Author Topic: The General Chatter Thread.  (Read 1583973 times)

Offline Enigm@

  • convicted sex offender
  • *
  • Posts: 6616
  • Rep: 5
  • :really_makes_you_think:
    • http://www.youtube.com/us
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: uncle_slamm
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20960 on: October 05, 2011, 06:57:17 PM »
so today, i get ANOTHER detention.
Okay, so what happened was, some roid-raging jock asshole came up behind me and said "Faggot" so I turned around and said "someone's mister ignorance, aren't they ?' or some sh** like that. And then he kicks me in the stomach, so naturally, in self defense, I punch him in the face a few times, the teacher sees me beating the sh** out of him, I say I did it out of self-defense. and I get a detention..honestly, this is one of the reasons i hate public school.

But you ARE slightly faggy, no ?

We all know he wants my dick at least
THAT'S NOT TRUE AND YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT. okay it probably is
@nary
I don't like to kick guys in the nuts, it's just something I don't do. And yes, I am kind've faggy, but I didn't take offense to it. I only gave him his daily dose of punches to the face because he kicked me in the stomach.
(honestly, I'm surprised he didn't pull on my long hair. xP)
(◕‿◕✿) discord: uncle_slamm steam: bigmommaprodz #unbanlra2

Offline Mr. AS

  • TheGloriousCarbideArstotzkanIronsideChaosProtocol
  • *
  • Posts: 7557
  • Rep: 19
    • robotarenagtm
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20961 on: October 05, 2011, 07:05:21 PM »

Why the hell is this guy popular? I hate it how he jump cuts after EVERY SENTENCE.
I'd assume that most of his fans are rabid 10 year old girls that think "OMG-EDWARD-IS-SO-HOT-I-LUV-TWILIGHT-AND-SUB4SUB-OMGROFLXD"


...also I'm installing a crapload of updates and backing up my PC data from my C:/ just in case.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

Offline Resetti's Replicas

  • *
  • Posts: 4399
  • Rep: 18
  • Replica King
    • ResettisReplicas
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20962 on: October 05, 2011, 07:23:26 PM »
so today, i get ANOTHER detention.
Okay, so what happened was, some roid-raging jock asshole came up behind me and said "Faggot" so I turned around and said "someone's mister ignorance, aren't they ?' or some sh** like that. And then he kicks me in the stomach, so naturally, in self defense, I punch him in the face a few times, the teacher sees me beating the sh** out of him, I say I did it out of self-defense. and I get a detention..honestly, this is one of the reasons i hate public school.

But you ARE slightly faggy, no ?

Oh and you should really not use violence so obviously... IDK, just kick him in the balls under the table so the teacher doesn't see anything or look at the teacher then punch the guy.

Nary, I'm surprised at you.  I would've thought you'd care a little about maintaining respect.  Even villains lose their cred  when they resort to ball-kicking.

Offline Hydro

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3123
  • Rep: 0
  • Lurking. Maybe.
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20963 on: October 05, 2011, 07:53:40 PM »
I got a haircut today. And Scourge, before you come over here and murder me, it's so I could keep my job.
Hi.

Offline Naryar

  • Posts: 23278
  • Rep: 20
  • hybrids oui oui
    • http://www.youtube.com/us
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: TheMightyNaryar
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20964 on: October 06, 2011, 02:45:29 AM »
so today, i get ANOTHER detention.
Okay, so what happened was, some roid-raging jock asshole came up behind me and said "Faggot" so I turned around and said "someone's mister ignorance, aren't they ?' or some sh** like that. And then he kicks me in the stomach, so naturally, in self defense, I punch him in the face a few times, the teacher sees me beating the sh** out of him, I say I did it out of self-defense. and I get a detention..honestly, this is one of the reasons i hate public school.

But you ARE slightly faggy, no ?

We all know he wants my dick at least

You are SHIPPING YOURSELF WITH ENIGMA ? Congratulations, you just managed to squick me out.

Oh, and inb4 "Kill is gay"

so today, i get ANOTHER detention.
Okay, so what happened was, some roid-raging jock asshole came up behind me and said "Faggot" so I turned around and said "someone's mister ignorance, aren't they ?' or some sh** like that. And then he kicks me in the stomach, so naturally, in self defense, I punch him in the face a few times, the teacher sees me beating the sh** out of him, I say I did it out of self-defense. and I get a detention..honestly, this is one of the reasons i hate public school.

But you ARE slightly faggy, no ?

Oh and you should really not use violence so obviously... IDK, just kick him in the balls under the table so the teacher doesn't see anything or look at the teacher then punch the guy.

Nary, I'm surprised at you.  I would've thought you'd care a little about maintaining respect.  Even villains lose their cred  when they resort to ball-kicking.

And I am supposed to be confined and limited by some stupid rule system I don't even agree with, that all villains should follow ? JUST LIKE THE GOOD GUYS ?

SCREW THIS. Villains are different from good guys or neutral people, in where THEY CHOOSE THEIR OWN LIMITS. At least the most sane, visionary ones. I will not gloss over the freedom of moral choice of some of the more depraved fools that share the "villain" name with me, but... I choose my own limits, and my freedom is as big as I want.

This includes earning respect by whatever method is best. Saving a cat up a tree ? Fine. Kicking your opponents in the balls ? Fine. Removing all morality dilemmas from your mind and focusing on your task ? Hella fine, and that's what a real man is.

Offline 123savethewhales

  • *
  • Posts: 2923
  • Rep: 30
  • Friendship is Magic
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20965 on: October 06, 2011, 04:11:19 AM »
so today, i get ANOTHER detention.
Okay, so what happened was, some roid-raging jock asshole came up behind me and said "Faggot" so I turned around and said "someone's mister ignorance, aren't they ?' or some sh** like that. And then he kicks me in the stomach, so naturally, in self defense, I punch him in the face a few times, the teacher sees me beating the sh** out of him, I say I did it out of self-defense. and I get a detention..honestly, this is one of the reasons i hate public school.

But you ARE slightly faggy, no ?

Oh and you should really not use violence so obviously... IDK, just kick him in the balls under the table so the teacher doesn't see anything or look at the teacher then punch the guy.

Nary, I'm surprised at you.  I would've thought you'd care a little about maintaining respect.  Even villains lose their cred  when they resort to ball-kicking.
That's why you beat people up after school?  And really who give a sh** about detention anyway?  As long as his face is hurting more than you sitting in a room.  You should have just throw a few more hits instead of stop to explain.

One thing I REALLY hate about the US school culture is this "I am gonna tell the teacher" thing.

And all schools are about obedience and order.  Private school is even worst cuz they will do even more things to punish you.

Offline 123savethewhales

  • *
  • Posts: 2923
  • Rep: 30
  • Friendship is Magic
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20966 on: October 06, 2011, 04:35:07 AM »
so today, i get ANOTHER detention.
Okay, so what happened was, some roid-raging jock asshole came up behind me and said "Faggot" so I turned around and said "someone's mister ignorance, aren't they ?' or some sh** like that. And then he kicks me in the stomach, so naturally, in self defense, I punch him in the face a few times, the teacher sees me beating the sh** out of him, I say I did it out of self-defense. and I get a detention..honestly, this is one of the reasons i hate public school.

But you ARE slightly faggy, no ?

Oh and you should really not use violence so obviously... IDK, just kick him in the balls under the table so the teacher doesn't see anything or look at the teacher then punch the guy.

Nary, I'm surprised at you.  I would've thought you'd care a little about maintaining respect.  Even villains lose their cred  when they resort to ball-kicking.

And I am supposed to be confined and limited by some stupid rule system I don't even agree with, that all villains should follow ? JUST LIKE THE GOOD GUYS ?

SCREW THIS. Villains are different from good guys or neutral people, in where THEY CHOOSE THEIR OWN LIMITS. At least the most sane, visionary ones. I will not gloss over the freedom of moral choice of some of the more depraved fools that share the "villain" name with me, but... I choose my own limits, and my freedom is as big as I want.

This includes earning respect by whatever method is best. Saving a cat up a tree ? Fine. Kicking your opponents in the balls ? Fine. Removing all morality dilemmas from your mind and focusing on your task ? Hella fine, and that's what a real man is.
Bah ball kick is bad tactic, try back of the head, preferably with a hard object.  Or if you just want to teach the person a lesson, then throw a bag of rotten eggs with white glue over their head.

You are much more likely to land a hit when your enemy isn't paying attentions.  And you are only going to get 1 preemptive strike before your enemy responses so you better make it count.

Offline Scourge of teh Galaxy

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6428
  • Rep: 0
  • Where do folks go when they die?
    • http://www.facebook.com/b
    • houndoomrulz
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: houndoomrulz
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20967 on: October 06, 2011, 05:07:17 AM »
I say if you get cornered like that, find a way to get out without violence. However, if that's impossible, aim an axel kick for their chin >=D
Showcase     Wiki     deviantART     tumblr

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20968 on: October 06, 2011, 09:22:07 AM »
Karate chop their windpipe  :coolface

Offline Naryar

  • Posts: 23278
  • Rep: 20
  • hybrids oui oui
    • http://www.youtube.com/us
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: TheMightyNaryar
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20969 on: October 06, 2011, 09:48:33 AM »
Karate chop their windpipe  :coolface

Actually karate chopping their windpipe is unpractical, a nukite (spear hand) would be more fitting for an opponent facing you.

I would rather karate chop their carotids really.

Offline ty4er

Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20970 on: October 06, 2011, 09:53:00 AM »
Kick their shin really hard under a table or something.

DSL Showcase
is this bot don't lost all razors in a fight before do a damage thought

Offline Resetti's Replicas

  • *
  • Posts: 4399
  • Rep: 18
  • Replica King
    • ResettisReplicas
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20971 on: October 06, 2011, 09:57:24 AM »
SCREW THIS. Villains are different from good guys or neutral people, in where THEY CHOOSE THEIR OWN LIMITS. At least the most sane, visionary ones. I will not gloss over the freedom of moral choice of some of the more depraved fools that share the "villain" name with me, but... I choose my own limits, and my freedom is as big as I want.

This includes earning respect by whatever method is best. Saving a cat up a tree ? Fine. Kicking your opponents in the balls ? Fine. Removing all morality dilemmas from your mind and focusing on your task ? Hella fine, and that's what a real man is.

No no, I'm talking strictly in terms of practicality.  If people witness you beating the crap out of someone, you'll get a good handful of people who fear you and won't defy you later on.  If you resort to underhanded tactics, people will think you're weak.  And it doesn't matter if they're right or not - a large enough uprising bolstered by enough confidence is going to be a problem for you.

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20972 on: October 06, 2011, 10:01:44 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D

Offline Scourge of teh Galaxy

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6428
  • Rep: 0
  • Where do folks go when they die?
    • http://www.facebook.com/b
    • houndoomrulz
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: houndoomrulz
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20973 on: October 06, 2011, 10:02:36 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D
Then they get you in the back of the neck with a knife
Showcase     Wiki     deviantART     tumblr

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20974 on: October 06, 2011, 10:07:30 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D
Then they get you in the back of the neck with a knife
In a Grammar school? Not likely.

Offline madman3

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 5944
  • Rep: 8
    • https://www.youtube.com/c
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20975 on: October 06, 2011, 10:23:25 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D
Then they get you in the back of the neck with a knife
In a Grammar school? Not likely.
And there goes your schools credibility. Worst school system known to man, other than private schools which just mean social classes get divided.

Offline Scourge of teh Galaxy

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6428
  • Rep: 0
  • Where do folks go when they die?
    • http://www.facebook.com/b
    • houndoomrulz
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: houndoomrulz
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20976 on: October 06, 2011, 10:27:29 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D
Then they get you in the back of the neck with a knife
In a Grammar school? Not likely.
Well, I went to a normal Primary and a normal High, so no, not Grammar Schools.

But I talk from my experience, so...
Showcase     Wiki     deviantART     tumblr

Offline Badger

  • Permanent Artifact
  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6313
  • Rep: 2
  • I wish to be with my people
  • Awards BOTM Winner Donated money for site hosting 2019
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20977 on: October 06, 2011, 10:28:33 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D
Then they get you in the back of the neck with a knife
In a Grammar school? Not likely.
And there goes your schools credibility. Worst school system known to man, other than private schools which just mean social classes get divided.
Private school FTW.
 
I still got kicked up the arse today, though. :P
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
Google Drive with my newer bots

Offline GoldenFox93

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 12161
  • Rep: -5
  • The Guy
    • http://www.facebook.com/h
    • http://www.youtube.com/ro
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: goldenfox93
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20978 on: October 06, 2011, 10:40:21 AM »
What you should really do is of someone kicks you, is point at them say "That was uncalled for!" and walk away. :coolface

Works for me :D
Then they get you in the back of the neck with a knife
In a Grammar school? Not likely.
And there goes your schools credibility. Worst school system known to man, other than private schools which just mean social classes get divided.
Private school FTW.
Went to a Private School meself, actually   :beer:



"Cries and screams are music to my ears."
-Soundwave

Offline Scourge of teh Galaxy

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6428
  • Rep: 0
  • Where do folks go when they die?
    • http://www.facebook.com/b
    • houndoomrulz
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: houndoomrulz
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #20979 on: October 06, 2011, 10:41:21 AM »
Down with Privvie School. It brings out the worst in humanity - snobs and politicians, with the occasional good guy (like you privvies on here)
Showcase     Wiki     deviantART     tumblr