GTA + /o/ = brain damage

[GroudonRobotWars]

I kinda LOL'd at the 1st and 3rd Pictures

[Jonzu95]

meh

[Noodle]

Back for moar





Also, Subaru wagons:





DP can't drive for sh**:













Get a load of my player model:








One final note.  If anyone here has this game, I challenege them to a round of rooftop demolition derby:

[Pwnator]

oh god the head sticking out of the car door has got to be one of the creepiest things ever

and how the did you guys get up to the rooftop anyway? o_o

[Noodle]

and how the did you guys get up to the rooftop anyway? o_o

A dollop of fairy dust.

[Scrap Daddy]

gta robot wars mod. replace cars with bots=profit???

[Conraaa]

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I think this one is brilliant for some reason.

[Noodle]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.


We had a Prius KOTH style demolition derby:


The battle raged for something like 10 minutes.  It was pretty intense.




And I lost


but...





You thought that sh** was intense?


Jet tugs.  Pretty awesome.


DP kept winning



You see this screenshot?  It looks like he was about to go off the edge, right?

He didn't, the sneaky jew

I'm gonna need to get some vids of one of these KOTH matches with the jet tugs, because they were pretty interesting.  One of the focal points of each match was using the mirrors on the vehicle to hook onto and pull the opponent.

This position was a pretty common occurrence in each match:


I eventually utilized this to get my one single victory over DP...



Foul Language removed ..... user warned!

[Pwnator]

looks like you were too aggressive

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

Saving some cash to buy a Borderlands 2 4-pack.

[Jonzu95]

I will buy GTA V Instead of IV.

[Noodle]

I will buy GTA V Instead of IV.

Well you're gonna spend three times as much money on it, plus there aren't gonna be an mods or anything available for a while.

Also, I get the feeling that GTA V is gonna be mediocre.  Not sure why, but I'm still not going to buy it till the price drops (unless reviews say its the greatest thing since HL2).

[Noodle]

Doublepost - how could I forget to post this one?

[Conraaa]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

Oh, i've bought it. My computer just doesn't feel like running it.

[Chaosmancer]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

[Noodle]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

[Chaosmancer]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.

[Badger]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.

Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

[Chaosmancer]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.

Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

Meh, my laptop runs games well enough for me to play them, I have had little to no trouble with most games I have tried to play...unless they were old, in which case it required a lot of screwing around with the original install, but when they worked, they worked fine. Hell, even Fallout New Vegas runs adequately.

[Noodle]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.

Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

Meh, my laptop runs games well enough for me to play them, I have had little to no trouble with most games I have tried to play...unless they were old, in which case it required a lot of screwing around with the original install, but when they worked, they worked fine. Hell, even Fallout New Vegas runs adequately.

You must not play a great deal of new games.

Also enjoy the laptop for the year that it works. 

[Chaosmancer]

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.

Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

Meh, my laptop runs games well enough for me to play them, I have had little to no trouble with most games I have tried to play...unless they were old, in which case it required a lot of screwing around with the original install, but when they worked, they worked fine. Hell, even Fallout New Vegas runs adequately.

You must not play a great deal of new games.

Also enjoy the laptop for the year that it works. 

I do play a lot of new games, just generally not on PC unless I really want them and they are PC exclusive, or if I really want them and they are really cheap.

I've had my laptop for a few years now (since just after finished my GCSEs) and it has been working perfectly fine, and the two I had before that worked perfectly fine (one of them for two years before I upgraded and gave my old one back to my dad, one for four years before I upgraded and gave my old one to my stepdad so that I could have my new one in my room).