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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2013, 06:47:53 AM »
That is a joke in the latest panel. ASDFmovie 6.
Also, a new chapter featuring a certain blue fellow.

You cannot compare that with asdf... It's physically impossible

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2013, 06:55:54 AM »
That is a joke in the latest panel. ASDFmovie 6.
Also, a new chapter featuring a certain blue fellow.

You cannot compare that with asdf... It's physically impossible

Why not? They are both equally mediocre and unfunny.

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #63 on: February 21, 2013, 08:13:52 AM »
These would be ten times better if they weren't completely non sequitur. But even then they'd still be appaling.

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Yep, makes no sense whatsoever.

Also you spelt bargaining wrong.


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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #64 on: February 21, 2013, 08:31:45 AM »
It's not supposed to make sense. It has to be funny and nonsense.
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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #65 on: February 21, 2013, 09:11:56 AM »
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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #66 on: February 21, 2013, 09:28:44 AM »
I use Paint.net, which uses a Copy+Paste tool, and that's how i get all of my sprites.
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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2013, 01:13:32 PM »
It's not supposed to make sense. It has to be funny and nonsense.

lOoOOllOOll sOoooOoo rAaAanDooOm!!!1!!

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2013, 01:40:21 PM »
That is a joke in the latest panel. ASDFmovie 6.
Also, a new chapter featuring a certain blue fellow.

You cannot compare that with asdf... It's physically impossible

Why not? They are both equally mediocre and unfunny.

I'll have to disagree asdf and pretty much almost every Tomska videos are hilarious mainly due to randomness . But unlike this case, it's creative and well thought randomness

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #69 on: February 22, 2013, 01:34:19 PM »
New comic, and we finally learn that metal man isn't a good hoverboard.
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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2013, 01:43:29 PM »
New comic, and we finally learn that metal man isn't a good hoverboard.
I swear you must have the reverse Midas touch whenever you steal lines from my glorious parodies- when you touch them, they turn to sh-t.



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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2013, 02:12:00 PM »
Dude, i didn't know.
It's not supposed to make sense. It has to be funny and nonsense.

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I'm going to crush your nuts now, thank you.
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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2013, 02:44:16 PM »
He's go a point though. Being random doesn't instantly make something funny. There's an art to being random.

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2013, 02:51:06 PM »
Dude, i didn't know.

Are you absolutely sure about that? Seems directly lifted from my parodies, as was the use of Metal Man and Hard Man. In fact, I could go as far to say that it appears to be powered by batteries of pure plagiarism!



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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2013, 03:06:42 PM »
It's like I was reading a comic written by an 11 year old, oh wait!

Your grammatical and spelling skills are severely lacking. I've seen 'your' in the place of 'you're' and 'you're' in the place of 'your' so many times, and I'm probably overlooking the there/their/they're mistakes that may or may not be in theirthere.

Before your spriting, before your humor, waaaay before everything else comes spelling and grammatical mechanics. If you can't spell anything right, if you can't properly structure a sentence, if you can't figure out the difference between they're/there/their or you're/your or threw/through or write/right and so on; you shouldn't be spriting or thinking of humor material until you can do any of those.

Another thing I noticed; if one character says something and another character has a response, that response usually makes no sense as a response. Confusing, I know; let me give you an example. In the part of the strip that GF just posted, *that other guy's* response to "Does this webcomic even have a plot?" makes no sense. Glacier Man (I guess?) asked a question, not stated a point; so it would make no sense for *that other guy* to say "GOOD POINT." The Capitalization is a bit pointless as well but that isn't my point. *the other guy* would probably more likely say "No... no it really doesn't."

Need another example? In "The Anticlimactic Ending to the Showdown," Propane Woman (Which is a poorly thought of and really cheesey name) says "The name's Propane Woman and Hard Man is crashing down." and then Laser Man says "Okay, what is it fembot?" which makes even less sense than what I pointed out previously. Only difference is here, I'm sure Laser Man actually wouldn't have said anything at all, maybe a nod or an "Okay."

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2013, 10:35:11 AM »
Hey, quit hatin' I can spell right, even for my age.
I do base stuff off of haters things.
Propane Woman belongs to Raging-Banebou on Deviantart, her sprite was a bit edited ( I'M A TERRIBLE DEVIL I AM )
Scorch Man, Glaicer Man and Quasar Man was made by using pre-made robot master parts, although i can count that as from scratch.
And yada yada yada, and so on
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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #76 on: February 24, 2013, 11:46:41 AM »
I'll admit that there weren't many grammatical and spelling mistakes later on but in the first few strips there were quite a few and it turned me off.

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2013, 11:57:39 AM »
There's an art to being random.
avant garde
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #78 on: February 25, 2013, 03:26:37 PM »
I do base stuff off of haters things.

Family Guy and Glee tried that.  Do you really want to be on the level of those shows?

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Re: Laser Man's Weird, Wacky Misadventures
« Reply #79 on: February 25, 2013, 03:33:23 PM »
I do base stuff off of haters things.

Family Guy and Glee tried that.  Do you really want to be on the level of those shows?
But the FCC episode (of family guy) was pretty damn funny...