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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17900 on: September 07, 2011, 07:15:10 PM »
Potatoes, nuff said.

What about cucumber, Pickle Boy?
Congratulations, you passed the test. You're now an honorary Pickle Boy.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Vegetable Thread
« Reply #17901 on: September 07, 2011, 07:15:55 PM »
This calls for a celebration!



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17902 on: September 07, 2011, 07:16:11 PM »
Not possible. When have you ever asked for cabbage on a cheeseburger?
Quoted for truth- next thing we know, he'll be putting Artichokes into them judging by his tastes  =P
...I'm thinking of anchovies, what are artichokes?
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17903 on: September 07, 2011, 07:17:29 PM »
Potatoes, nuff said.
What about cucumber, Pickle Boy?
Congratulations, you passed the test. You're now an honorary Pickle Boy.

**** YEAH!  :evilsmile:

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17904 on: September 07, 2011, 07:19:45 PM »
Not possible. When have you ever asked for cabbage on a cheeseburger?
Quoted for truth- next thing we know, he'll be putting Artichokes into them judging by his tastes  =P
...I'm thinking of anchovies, what are artichokes?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artichoke



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17905 on: September 07, 2011, 07:23:13 PM »
Not possible. When have you ever asked for cabbage on a cheeseburger?

Lettuce pwns cabbage if you only look at them raw and alone, but can we count recipes that use lettuce or cabbage? Because if you've ever had really good cole slaw or sauerkraut (like I have), the scale tips heavily in cabbage's favour.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17906 on: September 07, 2011, 07:25:46 PM »
I haven't had Sauerkraut, but I had some cooked cabbage with dinner today, and I didn't enjoy it very much. I prefer most vegetables raw, such as peppers, carrots, sweetcorn, and onions as well. Lettuce as well.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17907 on: September 07, 2011, 07:28:53 PM »
Not possible. When have you ever asked for cabbage on a cheeseburger?

Lettuce pwns cabbage if you only look at them raw and alone, but can we count recipes that use lettuce or cabbage? Because if you've ever had really good cole slaw or sauerkraut (like I have), the scale tips heavily in cabbage's favour.

This.

Sauerkraut FTW!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17908 on: September 07, 2011, 07:29:34 PM »
Is that a pickle in your sig?



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17909 on: September 07, 2011, 07:30:12 PM »
Is that a pickle in your sig?
Or a disabled catterpillar.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17910 on: September 07, 2011, 07:30:18 PM »
Umm... no...


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17911 on: September 07, 2011, 07:30:42 PM »
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17912 on: September 07, 2011, 07:33:12 PM »
Aww... Come on...

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17913 on: September 07, 2011, 07:34:19 PM »
It does say pickle in the URL. It's probably safe to say that it's a pickle.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17914 on: September 07, 2011, 07:35:04 PM »
I'm sticking to my disabled caterpillar theory. =D
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17915 on: September 07, 2011, 07:35:37 PM »
It looks like a greenish poop.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17916 on: September 07, 2011, 07:38:39 PM »
I haven't had Sauerkraut, but I had some cooked cabbage with dinner today, and I didn't enjoy it very much. I prefer most vegetables raw, such as peppers, carrots, sweetcorn, and onions as well. Lettuce as well.
Ah, that explains it.
To make sauerkraut you bathe it in vinegar until none of the cabbagey taste remains.  Cole slaw is made of chopped up cabbage, red onion, carrot, and several otehr vegetables, and slathered with mayonnaise until you can barely taste the veggies themselves.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17917 on: September 07, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »
Cole slaw is made of chopped up cabbage, red onion, carrot, and several otehr vegetables, and slathered with mayonnaise until you can barely taste the veggies themselves.
Always preferred Ketchup anyway   :coolface



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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17918 on: September 07, 2011, 08:50:20 PM »
I'm buying an X-Wing.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #17919 on: September 07, 2011, 10:31:53 PM »
So there was recently a plane crash that killed an entire Russian hockey team.  Thank god we have people like craftnation here to put up an ad-revenue-enabled video where he spends half the time extolling himseff and saying "**** the haters," and the other half giving a substance-less "my condolences" before going into his own fear of flying.  Comments are probably going to be disabled soon, so I thought I'd go ahead and immortalize mine: