I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, sh** or maybe she sh** herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ****ing listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a sh**, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.
Quote from: Meganerdbomb on November 11, 2011, 11:36:28 PMI just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, sh** or maybe she sh** herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ****ing listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a sh**, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.(Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on November 12, 2011, 10:19:31 AMQuote from: Meganerdbomb on November 11, 2011, 11:36:28 PMI just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, sh** or maybe she sh** herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ****ing listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a sh**, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.(Image removed from quote.)That fit really, really well xD
I've been convinced Skyrim is the GREATEST GAME EVER!IT NEVER ENDS!
Quote from: Natef on November 12, 2011, 10:32:49 AMI've been convinced Skyrim is the GREATEST GAME EVER!IT NEVER ENDS!Yaaaaaay.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything
It may be better than every game ever!
Great to hear that England beat Spain at Wembley just now
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