The General Chatter Thread.

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orange

HEY!

that's jersey shore

And the Kardashians. And Katie Pryce. And 97% of Essex. I don't understand why people think it's attractive, it looks as though they've summered inside Mount Etna.

[GoldenFox93]

Channell hopped to Keeping Up With The Kardashians, never seen it so I thought I'd see how crap it was.

"You don't know me! You don't know I wanna have a baby! I probably don't wanna have a baby anyway."

Kardashians, you are the most braindead, slutty, orange, obnoxious troop of talentless c**ts that the human race have ever had the misfortune to hear about. You are part of 4 billion years of evolutionary success, we have moved on from the chimp stage.

*While writing this post.*

Now we can be un-wed sisters together forever!

Pahahahahaha!!! Oh Kardashians, you so funny.

Yep. They're basically media prostitutes, embracing any opportunity for them to sacrifice all dignity, morals and privacy to line their own obscenely inflates pockets.

Agreed. I mean, how can anyone be so unbelievably thick for how deep their pockets are?
 
 

orange

HEY!

that's jersey shore

And the Kardashians. And Katie Pryce. And 97% of Essex. I don't understand why people think it's attractive, it looks as though they've summered inside Mount Etna.

Or taken a summer job with Willy Wonka   

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Channell hopped to Keeping Up With The Kardashians, never seen it so I thought I'd see how crap it was.

"You don't know me! You don't know I wanna have a baby! I probably don't wanna have a baby anyway."

Kardashians, you are the most braindead, slutty, orange, obnoxious troop of talentless c**ts that the human race have ever had the misfortune to hear about. You are part of 4 billion years of evolutionary success, we have moved on from the chimp stage.

*While writing this post.*

Now we can be un-wed sisters together forever!

Pahahahahaha!!! Oh Kardashians, you so funny.

Yep. They're basically media prostitutes, embracing any opportunity for them to sacrifice all dignity, morals and privacy to line their own obscenely inflates pockets.

Agreed. I mean, how can anyone be so unbelievably thick for how deep their pockets are?

Unfortunately, the godforsakenly thick ones seem to be the ones that get the most media coverage and make the most money from absurd marketing rights. I do know the reason for this, though, it's simply that thick people appeal to the greatest audience. The moment you bring even a modicum of intellect to the table, you lose a sadly quite large prospective market. Smart people can think like stupid people, but stupid people can't think like smart people.

[Philippa]

Or taken a summer job with Willy Wonka   

OMJ HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!

[Gazea2]

orange

HEY!

that's jersey shore

And the Kardashians. And Katie Pryce. And 97% of Essex. I don't understand why people think it's attractive, it looks as though they've summered inside Mount Etna.

That has got to be the best insult ever. xD
Anyway, to change the topic completely, I have to be in school by 6am tomorrow. We're racing in the regional heats for the Greenpower engineering challenge. Woohoo, racing a relatively fast electric go kart for 4 hours! :D
Too bad it's raining right now. Hopefully it will have brightened up by tomorrow.

[Jonzu95]

My favourite cars in Car Town game.


Ford Fiesta WRC

Scion tC Race Edition

 

[martymidget]

Me and el Craaigo's last day of school ever tomorrow, 'tis a gewd feeling.

Just a maths exam stands in the way >.<

[Gazea2]

Good luck!

[martymidget]

Good luck!

Thanks, same goes to you with that stack... :P

[Gazea2]

Good luck!

Thanks, same goes to you with that stack... :P

AHH I FORGOT :O
I'll do it... tomorrow. :P

[Squirrel_Monkey]

Me and el Craaigo's last day of school ever tomorrow, 'tis a gewd feeling.

Just a maths exam stands in the way >.<

C4? I hate C4...

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

C4? I hate C4...

C4? I like C4, you can explode stuff with it-

Ohwait, wrong C4

[GoldenFox93]

C4? I hate C4...

C4? I like C4, you can explode stuff with it-

Ohwait, wrong C4

Blowing stuff up- the cause of (and solution to) all of life's little problems   

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Blowing stuff up- the cause of (and solution to) all of life's little problems   

You mean like David Cameron?

[GoldenFox93]

Blowing stuff up- the cause of (and solution to) all of life's little problems   

You mean like David Cameron?

Yup, alongside other things, like Spies, Wasps, FIFA, the end pieces on Sliced Bread, and Alex Salmond- pretty much anything, really   

[Enigm@]

What's your opinion on burning churches?
Stranger 2: Well, that's considered a hate crime
Stranger 1: not as fun as book burning mobile
Stranger 2: I don't think it's appropriate or safe if someone is inside
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Blowing stuff up- the cause of (and solution to) all of life's little problems   

You mean like David Cameron?

Yup, alongside other things, like Spies, Wasps, FIFA, the end pieces on Sliced Bread, and Alex Salmond- pretty much anything, really   

Wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait, in that case, what do you propose we DO with the end pieces on sliced bread? You bake break in LOAVES, they are going to have end pieces BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE LOAVES. No matter how thinly you slice bread, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN END PIECE. PHYSICS DICTATES THIS. UNTIL YOU CAN SPONTANEOUSLY LEAP INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND ATTACH BOTH END PIECES OF THE BREAD TOGETHER, THERE WILL FOREVER BE END PIECES ON SLICED BREAD, REGARDLESS OF THE QUANTITY OF HATRED YOU POSSESS FOR THE VALUABLE FOOD YOU SIMPLY DISCARD LIKE EGG SHELLS.
 
Unless it's a bagel.

[GoldenFox93]

Blowing stuff up- the cause of (and solution to) all of life's little problems   

You mean like David Cameron?

Yup, alongside other things, like Spies, Wasps, FIFA, the end pieces on Sliced Bread, and Alex Salmond- pretty much anything, really   

Wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait, in that case, what do you propose we DO with the end pieces on sliced bread? You bake break in LOAVES, they are going to have end pieces BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE LOAVES. No matter how thinly you slice bread, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN END PIECE. PHYSICS DICTATES THIS. UNTIL YOU CAN SPONTANEOUSLY LEAP INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND ATTACH BOTH END PIECES OF THE BREAD TOGETHER, THERE WILL FOREVER BE END PIECES ON SLICED BREAD, REGARDLESS OF THE QUANTITY OF HATRED YOU POSSESS FOR THE VALUABLE FOOD YOU SIMPLY DISCARD LIKE EGG SHELLS.
 
Unless it's a bagel.

Wow- never knew you were that passionate about bread   

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Blowing stuff up- the cause of (and solution to) all of life's little problems   

You mean like David Cameron?

Yup, alongside other things, like Spies, Wasps, FIFA, the end pieces on Sliced Bread, and Alex Salmond- pretty much anything, really   

Wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait, in that case, what do you propose we DO with the end pieces on sliced bread? You bake break in LOAVES, they are going to have end pieces BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE LOAVES. No matter how thinly you slice bread, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN END PIECE. PHYSICS DICTATES THIS. UNTIL YOU CAN SPONTANEOUSLY LEAP INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND ATTACH BOTH END PIECES OF THE BREAD TOGETHER, THERE WILL FOREVER BE END PIECES ON SLICED BREAD, REGARDLESS OF THE QUANTITY OF HATRED YOU POSSESS FOR THE VALUABLE FOOD YOU SIMPLY DISCARD LIKE EGG SHELLS.
 
Unless it's a bagel.

Wow- never knew you were that passionate about bread   

Well, I am from Scotland. It's either bread or football, and I have selected bread. =D

[Preytor_4]

I for one love the end pieces of bread.