Least Favourite Movies

[Natef]

Napoleon Dynamite

Agreed.

[lloopp D lloopp]

Napoleon Dynamite

Agreed.

[Resetti's Replicas]

Worst movie of all time?  North.
Elijah Wood plays a child prodigy who gets fed up with his parents for not appreciating him enough.  So he divorces his parent and goes around the world in search of better parents.  Of course, every family turns out to be a horrible stereotype (watch for Kathy Bates playing an Eskimo, blackface and everything) 

It's a kids' move so it has humor, and I'm actually kind of impressed; every single joke is unfunny, that takes effort.  Every time the movie attempts a joke, you'll pause and think to yourself "Hmm, I think I was supposed to laugh there."  You'll actually find it to be rather disruptive to the movie experience. 

[FOTEPX]

Legend Of Mulan by Dream Town.



You know those guys who made them Zelda CDI cartoons? Yeah, apparently they made a movie.

[GoldenFox93]

Worst movie of all time?  North.
Elijah Wood plays a child prodigy who gets fed up with his parents for not appreciating him enough.  So he divorces his parent and goes around the world in search of better parents.  Of course, every family turns out to be a horrible stereotype (watch for Kathy Bates playing an Eskimo, blackface and everything) 

It's a kids' move so it has humor, and I'm actually kind of impressed; every single joke is unfunny, that takes effort.  Every time the movie attempts a joke, you'll pause and think to yourself "Hmm, I think I was supposed to laugh there."  You'll actually find it to be rather disruptive to the movie experience.

And at the same time, who the thinks of pale boy butt when they think of Hawaii?

[Jack Daniels]

Started watching "Pandorum" via Netflix last night.

It was so horrible.  Had to stop watching about 20 mins into it.

[Resetti's Replicas]

Worst movie of all time?  North.
Elijah Wood plays a child prodigy who gets fed up with his parents for not appreciating him enough.  So he divorces his parent and goes around the world in search of better parents.  Of course, every family turns out to be a horrible stereotype (watch for Kathy Bates playing an Eskimo, blackface and everything) 

It's a kids' move so it has humor, and I'm actually kind of impressed; every single joke is unfunny, that takes effort.  Every time the movie attempts a joke, you'll pause and think to yourself "Hmm, I think I was supposed to laugh there."  You'll actually find it to be rather disruptive to the movie experience.

And at the same time, who the thinks of pale boy butt when they think of Hawaii?

That part actually makes sense; it's a parody of the Coppertone Sunscreen logo.  The sad part is, it's not even the most tasteless part of the Hawaii scene. That honor goes to:

"Hawaii is a lush and fertile land.  There's only one barren area on all of our islands.  Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho."
Because nothing enhances a kids' movie like jokes about the Governor's wife's vagina.

[GoldenFox93]

Worst movie of all time?  North.
Elijah Wood plays a child prodigy who gets fed up with his parents for not appreciating him enough.  So he divorces his parent and goes around the world in search of better parents.  Of course, every family turns out to be a horrible stereotype (watch for Kathy Bates playing an Eskimo, blackface and everything) 

It's a kids' move so it has humor, and I'm actually kind of impressed; every single joke is unfunny, that takes effort.  Every time the movie attempts a joke, you'll pause and think to yourself "Hmm, I think I was supposed to laugh there."  You'll actually find it to be rather disruptive to the movie experience.

And at the same time, who the thinks of pale boy butt when they think of Hawaii?

That part actually makes sense; it's a parody of the Coppertone Sunscreen logo.  The sad part is, it's not even the most tasteless part of the Hawaii scene. That honor goes to:

"Hawaii is a lush and fertile land.  There's only one barren area on all of our islands.  Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho."
Because nothing enhances a kids' movie like jokes about the Governor's wife's vagina.

Or for that matter-
"Loosen his pants!"

[Resetti's Replicas]

Another thing that always bugged me; North is supposedly a genius, but despite the imposed time constraint, he chooses an horribly inefficient route to visit parent applicants. Starting in New York, here are places he visits in order:

Texas, Hawaii, Alaska, Pennsylvania/Ohio border, unspecified country in Africa, China, France, Connecticut.

There was a huge mailbag of applicants, and I can't help but feel that he could've visited more than 8 of them, had he planned a more efficient route than this:

[russian roulette]

Dinner for schmucks
Troll 2
Catfish

[lloopp D lloopp]

Dinner for schmucks
Troll 2
Catfish

Corn sex scene FTW

[Enigm@]

Dinner for schmucks
Troll 2
Catfish

[Hard Bot]

The new Justin Beiber movie- Never Say Never.

[FOTEPX]

The Legend Of Mu-Lan (Dream Town)

OH GOD THE MEMORIES

[CaptainUseless]

Looking for Eric.