The General Chatter Thread.

[GoldenFox93]

Aaaaah.

I'm becoming like GF93.

It's like watching a little puppet show of my early days   

[Natef]

No. I'm starting to care about rep.

[Chaosmancer]

Stop with the guns, please.

Morons love war games

FTAFY.

War is the sport of the ignorant and the fearful.

...Isn't there a possibility that it was a joke?

Plus this could also be a generalisation of the online community of games like CoD. Sometimes it makes me thankful that there is a mute button, and even more thankful that there is zombies mode for me to play with my dad on Black Ops.

[Enigm@]

>question was towards scourge mainly

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

question: why do woman take so long in bathroom?
i mean, like what do you do in there, are you having a conversation with your vagina ? do you feed it peanuts or some sh** ?
i dunno..i should be doing my homework, but w/e, **** tha police.

They make sure their makeup is pristine. I don't take that long at all

[NFX]

Stop with the guns, please.

Morons love war games

FTAFY.

War is the sport of the ignorant and the fearful.

 
I remember posting that, though. It doesn't say that I think people who play shooters are morons, however, it says that I think people who love war games, the kind of avid COD fanboys who buy into all the hype, are probably a bit thoughtfully limited. As has been quoted, I believe war to be the sport of the ignorant and the fearful. I can see no upside to it at all.
 
I think I was on a bit of a downer that day.

[Natef]

I'm working on my Toddlers and Tiaras review script.

[Chaosmancer]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

[Natef]

Red Orchestra 2

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

[powerrave]

[Natef]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

They have paintball FPS games, but they haven't been pulled off well.

[Chaosmancer]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

like chaos in the viennese whirld

They have made a few purely unrealistic comical FPSs, I think...pretty sure I have played at least one... I will need to scour the depths of my memory to find the nostalgia pockets to see if I can remember it, or find out that I was mixing stuff up again.

They have paintball FPS games, but they haven't been pulled off well.

She means cartoonish humorous games. I'm guessing it would be kind of like Ratchet and Clank with gems such as a character called 'Skid McMarks' and then there was the RYNO gun which stood for 'Rip Ya a New One'.

[freeziez]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

Why are little kids playing FPS? I'm 13 and not allowed to even play Black Ops. (I wouldn't if I had the choice, but still)

We weren't meant to live to complain about living. [/proverb]

[Enigm@]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

hey hey hey, chex quest was a child freindly doom klone, and it was awesome when i was 5. xP

[NFX]

Why are little kids playing FPS? I'm 13 and not allowed to even play Black Ops.

Because their parents are daft and watch too much Jeremy Kyle and Hollyoaks. =P

[Enigm@]

my parent's (when they were still together, and before me mum died) watched george carlin when i was a wee lad. xP

[Natef]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

Why are little kids playing FPS? I'm 13 and not allowed to even play Black Ops. (I wouldn't if I had the choice, but still)

We weren't meant to live to complain about living. [/proverb]

I always hated that. I am at least 16.

[freeziez]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

Why are little kids playing FPS? I'm 13 and not allowed to even play Black Ops. (I wouldn't if I had the choice, but still)

We weren't meant to live to complain about living. [/proverb]

I always hated that. I am at least 16.

I'm sure you were pissed. :P

The thing is, I've steered away from the FPS genre and have still found some good, original, creative games.

[Enigm@]

They need to make a properly realistic war game to see if people enjoy it as much. Rather than 'Get shot, somebody throws jam on your face, you wipe it off and are all better', it needs to be 'Get shot, walk around injured until you are fully healed, or bleed to death'. They should also make a 'realistic' zombie game that follows the old rule of 'Disable the body, or destroy the brain', rather than riding a bicycle in a frilly pink dress hitting them in the arm with a baseball bat until they fall over, you need very low health, and to actually hit them in the head to kill them. Of course, I am sure that Dead Rising was never supposed to be a serious zombie game, and was always supposed to just be a massive comical ****around.

and, on the reverse, an FPS that is child-friendly and not at all realistic

likechaosintheviennesewhirld

We weren't meant to live to complain about living. [/proverb]

THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF LOLOLOLOLOLOL
/badtrolling