Author Topic: The General Chatter Thread. (Read 1599513 times)

System32 · « **Reply #980 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:39:37 PM »

Learn some humour first.

I could direct you to George Carlin and Bill hicks, but their jokes are too long for your puny attention span to comprehend.

Stagfish · « **Reply #981 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:48:52 PM »

why have you suddenly brought this up?

Reier · « **Reply #982 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:51:52 PM »

He's a teen with way too many hormones for his own good and it's making him go WAK-O.

System32 · « **Reply #983 on:** April 16, 2010, 01:32:18 PM »

I'm having a boring day.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #984 on:** April 16, 2010, 02:37:37 PM »

I'm having quite a good day.

Stagfish · « **Reply #985 on:** April 16, 2010, 02:38:04 PM »

we heard

Gazea2 · « **Reply #986 on:** April 16, 2010, 02:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Stagfish on April 16, 2010, 02:38:04 PM

we heard

Have I said that already?

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #987 on:** April 16, 2010, 03:01:05 PM »

Hey Sys!

I know who both of them are.

George Carlin did the routine, "Seven Dirty Words you Can't Say on Television".

And Bill Hicks was friends with Denis Leary.

Suck on that.

>:P

frezal · « **Reply #988 on:** April 16, 2010, 07:39:42 PM »

Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on April 16, 2010, 03:01:05 PM

And Bill Hicks was friends with Denis Leary.

Bill Hicks's ghost will kill you for saying that. All of Denis Leary's jokes were stolen from Bill Hicks. Well, except for the "Asshole" song. That was stolen from Louis C.K.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #989 on:** April 17, 2010, 07:29:16 AM »

Well apparently they were friends until the jogging joke.

That's what I heard.

Emo Philips is really funny too.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #990 on:** April 18, 2010, 02:38:51 AM »

I'm surger drunk. I'm getting jittery, I know I'm sensitive to suger, but it's p-p-p-p-p-party time!!!!!!!!!!!

and binge drinking suger water.

ACAMS · « **Reply #991 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:00:26 AM »

Sugar?

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #992 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:11:45 AM »

meh

man, I WAS literally shaking for 20 minutes, I'm sensitive to sugar, so maybe a smashed gob stoper in grape juice mixed with sugar was a little overkill. Good, but overkill.

Naryar · « **Reply #993 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:13:34 AM »

Maybe that sugar had a small rendezvous with some precise kind of yeast.

And by precise i mean Saccharomyces cerevisiae.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #994 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:15:17 AM »

I-I t-think my f-friend a-a-a-a-a-ALLLEEEEEEEEEEEEN MIxed teh sugAr with CanabissSSSSSSSS or blended SHROOMS

Naryar · « **Reply #995 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:18:39 AM »

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #996 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:58:29 AM »

I played WRC Rally Evolved. Best rallygame in the world.

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #997 on:** April 18, 2010, 06:14:22 AM »

I just Rick Roll'D myself!

powerrave · « **Reply #998 on:** April 18, 2010, 06:17:25 AM »

just how did you do that?

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #999 on:** April 18, 2010, 06:36:32 AM »

I clicked A link in my JOKES folder