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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25820 on: December 07, 2011, 01:12:57 PM »
I have a feeling that would just set my truck on fire while trying to de-ice my windshield.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25821 on: December 07, 2011, 01:15:49 PM »
I have a feeling that would just set my truck on fire while trying to de-ice my windshield.
Saves on heating costs at least.



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25822 on: December 07, 2011, 02:10:19 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.


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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25825 on: December 07, 2011, 09:33:11 PM »
Why do people make "scary logo" videos?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25826 on: December 07, 2011, 09:39:19 PM »



"Cries and screams are music to my ears."
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25827 on: December 07, 2011, 09:56:35 PM »
No, ones like these-


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25828 on: December 07, 2011, 10:08:21 PM »
No, ones like these-


Ah yes, those. I've got a good one I just found here-



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25829 on: December 07, 2011, 11:09:12 PM »
So apparently my mental age is 47.

...

I'm 17. :/
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25830 on: December 07, 2011, 11:35:40 PM »
Say what? Where'd you learn this?
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25831 on: December 08, 2011, 07:47:38 AM »
Apparently, Alex Salmond plans to develop "close ties" with the Scandinavian nations after gaining Scottish Independence from England.
So in effect-

Step 1- You fight like hell for Independence from a nation that has oppressed you in the past, but has been propping you up financially ever since.
Step 2- Then you whore yourself out to a different group of nations that have oppressed you in the past, and not done anything to make up for it.
 
Sticking by your principles, you're not doing it right.



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25832 on: December 08, 2011, 07:59:32 AM »
Boss, shut up. Allow me to show you where your theories are wholly wrong

Step 1- You fight like hell for Independence from a nation that has oppressed you in the past, but has been propping you up financially ever since. (Propping us up? Don't give me that bullcrap. We earn £23 billion from the natural gas fields alone, which we are required BY LAW to give wholly to ENGLISH GOVERNMENT, for them to give us £26 billion. And we make more in other places, enough to survive and prosper more than we ever would in the English shadow)
Step 2- Then you whore yourself out to a different group of nations that have oppressed you in the past, and not done anything to make up for it. (...You obviously haven't studied that correctly. They tried to opress us, we fought back and butchered the b*st*rds. I don't think that Scotland should have "close ties" with ANY country if we're vying for independence, byt whatever, their choice not mine)
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25833 on: December 08, 2011, 09:58:33 AM »
Scotland wouldn't last long as an independent nation, on my view.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25834 on: December 08, 2011, 10:21:51 AM »
Scotland wouldn't last long as an independent nation, on my view.
You haven't lived here
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25835 on: December 08, 2011, 10:35:23 AM »
Apparently, Alex Salmond plans to develop "close ties" with the Scandinavian nations after gaining Scottish Independence from England.
So in effect-

Step 1- You fight like hell for Independence from a nation that has oppressed you in the past, but has been propping you up financially ever since.
Step 2- Then you whore yourself out to a different group of nations that have oppressed you in the past, and not done anything to make up for it.
 
Sticking by your principles, you're not doing it right.
Lol bro your history is so screwed up. Famously the Scotts repelled the British rather well.
Oh, and I can see advantages of Scotland being independant from the rest of the UK after the current eurozone issue resolves, as it lets them use the Euro. Considering your rampant nationalism I can see you disagreeing but really I don't care.
Scotland wouldn't last long as an independent nation, on my view.
See my above points above.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25836 on: December 08, 2011, 10:53:21 AM »
I don't think we'd go to the Euro, that's a kind of stupid move when three of our big banks print pounds
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25837 on: December 08, 2011, 11:01:21 AM »
Speaking of which, what's the big deal about shops down in England not wanting to accept Scottish money? It's exactly the same denomination, just with different people on them. We still accept your notes.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25838 on: December 08, 2011, 11:05:06 AM »
Cue the Michael McIntire (lolwrongspelling) sketch about this =D

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25839 on: December 08, 2011, 11:10:35 AM »
Cue the Michael McIntyre (lolwrongspelling) sketch about this =D
It should be this



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