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If RA2 Was A Movie
« on: October 12, 2012, 11:31:50 PM »
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2012, 12:33:25 AM »
itd basically be the pokemon animes/movies except instead of "gotta catch em all" it would be "gotta build em all"
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2012, 12:44:33 AM »
It would be about some toy designer guy from california starting up a competition for a bunch of engineers and sci fi enthusiasts to build radio control combat vehicles, armed with spinning things and pokey things, which they will then battle in a california convention center with absolutely no protection what soever. Oh yeah, and Mark Pauline will be there and he will make some people go def as usual. Then some British people do a thing and now its all over the world etc etc. Oh yeah and some kid gets kicked off a robotics team for having too much fun and some other kid tries to claim that boxes are robots.

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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2012, 01:10:00 AM »
I actually thought about putting some short movies together based on popular RA2 bots. For example:

*A SFTW movie - A movie about a robot that wanted to be the very best but ended up infamous for it's failures.
*Insult to Injury movie - A movie about a true underbot conquering mighty foes.
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 02:35:52 AM »
I actually thought about putting some short movies together based on popular RA2 bots. For example:

*A SFTW movie - A movie about a robot that wanted to be the very best but ended up infamous for it's failures.
*Insult to Injury movie - A movie about a true underbot conquering mighty foes.
*PitA movie - A movie about a champion losing to a relative unknown, and its spiral into self-loathing, vowing that it will one day have its revenge on the world, until it finally gets promoted to a Global Moderator position and bans everybody, only to realise that if there were robot apart from itself, itwould have no competition anymore, so it relinquishes its power in order to take its place amongst its rivals, determined to prove once and for all time that it is truly the best.
 
I reckon that could work.
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2012, 06:16:07 AM »
4 hours of a guy trying to wiggle a black inside 2 other blacks. At the end, he still hasn't done it, so he ragequits RA2 and opens up CS:GO

End.
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 07:07:37 AM »
It would be directed by Michael Bay due to the amount of havok explosions.
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2012, 04:47:21 PM »
It would be directed by Michael Bay due to the amount of havok explosions.
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2012, 04:50:54 PM »
It would be like a Rocky movie, except instead of Ivan Drago, it's Emergency

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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2012, 02:39:30 AM »
it would suck ass i know that much
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2012, 10:21:30 PM »
it would suck ass i know that much

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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2012, 01:11:19 AM »
4 hours of a guy trying to wiggle a black inside 2 other blacks. At the end, he still hasn't done it, so he ragequits RA2 and opens up CS:GO

End.

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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 09:27:10 AM »
4 hours of a guy trying to wiggle a black inside 2 other blacks. At the end, he still hasn't done it, so he ragequits RA2 and opens up CS:GO

End.

I WILL CREATE THAT MOVIE, FOR THE GREAT JUSTICE!
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 10:36:54 AM »
A GTM movie would end up like a mix of a comedy, action, drama, and documentary. Oh, and horror if Jonzu's fetishes get included.

As for RA2 itself... It would be a really sh**ty independent film that goes straight to DVD, but only one person not involved with GTM even watches it.

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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 12:58:29 PM »
You had the stack at one point:O
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Re: If RA2 Was A Movie
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2012, 02:35:08 PM »
IK. I had to reshoot once because I got the stack in 5 seconds. Usually it takes me half an hour. FML.
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