Farrah Fawcett dies and stands before God. God says to her, "I will grant you one wish." Farrah says, "I just want all the children to be safe." God's reply: "Give me a couple hours."
The rest is history.
When Michael Jackson realized he was going to have to face Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he quickly enlisted the help of Billy Mays because he knew he was going to need the best salesman he could get.
