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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #220 on: June 18, 2012, 04:50:17 PM »
Speak for yourself, the car you got is driven mostly by old people and those who are unable to afford any newer cars and is more valuable as scrap metal. If you care so much about horsepower and torque so much like you did earlier, why didn't you get yourself a respectable old car that people actually like looking at such as a classic muscle car like a Barracuda or a Challenger? Then you can brag your car looks nicer and has more HP than mine and I would agree.

Hey, grats to you if you can actually see cars like mine on the road every now and then, because I sure as heck don't.  I do see cars like yours though, and I could have easily bought one too, but I didn't because it was a piece of junk.  Sure, it's got a lot of power, but that's all it's got going for it.  It's ugly, clad in plastic, and a product of 90's GM, so I wouldn't be surprised if it started falling apart.

Also, have fun finding a Barracuda or Challenger that's affordable and not a pile of rust.

Yes, I knew the car wasn't a muscle car, but I also knew that it's not hard to pull extra horses out of a Cleveland.  Regardless of this, the point was that your Corvette (which was supposed to be a sportscar) had just about the same amount of power as my LTD (which was not designed to be a sportscar).  That's pathetic and not worth bragging about, especially when you consider the 10 year time difference between the two cars.

And apparently you still don't know the difference between exhaust components let alone a decent short term memory for how much power certain engines put out.

I'm pretty sure no amount exhaust components will change the fact that your Corvette is a joke.  Anyway, if you wan't to talk about how much power our engines put out modified, talk to me after I've dropped a 4 barrel carb, performance plugs, and a plethora of other parts into my engine.

However, I do hope that you intend to put side pipes on it.  If not, you should do the world a great favor and give yourself a colonoscopy with a cordless drill.

Your car is Fugly and something that old people with no sense of style drive. It wasn't designed to be slow and good looking, it was designed to be a car and it fails pretty badly at that. If you want something that is designed to be slow and good looking, get a parade float, though I don't think your momma would be able to afford one of those for you.

Or maybe you just like ugly cars but I don't know, so here is a picture to remind you of how ugly it is.

(Image removed from quote.)

I disagree, as I've found that most old people either drive newer Buicks, or Town Cars from the 80's.

So lets look at my car as a boring means of transportation, since you think that's all it was ever designed to do.  It works for that.  Even if my car was the ugly sh**box you wish it was, I'd say it's still better than a car that was designed to be fast and good looking and fails to do both (let alone run).

Also, I bought it with my own money (money I made myself at a job I got myself), so I'm afraid you can't pull out the "mommy bought you a car" card on me.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #221 on: June 18, 2012, 07:03:42 PM »
Lol Noodle, you are made of fail. No matter how many parts you put on your LTD, it will still be weak as sh**. Besides, I wasn't talking about the exhaust on the Corvette, why would I put a nice exhaust on a slow car?, Look up what happened in the late 70s and early 80s, and you might learn something about automobiles during that time.

Why are you so focused on my Corvette like I care about it doesn't run? My Trans Am easily doubles the horsepower let alone milage you have on your slow ugly as sh** POS transportation. Anyways, I don't have any hate for the car you drive unlike yourself who seems to hate everything, but I do feel sorry for it because an internet failtroll like yourself drives it.

Lol? Plugs? plugs do sh** for horsepower.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #222 on: June 18, 2012, 07:14:28 PM »
Lol? Plugs? plugs do sh** for horsepower.

LIEZ I replaced the pugs in my PT last night. I now don't have to press the pedal all the way down to get above 50...

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #223 on: June 18, 2012, 10:18:01 PM »
Plugs can affect a vehicle if they are filled with carbon build-up, aren't gapped properly, or have been fouled.

Either way, you're both faggots. I have two lawnmowers that produce more torque than either of your vehicles.

Ever seen a lawnmower drag 6000 pounds over 200 feet from a dead stop?

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #224 on: June 18, 2012, 11:08:02 PM »
Lol Noodle, you are made of fail. No matter how many parts you put on your LTD, it will still be weak as sh**. Besides, I wasn't talking about the exhaust on the Corvette, why would I put a nice exhaust on a slow car?, Look up what happened in the late 70s and early 80s, and you might learn something about automobiles during that time.

Yes, I know what happened in the late 70's and early 80's.  For this reason, I still can't figure out why you would brag about a broken 1982 Corvette.

Why are you so focused on my Corvette like I care about it doesn't run?

Because it's laughably bad.

My Trans Am easily doubles the horsepower let alone milage you have on your slow ugly as sh** POS transportation.

Yes, I know that.  I even said that your car has a sh**load of power.

I also said that the power factor was about all it had going for it.  This is the part you didn't seem to absorb so well (or even read to begin with).

Anyways, I don't have any hate for the car you drive unlike yourself who seems to hate everything, but I do feel sorry for it because an internet failtroll like yourself drives it.

>"u sed somethin that maeks me mad ur fat internet trol"

Lol? Plugs? plugs do sh** for horsepower.

They do when your current plugs are 40 years old.

P.S. Working at Mcdonalds doesn't count as a job.

I work at a grocery store.  Perhaps it isn't a splendid job, but that's what you get around here if your 18.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #225 on: June 18, 2012, 11:09:20 PM »
Plugs can affect a vehicle if they are filled with carbon build-up, aren't gapped properly, or have been fouled.

Either way, you're both faggots. I have two lawnmowers that produce more torque than either of your vehicles.

Ever seen a lawnmower drag 6000 pounds over 200 feet from a dead stop?

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #226 on: June 18, 2012, 11:12:03 PM »
Lol Noodle, you are made of fail. No matter how many parts you put on your LTD, it will still be weak as sh**. Besides, I wasn't talking about the exhaust on the Corvette, why would I put a nice exhaust on a slow car?, Look up what happened in the late 70s and early 80s, and you might learn something about automobiles during that time.

Why are you so focused on my Corvette like I care about it doesn't run? My Trans Am easily doubles the horsepower let alone milage you have on your slow ugly as sh** POS transportation. Anyways, I don't have any hate for the car you drive unlike yourself who seems to hate everything, but I do feel sorry for it because an internet failtroll like yourself drives it.

Lol? Plugs? plugs do sh** for horsepower.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #227 on: June 18, 2012, 11:18:31 PM »
Also none of you have sh** on my '86 Dodge Daytona. :gawe:
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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #228 on: June 18, 2012, 11:19:51 PM »
Also none of you have sh** on my '86 Dodge Daytona. :gawe:

post pics of the gorgeousness

also pics of your car would be cool


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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #229 on: June 18, 2012, 11:23:04 PM »
It looks like this:

Minus the red paintjob, it's a mix of black and rust. Minus air conditioning, plus 40,000 or so miles on it.
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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #230 on: June 18, 2012, 11:50:37 PM »
Ah, didn't realize they made the Daytona through the 80's, now I see that it shares body styling with the Camaro of that era.


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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #231 on: June 19, 2012, 12:10:07 AM »
Ah, didn't realize they made the Daytona through the 80's, now I see that it shares body styling with the Camaro of that era.

But it doesn't share the important part (the RWD).

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #232 on: June 19, 2012, 12:15:02 AM »
It's a decent enough car, it's MOVES and that's the biggest part for me. Oh and it can play death and black metal and deafening volumes without having the speakers going to crap. And I got it for fifty dollars because my dad's friend, the guy who gave it to me, didn't want it at all..
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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #233 on: June 19, 2012, 12:20:07 AM »
It's a decent enough car, it's MOVES and that's the biggest part for me. Oh and it can play death and black metal and deafening volumes without having the speakers going to crap. And I got it for fifty dollars because my dad's friend, the guy who gave it to me, didn't want it at all..

Better than the gutless Cutlass.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #234 on: June 19, 2012, 04:27:41 AM »
They do when your current plugs are 40 years old.

Lol, that means your car is broken.

I work at a grocery store.  Perhaps it isn't a splendid job, but that's what you get around here if your 18.

You've gotta move to somewhere else then lol....

Ah, didn't realize they made the Daytona through the 80's, now I see that it shares body styling with the Camaro of that era.

But it doesn't share the important part (the RWD).
Logic disconnect, Trans Am = Camaro SS / Z28

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« Reply #235 on: June 19, 2012, 11:37:37 AM »
Lol, that means your car is broken.

Well I'm more than certain there's a good percentage of it that doesn't work as well as it did stock, but it still runs and drives fine.  The only thing that's stopping me from driving this thing to the grocery store is the damned insurance.

You've gotta move to somewhere else then lol....

It's up there on my list of things to do when I finish college.

Logic disconnect, Trans Am = Camaro SS / Z28

I know the trans am is the Camaro, and is therefore RWD.

I still don't like it.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #236 on: June 19, 2012, 11:43:39 AM »
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They do when your current plugs are 40 years old.

Lol, that means your car is broken.

I work at a grocery store.  Perhaps it isn't a splendid job, but that's what you get around here if your 18.

You've gotta move to somewhere else then lol....
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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #237 on: June 27, 2012, 04:59:42 PM »
All your American muscle 'cars' (for sake of better word), can eat my Singer Chamois' dust. Once I fit twin carbs, it'll be able to reach 90 mph. :P

Also, new plugs will improve spark, and therefore will make the fuel ignition effortless. Changing the Distrubuter and plugs will be one of the first things to do on my car.

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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #238 on: June 27, 2012, 07:32:11 PM »
All your American muscle 'cars' (for sake of better word), can eat my Singer Chamois' dust. Once I fit twin carbs, it'll be able to reach 90 mph. :P

Also, new plugs will improve spark, and therefore will make the fuel ignition effortless. Changing the Distrubuter and plugs will be one of the first things to do on my car.

my (expletive) altima can hit 90 bru


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Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« Reply #239 on: June 27, 2012, 08:01:59 PM »
All your American muscle 'cars' (for sake of better word), can eat my Singer Chamois' dust. Once I fit twin carbs, it'll be able to reach 90 mph. :P

Also, new plugs will improve spark, and therefore will make the fuel ignition effortless. Changing the Distrubuter and plugs will be one of the first things to do on my car.

my (expletive) altima can hit 90 bru

I can sneeze projectile boogers that go 90 mph ._.