the skit.
 
 
So yeah, comedy is dead, according to this idiot quoted.

Comedy tropes are not the same thing as memes.

Everyone troll this girl she bullies me in real life
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002236606801

you get bullied by a girl ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27595 on: January 07, 2012, 07:19:55 AM »
so when i say something it's harsh but it's fine for you

oh logic, so sense you much make


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27596 on: January 07, 2012, 10:08:22 AM »
Some mouthy little sh** in a COD lobby decided to make fun of a quiet kid for having a retarded little brother. The quiet kid quickly left, almost in tears, and the MLS laughed.

Then I stept in, calling him "all talk" and a "pathetic excuse for a living thing", among other things, which caused him to shout, which caused me to shout louder, and made him rage quit.

I made friends with the quiet kid after, and he said that the MLS had been spamming him messages about it. I nodded, joined the MLS's session, and owned him one more time.

Justice is done!
all you have to do is call those kids niggercunts or something to that effect and they should quiet down.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27597 on: January 07, 2012, 10:14:41 AM »
Some mouthy little sh** in a COD lobby decided to make fun of a quiet kid for having a retarded little brother. The quiet kid quickly left, almost in tears, and the MLS laughed.

Then I stept in, calling him "all talk" and a "pathetic excuse for a living thing", among other things, which caused him to shout, which caused me to shout louder, and made him rage quit.

I made friends with the quiet kid after, and he said that the MLS had been spamming him messages about it. I nodded, joined the MLS's session, and owned him one more time.

Justice is done!
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27598 on: January 07, 2012, 10:15:36 AM »
Some mouthy little sh** in a COD lobby decided to make fun of a quiet kid for having a retarded little brother. The quiet kid quickly left, almost in tears, and the MLS laughed.

Then I stept in, calling him "all talk" and a "pathetic excuse for a living thing", among other things, which caused him to shout, which caused me to shout louder, and made him rage quit.

I made friends with the quiet kid after, and he said that the MLS had been spamming him messages about it. I nodded, joined the MLS's session, and owned him one more time.

Justice is done!
all you have to do is call those kids niggercunts or something to that effect and they should quiet down.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27599 on: January 07, 2012, 10:17:33 AM »
If you have to resort to overused internet memes to be funny, then there is very little hope for you.

Ignoring half the goddamn jokes ever told much?
 
 
Knock knock? MEME.
 
 
A family walks into a talent agency, the agent asks the father what sort of act his family preforms. He says variety act... MEME.
 
 
And englishman, Irishman and MEME walk into a bar.
 
 
What is the answer to this question? ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING MEME.
 
 
That's ignoring the memetic jokes I won't bother listing (tastes
like chicken, calling you x is an insult to whatever, mom jokes...)
 
 
Sketches usually take one concept and run it into the ground. Meme free mostly.
 
 
Standup however is pretty meme free if it goes less than 1 minute. After a while you'll always notice some of the jokes are memes made earlier on in the skit.
 
 
So yeah, comedy is dead, according to this idiot quoted.

Comedy tropes are not the same thing as memes.

Everyone troll this girl she bullies me in real life
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002236606801

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