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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35560 on: July 26, 2012, 04:02:28 PM »
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.

'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.

'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
A man walks up to your corpse. He looks at it for a while and OH MY GOD what is he doing to your corpse?! Oh, the humanity! Even in death you're being harrassed!

Oh God... it's horrible!
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35561 on: July 26, 2012, 05:02:01 PM »
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.

'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.

'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
A man walks up to your corpse. He looks at it for a while and OH MY GOD what is he doing to your corpse?! Oh, the humanity! Even in death you're being harrassed!

Oh God... it's horrible!
Even my grandmother would beat rattlemebones.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35562 on: July 26, 2012, 05:12:18 PM »
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.

'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.

'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
A man walks up to your corpse. He looks at it for a while and OH MY GOD what is he doing to your corpse?! Oh, the humanity! Even in death you're being harrassed!

Oh God... it's horrible!
Even my grandmother would beat rattlemebones.
tyfourer ended his petty life.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35563 on: July 26, 2012, 05:22:54 PM »
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.

'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.

'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
Board Game Online? :gawe:
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35564 on: July 26, 2012, 05:43:44 PM »

My fantasy Rally Car.  :gawe:

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35565 on: July 26, 2012, 05:50:07 PM »
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My fantasy Rally Car.  :gawe:
It's very purple   :P



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35566 on: July 26, 2012, 05:52:37 PM »
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My fantasy Rally Car.  :gawe:
It's very purple   :P
I know. The original is Red, so I decided to paint it purple. ;)

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35567 on: July 26, 2012, 05:54:33 PM »
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.

'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.

'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
Gotta love board game

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35568 on: July 26, 2012, 06:07:27 PM »
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My fantasy Rally Car.  :gawe:
It's very purple   :P
I know. The original is Red, so I decided to paint it purple. ;)
Coolio. Personally though, I would've chosen something similar to this-

:P



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35569 on: July 26, 2012, 06:29:18 PM »
We should get together some time and have one massive game of Board Game Online
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35570 on: July 26, 2012, 06:48:38 PM »
We should get together some time and have one massive game of Board Game Online
Inb4 it takes 4 hours.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35571 on: July 26, 2012, 08:22:16 PM »
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My fantasy Rally Car.  :gawe:
It's very purple   :P
I know. The original is Red, so I decided to paint it purple. ;)
Coolio. Personally though, I would've chosen something similar to this-
(Image removed from quote.)
:P

Both of you are doing it wrong.

I'd do any sort of offroading in that monster of a machine

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35572 on: July 26, 2012, 09:25:58 PM »
Both of you are doing it wrong.

I'd do any sort of offroading in that monster of a machine



No you're doin it wrong....


i still want one so if anyone is willing to contribute to the SKBT wants a truck fund I would love you forever...

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35573 on: July 27, 2012, 12:00:07 AM »
Enough of spam ! Only I and Madman are allowed ham wars !

This seems like a challenge...

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35574 on: July 27, 2012, 03:10:35 AM »
Enough of spam ! Only I and Madman are allowed ham wars !

This seems like a challenge...
NONSENSE, YOU PATHETIC WORM! HOW ARROGANT OF YOU TO ASSUME YOU CAN EVEN EVER HOPE TO MATCH MY OWN MAJESTY IN THE ART OF HAM!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35575 on: July 27, 2012, 03:28:38 AM »
Enough of spam ! Only I and Madman are allowed ham wars !

This seems like a challenge...
NONSENSE, YOU PATHETIC WORM! HOW ARROGANT OF YOU TO ASSUME YOU CAN EVEN EVER HOPE TO MATCH MY OWN MAJESTY IN THE ART OF HAM!

HA! AS IF I WERE REFERRING TO THE LIKES OF YOU! BESIDES, I'VE YET TO UNCHAIN MY OUTRAGEOUS HAMSMANSHIP, YOU ARE ONLY RELYING ON THE COCKINESS OF YOUR NATURE, WRETCHED CUR!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35576 on: July 27, 2012, 03:36:54 AM »
Enough of spam ! Only I and Madman are allowed ham wars !

This seems like a challenge...
NONSENSE, YOU PATHETIC WORM! HOW ARROGANT OF YOU TO ASSUME YOU CAN EVEN EVER HOPE TO MATCH MY OWN MAJESTY IN THE ART OF HAM!

HA! AS IF I WERE REFERRING TO THE LIKES OF YOU! BESIDES, I'VE YET TO UNCHAIN MY OUTRAGEOUS HAMSMANSHIP, YOU ARE ONLY RELYING ON THE COCKINESS OF YOUR NATURE, WRETCHED CUR!
PAH! YOU ARE NOTHING TO MY MIGHT! I AM BEYOND YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, BEYOND YOUR PERCEPTION, BEYOND YOUR PITIFUL IGNORANCE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME AND I AM YOUR END!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35577 on: July 27, 2012, 03:45:58 AM »
In another week and a half I will have been here for three years. Where does the time go?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35578 on: July 27, 2012, 03:48:59 AM »
I've got a half a year until I've been here 3 years.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #35579 on: July 27, 2012, 04:44:06 AM »
We should get together some time and have one massive game of Board Game Online

Dear god no, I've had a game with 10 people. It took about 2 hours and was so dull I broke my phone without even realising I was doing it.