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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11220 on: June 10, 2011, 04:23:53 PM »
Why thank you.

In other news, various malevolent individuals have been trying to grab my email account through a phishing scam. I did just as they asked and sent them my details:

1. First Name & Last Name: Rod P. Fisher
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5. Retype Password: *********

Good one, GK. I had a similar thing happen yesterday with a call center asking to speak to "the homeowner". I said I was extremely angry at having to cut my shower short to answer the phone, and demanded they explain themselves immediately.
 
They hung up.
Me and my dad have a similar thing going at the moment, where we compete to see who can get the best reaction.
My dad's probably winning at the moment, from that time he pretended to be the police...

Hey, any time Verizon calls our house, I pick up the phone and load my dad's gun loud enough for them to hear.  ;)

I don't have a gun, I tend to find shouting works just as well.
For me, it's speaking in a low voice, and questioning motives. That scares 'em off.

Shout in german and pretend to be a WWII Recreation Society.

Or play them a thrash song. =] I think Blackened would do quite well.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11221 on: June 10, 2011, 04:25:14 PM »
We should make this into a game in the playground. 'Most Imaginative Way To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone'
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11222 on: June 10, 2011, 04:26:29 PM »
Why thank you.

In other news, various malevolent individuals have been trying to grab my email account through a phishing scam. I did just as they asked and sent them my details:

1. First Name & Last Name: Rod P. Fisher
2. Full Login Email Address: phisher@fish.com
3. Username: Phisherman
4 Password: *********
5. Retype Password: *********

Good one, GK. I had a similar thing happen yesterday with a call center asking to speak to "the homeowner". I said I was extremely angry at having to cut my shower short to answer the phone, and demanded they explain themselves immediately.
 
They hung up.
Me and my dad have a similar thing going at the moment, where we compete to see who can get the best reaction.
My dad's probably winning at the moment, from that time he pretended to be the police...

Hey, any time Verizon calls our house, I pick up the phone and load my dad's gun loud enough for them to hear.  ;)

I don't have a gun, I tend to find shouting works just as well.
For me, it's speaking in a low voice, and questioning motives. That scares 'em off.

Shout in german and pretend to be a WWII Recreation Society.

Or play them a thrash song. =] I think Blackened would do quite well.
Or The Burning Of Sodom by Dark Angel, so they get scared out of their wits.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11223 on: June 10, 2011, 04:41:41 PM »
I would do what Basil Fawlty did.
"Go away" *hangs up*[/]
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11224 on: June 10, 2011, 04:43:36 PM »
Pretend that you're a Jehovah's Witness and severely troll them.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11225 on: June 10, 2011, 04:46:23 PM »
Why thank you.

In other news, various malevolent individuals have been trying to grab my email account through a phishing scam. I did just as they asked and sent them my details:

1. First Name & Last Name: Rod P. Fisher
2. Full Login Email Address: phisher@fish.com
3. Username: Phisherman
4 Password: *********
5. Retype Password: *********

Good one, GK. I had a similar thing happen yesterday with a call center asking to speak to "the homeowner". I said I was extremely angry at having to cut my shower short to answer the phone, and demanded they explain themselves immediately.
 
They hung up.
Me and my dad have a similar thing going at the moment, where we compete to see who can get the best reaction.
My dad's probably winning at the moment, from that time he pretended to be the police...

Hey, any time Verizon calls our house, I pick up the phone and load my dad's gun loud enough for them to hear.  ;)

I don't have a gun, I tend to find shouting works just as well.
For me, it's speaking in a low voice, and questioning motives. That scares 'em off.

Shout in german and pretend to be a WWII Recreation Society.

Or play them a thrash song. =] I think Blackened would do quite well.
It would need moar heaviness. I think Angel Of Death would fit that bill.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11226 on: June 10, 2011, 04:51:19 PM »
Well people, I just got ambushed by a gang of chavs, and punched in the face.
Bloody cowards as well, I had my dog's leash in one hand, and a shopping bag in the other, and they ran as soon as I swang at one of them!
Gotta love my neighborhood XD

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11227 on: June 10, 2011, 04:52:40 PM »
Well people, I just got ambushed by a gang of chavs, and punched in the face.
Bloody cowards as well, I had my dog's leash in one hand, and a shopping bag in the other, and they ran as soon as I swang at one of them!
Gotta love my neighborhood XD
Pff, I live right by the ghetto in my town.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11228 on: June 10, 2011, 04:59:09 PM »
Well people, I just got ambushed by a gang of chavs, and punched in the face.
Bloody cowards as well, I had my dog's leash in one hand, and a shopping bag in the other, and they ran as soon as I swang at one of them!
Gotta love my neighborhood XD
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11229 on: June 10, 2011, 05:01:16 PM »
Well people, I just got ambushed by a gang of chavs, and punched in the face.
Bloody cowards as well, I had my dog's leash in one hand, and a shopping bag in the other, and they ran as soon as I swang at one of them!
Gotta love my neighborhood XD
That is how they work. They will ONLY play the numbers game, and will scarper as soon as it evens out. They're absolute cowards.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11230 on: June 10, 2011, 05:09:57 PM »
Let us not forget that I am a chav

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- Intimidates old folk just by being nearby
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11231 on: June 10, 2011, 05:11:42 PM »
Am I the only one here that has brought ammo cans to school?
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11232 on: June 10, 2011, 05:11:57 PM »
Let us not forget that I am a chav

- Hoodie
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- Intimidates old folk just by being nearby

But you do not speak through your nose. Or listen to drum & bass music incessantly. Or go around with a minimum of two other chavs at all times.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11233 on: June 10, 2011, 05:13:46 PM »
I find it funny though TBH, how weak they are, the guy who hit me was bout 18 i'm guessin, and he caught me pretty un awares in the eye, with a ring, and it barely hurt.
My body's made out of kinder eggs as well (infact in the bag were 3 kinder eggs), so i should have just gone down like a twig.
The future of this country is trully terrifying if the majority of the youth focus on fighting, and they can't even do it right  :rolleyes:

Then again, I have had 6 and a half beers, so that might have helped somehow XD

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11234 on: June 10, 2011, 05:20:06 PM »
@NFX: True dat.

I can handle any bugger that tries to hit me. I just grab their arms and give 'em a solid kick in the balls. That or pin 'em against a wall with my foot, if I am close enough to a wall.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11235 on: June 10, 2011, 05:21:49 PM »
I find it funny though TBH, how weak they are, the guy who hit me was bout 18 i'm guessin, and he caught me pretty un awares in the eye, with a ring, and it barely hurt.
My body's made out of kinder eggs as well (infact in the bag were 3 kinder eggs), so i should have just gone down like a twig.
The future of this country is trully terrifying if the majority of the youth focus on fighting, and they can't even do it right  :rolleyes:

Then again, I have had 6 and a half beers, so that might have helped somehow XD

I don't drink, so that kinda rules me out. I'm also built like brazilian scaffolding, so I wouldn't last long in a fistfight.
 
It is a terrifying prospect that a significant proportion of the youth in this country are foregoing a half-decent education or employment in favour of drinking, violence and criminal activity. I think part of the problem is that they choose horrendous role models, such as Wayne Rooney. He might be alright at football, but he's been involved with several prostitutes, and has a horrendous moral standpoint. When he was at the World Cup and started going on about "loyal support", he just showed himself as a stuck-up, arrogant, egotistical dick. The amount of money he is paid, the amount of <expletive> that he is ALLOWED to get up to, and the fact that kids are going to grow up thinking this kind of <expletive> is alright. It's a <expletive>ing discrage.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11236 on: June 10, 2011, 05:23:22 PM »
@NFX: True dat.

I can handle any bugger that tries to hit me. I just grab their arms and give 'em a solid kick in the balls. That or pin 'em against a wall with my foot, if I am close enough to a wall.

I got kicked in the balls the other day.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11237 on: June 10, 2011, 05:25:56 PM »
I'm so in love with Australian featherweight, Demon. It will beat any UK Featherweight.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11238 on: June 10, 2011, 05:26:49 PM »
I'm so in love with Australian featherweight, Demon. It will beat any UK Featherweight.
But not Explosion   :coolface



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #11239 on: June 10, 2011, 05:29:18 PM »
@NFX: True dat.

I can handle any bugger that tries to hit me. I just grab their arms and give 'em a solid kick in the balls. That or pin 'em against a wall with my foot, if I am close enough to a wall.

I got kicked in the balls the other day.
Sounds painful.

I'm so in love with Australian featherweight, Demon. It will beat any UK Featherweight.
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