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Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« on: August 16, 2012, 09:12:29 PM »
There comes a time whenever you get films, you'll always get one that sucks a load of freaking balls, so post here the worst movie's you've ever watched.

To get us started, I'm going with Shrek the Third: Man what a dissapointing movie that was, it didn't even stack up to the first two in terms of humour at all. The fourth one still sucked, but it wasn't as bad as this one.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2012, 09:15:22 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2012, 09:16:53 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys

I tend to think that at least 45% of kids films have the sam recycled material in them these days.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2012, 09:18:07 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
Still, could be worse-



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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2012, 09:18:13 PM »
The fourth saw movie
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2012, 09:18:46 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys


So I take it the ending wasn't the same buzzkill as the original?

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2012, 09:19:46 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
Still, could be worse-
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That movie was car crash central! The only saving grace IMO for that movie was the fact the boy looks like my friend from college and I can't help but laugh at the resemblance.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2012, 09:23:08 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
Still, could be worse-
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That movie was car crash central! The only saving grace IMO for that movie was the fact the boy looks like my friend from college and I can't help but laugh at the resemblance.
Indeed. I think, in all honesty, I'd find more enjoyment in taking a nice long Acid Bath than watching it again.



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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2012, 09:24:24 PM »
The fourth saw movie

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the fifth saw movie
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2012, 09:30:06 PM »
the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys


So I take it the ending wasn't the same buzzkill as the original?
it was basically the tryed-and-done "lel bad guy loses xd good guiz win happily ever after world saved" but it wasnt like they were saving the world from much iirc

the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys
Still, could be worse-
(Image removed from quote.)
no god no anything but that; but atleast it tried to stay to the book to a degree, it follows the same plot ie "boy1 and girl2's mother goes away and a wild cat appears he completely screws up the house they need to clean it up they clean it up yey" but i do think they pretty much pulled the ending out of thier ass, giving "all is doomed" feelings the suddenly cat spawns thing1 and thing2 out of the box and magically cleaning everything up, even if they did do that in the book (i think they did that) its still a total anticlimax but thats just me going on about a spiel

the lorax

it was an ok movie and all but it had absolutely nothing to do with the book its based off of, its like they took some movie they made previously and just slapped some lorax-related characters right before realese on it to make munnys

I tend to think that at least 45% of kids films have the sam recycled material in them these days.
x character must accomplish y task
x goes on a quest/adventure/etc to finish y
x succeeds and saves self/significant other/world/etc
roll credits
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2012, 09:38:53 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2012, 09:39:48 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2012, 09:40:15 PM »
x character must accomplish y task
x goes on a quest/adventure/etc to finish y
x succeeds and saves self/significant other/world/etc
roll credits

Pretty much.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2012, 09:41:46 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2012, 09:42:41 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2012, 09:43:24 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?

I generally thought it wasn't that bad, though it certainly was nowhere near as good as the first.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2012, 09:46:12 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?
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Because bringing back the Jar Jar Binks of the 1986 movie was such a good idea!

Also, which TF movie was it that had the physics defying building tip-over scene? I should have walked out of the theater after that.

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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2012, 09:47:53 PM »
juno

that was sh**
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Re: Most Dissapointing Movie's Ever
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2012, 09:49:36 PM »
Transformers 2. It wasn't just disappointing , it was disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh god.

Where do we start?

I generally thought it wasn't that bad, though it certainly was nowhere near as good as the first.

Skidz and Mudflap served no purpose other than to be LOLOLZ XD FAHNNY!!1, The idea of a transformer that can take the form of A HUMAN destroys everything related to the franchise, and the whole plot about Shia going to college was pointless.