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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2012, 09:51:04 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?
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Because bringing back the Jar Jar Binks of the 1986 movie was such a good idea!

Also, which TF movie was it that had the physics defying building tip-over scene? I should have walked out of the theater after that.

I'm not sure which one that was from.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2012, 09:52:18 PM »
The Informant.  Freaking boring movie and not funny, an aging Matt Damon brings absolutely no substance to the picture.  Walked out after about 15 minutes  Very glad I watched it for free On Demand.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2012, 09:54:45 PM »
The Informant.  Freaking boring movie and not funny, an aging Matt Damon brings absolutely no substance to the picture.  Walked out after about 15 minutes  Very glad I watched it for free On Demand.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2012, 09:56:32 PM »
Gaoranger vs Super Sentai.

It was just a clip show with some fights thrown in. This was the only redeeming factor-
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2012, 09:37:29 AM »
How about the whole of Netflix?

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2012, 09:57:54 AM »
Cats & Dawgs 2
This movie was really boring and cheesey.

The Lorax
Not what i expected, but it wasn't that bad.

Finn on the Fly
Okay, this was more of a bonus if anything, because i didn't expect any thing from it.
Very weird and creepy. one of the worst movies i ever watched, never finished it. :P

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2012, 10:14:27 AM »
How about the whole of Netflix?

What movies have you been watching on it?

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2012, 10:24:13 AM »
The Dictator, a bit.

I thought it would be 5-star movie, but I gave only 3 stars...

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2012, 10:28:41 AM »
The Dictator, a bit.

I thought it would be 5-star movie, but I gave only 3 stars...

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2012, 10:29:52 AM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?
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Because bringing back the Jar Jar Binks of the 1986 movie was such a good idea!

Also, which TF movie was it that had the physics defying building tip-over scene? I should have walked out of the theater after that.
lmao movie physics are so bad sometimes
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2012, 10:32:28 AM »
Ponyo. Just wasn't as good as the other Miyazaki/Ghibli flicks I've seen.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2012, 09:59:26 AM »
The fourth saw movie

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2012, 10:36:28 AM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?

I generally thought it wasn't that bad, though it certainly was nowhere near as good as the first.

Skidz and Mudflap served no purpose other than to be LOLOLZ XD FAHNNY!!1, The idea of a transformer that can take the form of A HUMAN destroys everything related to the franchise, and the whole plot about Shia going to college was pointless.
Indeed. And likewise, another character whom I thought was handled badly? Devastator. Yes he looked cool, and yes he was pretty well-designed, but in all seriousness, what did he actually do?
 
1) Get his ass kicked- by the Racist Robots, of all things. I think they were going for some sort of awesome redeeming moment for the two, but it completely backfired- all it did was rob Devastator of any threatening potential whatsoever, and gave us more scenes with Skids and Mudflap, whom the audience now realise are invincible.
 
2) Tear up the top of a Pyramid. When most of the cast consists of 20ft high robots, that's really not very impressive- especially when you remember the first film, when Optimus was gouging foot-deep holes in the concrete with every step and regularly sent crashing through skyscrapers when fighting Megatron, or Bumblebee accidentally destroying a house as Collateral Damage in the opening.
Any of them could've smashed the Pyramid to rubble by accident, which basically made Devastator's role here pointless.
 
3) Getting killed in one shot with a Railgun. Not only is it another example of the blatant gung-ho military worship all the movies have, it's a completely anticlimactic death for something that should be such a threat. I mean, why have all the Autobots team up to kill him when you can simply have a Deux Ex Machina, never mentioned prior nor ever used again after that, take him down in one fell swoop?
 
4) Oh yeah, and they gave him testicles.



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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2012, 10:42:06 AM »
Quantum of ****ing Solace.
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2012, 11:19:29 AM »
Prometheus was pretty damn disappointing, the effects made it worth the watch but the acting was terrible (the guy portraying the android was probably the best amongst the actors), the storyline was also pretty hard to believe.
It seems pretty good when you watch it/after you've finished watching it but if you keep thinking about it, it just gets worse and worse.
Still much more canon than AvP.

The Strangers- I wasn't expecting a happy movie but I was expecting more than lots of screaming and
I was expecting some substance at some point in the whole movie.

Tremors 3- What the f***ing F**kedy F***, "Assblasters?"is that the best you could come up with? Way to kill a decent f***ing series.

And finally, last and DEFINITELY the least:

The Blair Witch Project- Oh come one, if anyone EVER was scared by this then they must have had very traumatic experiences when they watched teletubbies as a child (AAAAH, AAAAH MUMMY THE SUN HAS A FAACE AAAAAAAARGH). Nothing happens for the whole movie, and then BAM right at the end, NOTHING, Oh ***K something we never get to see(but you wanted to see for the whole freaking movie) killed them, THE HORROR! Yeah I just ruined the film for you, that will save you an hour and a half, they all die, or get possessed or something, you'll never know even if you do watch the movie.







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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2012, 12:59:07 PM »
Another thing about the Transformers live-action films which infuriated me was how in the third film, all of the most important and iconic Decepticons were taken out by humans.

Dishonourable mention goes to the pathetic excuse of a death they gave Starscream- at the hands of Sam Witwicky.



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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2012, 10:19:28 PM »
Another thing about the Transformers live-action films which infuriated me was how in the third film, all of the most important and iconic Decepticons were taken out by humans.

Dishonourable mention goes to the pathetic excuse of a death they gave Starscream- at the hands of Sam Witwicky.
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2012, 11:33:17 PM »
The entire Paranormal Activity trilogy.

The first one was cool until the last two seconds where the possessed chick looks into the camera and lunges at it. Too cliche'd... I saw the alternate ending where she just slits her own throat, and feel that it should have been the ending they used.

The other ones just sucked ballsack.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2012, 04:28:36 AM »
Most adaptations of sorts, with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter being the biggest offender I have seen so far.
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2012, 04:35:03 AM »
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