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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34520 on: June 18, 2012, 01:32:18 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34521 on: June 18, 2012, 02:52:41 PM »
Just beat Metroid Fusion in 1:42 with 45% items collected.

I feel accomplished.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34522 on: June 18, 2012, 02:59:59 PM »
Just beat Metroid Fusion in 1:42 with 45% items collected.

I feel accomplished.
I'm minimalist running it over a prolonged period (I've had to pick up some stuff like missile expansions that I was forced to get in order to progress, like that one in sector 4 after you drop the water level, but I've got no extra energy tanks :P). I'm up to Yakuza, the spider-with-the-wrong-number-of-legs boss. My chances are very slim.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34523 on: June 18, 2012, 03:21:56 PM »
jesse slaughter real 0_0
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But my name's Kony
And I stole your baby!

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
I have alzheimer's
Hey, I just met you!
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34524 on: June 18, 2012, 03:25:03 PM »
jesse slaughter real 0_0
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But my name's Kony
And I stole your baby!

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
I have alzheimer's
Hey, I just met you!
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Your a wizard Harry

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34525 on: June 18, 2012, 03:28:33 PM »
jesse slaughter real 0_0
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But my name's Kony
And I stole your baby!

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
I have alzheimer's
Hey, I just met you!
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Your a wizard Harry
 
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
but i gave you aids last night sry
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34526 on: June 18, 2012, 03:29:59 PM »
Just beat Metroid Fusion in 1:42 with 45% items collected.

I feel accomplished.
I'm minimalist running it over a prolonged period (I've had to pick up some stuff like missile expansions that I was forced to get in order to progress, like that one in sector 4 after you drop the water level, but I've got no extra energy tanks :P). I'm up to Yakuza, the spider-with-the-wrong-number-of-legs boss. My chances are very slim.

Yakuza is a pain on the ass, even with alot of health.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34527 on: June 18, 2012, 04:31:51 PM »
Can someone help out over on BattleBots wiki? I don't want to write all these articles myself DX

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34528 on: June 19, 2012, 06:29:55 AM »
Hey guys!

Ever wanted to dress up Noodle?

Well now you can!
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34529 on: June 19, 2012, 09:07:53 AM »
Hey guys!

Ever wanted to dress up Noodle?

Well now you can!

So... much... trolling... opportunities...

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34530 on: June 19, 2012, 09:29:36 AM »
Like this?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34531 on: June 19, 2012, 11:03:01 AM »
[real] [sad] [scary]
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34532 on: June 19, 2012, 12:28:48 PM »
Apparently Ashen's cousin built Thermadore. DDDDDDD:
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34533 on: June 19, 2012, 01:56:59 PM »
Hey guys!

Ever wanted to dress up Noodle?

Well now you can!


9001'st Noodle dress up ever made.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34534 on: June 19, 2012, 06:02:50 PM »
hi im bored and feel like writing something, has a "average lifecycle of a gtm'er" been done yet ?
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34535 on: June 19, 2012, 06:26:16 PM »
hi im bored and feel like writing something, has a "average lifecycle of a gtm'er" been done yet ?
Not yet, but it'd probably have this music in the background-

"The Vicious Cycle of GTM"



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34536 on: June 19, 2012, 06:30:12 PM »
I disagree. It'd probably be a nondescript jazz-style acoustic bass & drumkit accompaniment to the soliloquy.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34537 on: June 19, 2012, 06:33:42 PM »
except its not going to be a vid so music isnt really necessary
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34538 on: June 19, 2012, 11:15:16 PM »
Has anyone here played "Yu Gi OH: Reshef of Destruction"?

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