The General Chatter Thread.

[Scorpion]

Instead i HAD to choose french in school, i mean come on it's not even our second language anymore!

wait! you live in Belgium then? i live in the netherlands, very south-west of it, so i'm pretty much near the border.

No, i live in england, wish i did live in belgium though.
Or the netherlands, it must be really nice living there...

[SteveM4]

No, he's an Englander.

The English do have a second language though.
It is known as 'Gangstah' and is spoken by most people between the age of 10 and 19.
Mostly white males, who learn this language with their friends, or to speak in Gangstah, Homies.
These Homies constantly think up new words to add to this flourishing language. Every sentence must end with 'innit' to be understood.
For example, 'Yo me homies, ya fancy coming down to the smakkin' ground innit!'.
Translated into English 'Hey my good chums, how would all of you like to come down to the park and try and pick up some pretty young lasses whose bottoms we could give a jolly good smacking?'
You can find the Gangstah speaking people in the East and West end of London, most of Birmingham and parts of Liverpool.
But in Liverpool, the accent has changed the language somewhat. Instead of every sentence ending with the word 'innit', the 'Scouse'end with  'like'.
For example, 'Do you like my new car, like?'
The word 'like' even comes after sentences where they hate something.
For Example, 'Stock AI is awful, like'.
To learn these languages, go to London's west-end and you'll be fluent within a week.

[powerrave]

it's not THAT good if you ask me. can't even beat up a burglar without being arrested for it.

and... sounds like a sucky language to me. =P

[Squirrel_Monkey]

I believe it is 'L'exeption française de Naryar'.
Translated in English as 'All the French except for Naryar'!

*punch*

"L'exception francaise de Naryar" would be "Naryar's french exception"

"All the french except Naryar" would be "Tous les francais sauf Naryar"

Oh, sure translate the sentence that didn't need to be translated.

[Scorpion]

No, he's an Englander.

The English do have a second language though.
It is known as 'Gangstah' and is spoken by most people between the age of 10 and 19.
Mostly white males, who learn this language with their friends, or to speak in Gangstah, Homies.
These Homies constantly think up new words to add to this flourishing language. Every sentence must end with 'innit' to be understood.
For example, 'Yo me homies, ya fancy coming down to the smakkin' ground innit!'.
Translated into English 'Hey my good chums, how would all of you like to come down to the park and try and pick up some pretty young lasses whose bottoms we could give a jolly good smacking?'
You can find the Gangstah speaking people in the East and West end of London, most of Birmingham and parts of Liverpool.
But in Liverpool, the accent has changed the language somewhat. Instead of every sentence ending with the word 'innit', the 'Scouse'end with  'like'.
For example, 'Do you like my new car, like?'
The word 'like' even comes after sentences where they hate something.
For Example, 'Stock AI is awful, like'.
To learn these languages, go to London's west-end and you'll be fluent within a week.

Brilliant.
Still kind of depressing though, reminds me how much i hate my own country 

[SteveM4]

Wanna hate it more, go on to the weather forecast.
I bet you it is raining somewhere in England, like.

[Scorpion]

Wanna hate it more, go on to the weather forecast.
I bet you it is raining somewhere in England, like.

I live up t'north and it aint raining which is shocking.

But i love rain a lot more than heat so i hate it more now anyway 

[Gazea2]

*Sigh* Guess what? I've gone back to school for 3 days and I've already hurt myself. On Tuesday, I had P.E and someone grabbed my finger and twisted it around and it snapped. Now I have it all taped up. How lucky am I... 

[GoldenFox93]

Oh dear...I hope it gets better soon, Gaz.

And I ended up falling down the stairs on my second day. I'm not exactly mortally wounded, but my knees are a bit of a mess  =/

[Scorpion]

Well i haven't broken a finger.

But i did wake up today with a hole in my finger and blood all over it 

[Gazea2]

Oh dear...I hope it gets better soon, Gaz.

Thanks. :)

And I ended up falling down the stairs on my second day. I'm not exactly mortally wounded, but my knees are a bit of a mess  =/

Ouch.

I don't think I've broken my finger because I broke one about 6 months ago and my finger doesn't hurt as much as that. Trust me to hurt myself, though. :P

EDIT:

Oh, and I had music today. I had to play the piano with 7 fingers and 2 thumbs. It was kinda awkward. :P

[SteveM4]

But i did wake up today with a hole in my finger and blood all over it 

How??

[Natef]

*Sigh* Guess what? I've gone back to school for 3 days and I've already hurt myself. On Tuesday, I had P.E and someone grabbed my finger and twisted it around and it snapped. Now I have it all taped up. How lucky am I... 

That stinks. Nothing has really happened to me in my 1st two days.

[Scorpion]

But i did wake up today with a hole in my finger and blood all over it 

How??

I really don't know 
I don't think i've ever sleepwalked so i really don't know. It's just like a deep but small gouge and it does sting a bit.

It was on my right hand though so i can still play guitar thank god!

[GoldenFox93]

Well i haven't broken a finger.

But i did wake up today with a hole in my finger and blood all over it 

Funny thing is, sometimes I wake up and find myself with cuts and bruises I don't remember happening to me 

[Gazea2]

^Same.

[GoldenFox93]

Still don't know how it happens though. I'm a bit of a sleepwalker though, I will admit.

[Gazea2]

Once I woke up and my DS was in my bed. I wasn't playing on it the night before, though... Kinda strange. 0_o

[GoldenFox93]

Kind of like how whenever I use sleeping masks, I sometimes wake up to find them on the other side of my bedroom!

[Scorpion]

Today i found the laveder town theme on my ipod, even though i never synched it over and didn't even want to put it on there!