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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Noodle on August 23, 2011, 11:57:24 PM

Title: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on August 23, 2011, 11:57:24 PM
GTA is best car game bru.

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993141230/8E293B51659761B39DD1F03696AB38FBCF1D0F97/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993141009/E8C791883765CA4B2F9FA8BD6D084507F58BC1AE/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993139347/A967298850AC3F2DB73CEC97C86B11A948614080/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993140591/311B98F19218D2D763FA7AD767C6D6C8BD36ECE6/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993141785/40B8AEA7FC0359A439C2406A1FB735F68F2A6C89/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993139777/2D984CA128F04159737F856ABF04BA39EEF02041/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993140077/F6AE8DF1C451710D8D6C00BA092B68C61B49C779/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993140297/3BD009E311101F31E66BEB85DA2611B60B95A80B/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993140794/691CC60235C733453D59ECBE631EA81CA1860A4F/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993183283/2CC0BFE4BB6B0EFC3C02157722774794C2D781FE/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993178293/D04C4BD8BC052CB8276FEDE914D5CBC12EF6D127/)

IIHS Honda CR-X crash test results.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993173810/B388158A622C4F384B261074451EF6AE6AFBFD6A/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993184966/C34007FA347925BAEF87CE6A2451B0C0AB76A626/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993180419/9E33CFF1AFD16BB507136E22F83D0C2D91BB2B79/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946617993185777/7134185E025C90D9848D46F39F58FFC83343D097/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Jonzu95 on August 24, 2011, 12:04:18 AM
:rotflmao:

Great one, Noodle!
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: infiniteinertia on August 24, 2011, 12:58:42 AM
Hahahahahaha. Respect
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Pwnator on August 24, 2011, 05:36:44 AM
ECO RICE
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: kill343gs on August 24, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD EVER
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Somebody on August 24, 2011, 11:16:12 AM
WIN
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Badnik96 on August 24, 2011, 01:21:35 PM
I lol'ed

no srsly
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Incredirobotwars on August 24, 2011, 01:25:42 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: smashysmashy on August 24, 2011, 05:59:58 PM
Thank you, Noodle. This made my day  :approve:
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: J on August 24, 2011, 11:22:49 PM
Online-mode for this game seems really hilarious.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on August 25, 2011, 12:08:31 AM
Online-mode for this game seems really hilarious.


It really is, even though it doesn't work as well as it ought to.  Also, with the simple trainer, it's 2,000% better than the original game.

...just out of curiosity who here has GTA:IV?
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Jonzu95 on August 25, 2011, 12:39:59 AM
Online-mode for this game seems really hilarious.


It really is, even though it doesn't work as well as it ought to.  Also, with the simple trainer, it's 2,000% better than the original game.

...just out of curiosity who here has GTA:IV?
I'm thinking to buy it some day. :gawe:
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Badnik96 on August 25, 2011, 12:44:15 AM
POST MORE PICS
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on August 25, 2011, 12:59:43 AM
POST MORE PICS

I will when I get the chance to do this again with Conker.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on August 26, 2011, 02:55:15 AM
DP
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596946618028118656/7384228540DC99D68920E033D2C87114C445E097/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: J on August 26, 2011, 11:14:36 AM
BEST. DEATH. EVER.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on September 05, 2011, 10:51:54 AM
Speaking of cars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDVRNgjMXdg#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDVRNgjMXdg#ws)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Badnik96 on September 05, 2011, 10:59:52 AM
 what
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on September 12, 2011, 01:49:36 AM
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596948232228878893/D71BF6AAABA9BCE55CA12A62DE63F6893A1D362C/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596948232228879416/55320CA44B574703A298EBB8F511480D09A68E51/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596948232228879182/1043E1366F190B8E1AC660480AA62720ADA97B18/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596948232228880156/5EB3A1AFB42E6A7E42A22B2ECE8AE91FC98DAD04/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596948232228879625/3BC62B9DBFEE0FCA91AD5684974F31907A3FBE60/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Jonzu95 on September 12, 2011, 01:51:18 AM
Hehehe.. xD
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: J on September 12, 2011, 09:53:33 AM
LOLCRIMSONCHIN

We need more shots of the Crimson Chin "saving the day".
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: NFX on September 12, 2011, 10:53:26 AM
Why does All Caps make it funny? XD
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Naryar on September 12, 2011, 11:13:56 AM
hahahaha noodle's comments make it epically lulzy
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on September 24, 2011, 01:23:12 PM
A couple days ago, conker and I discovered the magic of attaching objects to your car.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842477043/1A9D747FE0FC98AE337A8E1F607764A7E93E21D2/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842476309/8A23E382369A8C5C3F4A560CAC3FAB940A921E24/)
Basically what I did was find the object used by the game for cars that are really far away and attached it to my car.

So then I attached more stuff...
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842476515/D8BE1C9445022A618CB4250DBA10123C3C2D41D9/)
...and more...
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842475707/C2F4BB41ABDA38DF18534E46A63FD8C98191D448/)
...and upgraded it.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842476792/C45FDC6D9F9877D9E0287692EEDF059345EAB89F/)

Meanwhile, Conker did this:
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633841907275/18E8F6EC0559C283D07C84B7449108C3CB617D60/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633841909561/BCC1978EFA11E5863D0B6711F0C623C217D0C34A/)

And then we did this:
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842477295/2874EB6E5C2C67E1D325F40A2F234D3A478B2BD6/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842494690/AA197D8B0D1C53D458FB6D2E1A3FFAE727A38799/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842493662/A427063A45213524D70482C0E79846EDC94FCA05/)
This is what we saw when we put the car in 1st person view.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594697633842500598/3BF2E29115711373BB8331E1665A2D4DB2171CF3/)

In conclusion, all went better than expected.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Sparkey98 on September 24, 2011, 01:27:34 PM
That's pretty close for a car that is off in the distance.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: J on September 25, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
Driving a couch.
Friggin' beautiful xD
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Lupus on October 02, 2011, 01:30:11 PM
Acquire carmaggedon mod,live happily forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U#ws)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 02, 2011, 09:12:33 PM
Acquire carmaggedon mod,live happily forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U#ws)

I've done this myself from time to time, its a simple mod.

The results were quite funny.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Enigm@ on October 02, 2011, 09:21:58 PM
BEST. THREAD. EVAR.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 07, 2011, 11:25:48 PM
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510554431914/E7F42951492B3BEA38E61B6C291F1DF842257D1C/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595823984042892290/55E2DE83310732DB0228A0784BC318830FBFF8EA/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595823984042891793/B4371AD4ACC307B36EAEFF8EDBA06369FAAE8EC1/)

I've got a big dump of stunt server trolling pics coming up, I just gotta sort them out.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Enigm@ on October 30, 2011, 05:07:09 PM
bump
doit. =D
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 30, 2011, 06:12:24 PM
bump
doit. =D

Well since someone still gives a shit, here it is.

So let me give some backstory.  There is an exploit in GTA IV which me and conker were using.  If your name in the player list is colored yellow, then you cannot be kicked from the game.  I have no idea why the game does this.  We found a server with stunt ramps and what we did was had me wait in the game room while conker rejoined over and over until his name was yellow (the game picks a random name color for you whenever you join).

Conker eventually got a yellow name.  Then he started spamming objects on top of the ramps.  People reacted.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555310731/DC0D20AA07964EF0254A948480FAD3F09D3D727F/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555312972/4645764EA0586A65E468B5F488A7181ABB3578B0/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555310163/9B7AC12956DF47EF8D2BFB718D511DB8FF1786E7/)

What statue?
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555314663/118CB03B66AE13ADDB4111304CC2FC09D443ED23/)
Conker totally didn't put that there.

Conker then decided to try his hand in real estate, and by real estate I mean spawning houses on Philson's (the guy running the game) ramps.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555311081/3106EB07DE633A122EA7630908A9C8802027DC5B/)

Then NHLacro (the guy from the first picture) decided to chime in again.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555314379/085779B1EF7F7A9C05BD53F6A071985E5CF1DBDA/)

So conker kept building houses on boardwalk.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555312424/F5AED196B7EFA08075D9DC1DFCDF8A310097C080/)

People got mad.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555314098/F062AFFCFF480B4625167C5F30917728F73C794C/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555313851/EA679585E2F621D5420F89B5D3C3EF2D848014BE/)

Philson then realized the effects of having a yellow name.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555312183/AF618CD3995891ED9F8F4C54E956CFC36713F411/)

I spammed rockets.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555310443/557B0A3F8D97C527E50B080D355C6543E873F1B4/)

And then... (look at the top left of the screenshot)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596950510555311933/0B7877D4413938F7ED7633B612852DFE3A40ABB1/)
(http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/images/1030-02.jpg)

Everyone pretty much left the game room after then.  A winner was us.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Enigm@ on October 30, 2011, 09:09:35 PM
GRAET SUCCESS. XD
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Pwnator on October 30, 2011, 10:19:30 PM
gravitty gun
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Naryar on October 31, 2011, 01:34:37 AM
successful troll

Also, awesome RPG jetpack effect is awesome.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: smashysmashy on October 31, 2011, 03:12:35 AM
Best. Griefing. EVER.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 31, 2011, 01:36:02 PM
successful troll

Also, awesome RPG jetpack effect is awesome.

That's actually a picture of me exploiting a glitch with the RPG, and no it doesn't give a jetpack effect.

You see, in GTA:IV your body can go limp (ragdoll) for a number of reasons (get run over by a car, fall from a tall height, get hit with an explosive).  While you're ragdolled you can still shoot your gun (though you can't aim it since your arm is sort of flailing around).  If you're ragdolled and you shoot the rpg, it fires really fast (fast as in chaingun speed rapid fire of rockets).  So, what I like to do is use the trainer to fly me up really high, drop myself, ragdoll as a result of falling far, and then fire rockets everywhere.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: J on October 31, 2011, 01:49:48 PM
So, what I like to do is use the trainer to fly me up really high, drop myself, ragdoll as a result of falling far, and then fire rockets everywhere.
Ensuring maximum rage with a chain-gun speed RPG.
#Winning.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Jack Daniels on October 31, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Saw some vids of the Swingset Glitch today.  Made me laugh quite a bit.

Going to have to pick up a copy of GTA 4 soon... Haven't gone on a decent rampage since Vice City.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on April 23, 2012, 02:12:54 AM
(http://puu.sh/r2Vh)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/523779235899251813/178CA39C63ED6704CE088C30A0FAE29EF06BF616/)
You like the sik JDM bumpers I added?
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/523779235899400823/97586FB09E71FAB6914AC7E2E6281D94A5ED10BE/)

Also, that feel when your Hummer gets stuck in a Burger King.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594716355956343718/0D24E11BEA0905822046F0062EF79DD042BDA3D1/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on April 23, 2012, 02:31:51 AM
I kinda LOL'd at the 1st and 3rd Pictures
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Jonzu95 on April 23, 2012, 02:37:44 AM
meh
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 01, 2012, 11:12:29 PM
Back for moar

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382531104/16DD555FDFA39F5A88F51E9CD5BF33BAFC48CCE8/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382518279/436FD74711FCDB636CDE99D33050AD04DD912648/)


Also, Subaru wagons:

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382526260/44FB50FF771BA78031B667606F26B2631E2C7BFA/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382521538/BCA8C587FC4F84F93E8529A876D04938BA5C1C4D/)


DP can't drive for sh**:

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382519504/9CFB21E3FE501B180474B674231596F6A31347E8/)
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382525470/BC3F62E91CF2A2761356D837A892964862139A49/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382522679/AE69A794721FFCB812E0C3697B44AC11A9BDA0CC/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382530227/14636719BE2DE29926C1F39B33E8251B498E19D0/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382519110/744676A8A8BA0F3BDC74AE179FE3BFA86613E1EC/)
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382527388/9526934CA275330F52CC092810398D41FEA3A64E/)


(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382524842/023B10230525690DB88C00165E3AB8B90678CB33/)



Get a load of my player model:

(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382526808/B5AD20473A4044CFD00D8B20EC3CA4D1EDE9528E/)
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382524236/119E318AF548748C9B911B35EBB0530F9FA588D6/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382532534/0DC647E71BBFBE6583A55FC2D9DB77CD79B748D1/)




One final note.  If anyone here has this game, I challenege them to a round of rooftop demolition derby:

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382530655/42D3825872A4E2F5539894B9C08BCAA1CDC7F99E/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Pwnator on October 01, 2012, 11:21:32 PM
oh god the head sticking out of the car door has got to be one of the creepiest things ever

and how the heck did you guys get up to the rooftop anyway? o_o
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 01, 2012, 11:28:16 PM
and how the heck did you guys get up to the rooftop anyway? o_o

A dollop of fairy dust. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=GTAIV+native+trainer)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382532144/FE29887EA77E280982B37B511BCCD241D2B8D826/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Scrap Daddy on October 02, 2012, 12:12:21 AM
gta robot wars mod. replace cars with bots=profit???
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Conraaa on October 02, 2012, 04:05:57 PM
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576716632382532144/FE29887EA77E280982B37B511BCCD241D2B8D826/)
I think this one is brilliant for some reason.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 04, 2012, 05:44:32 PM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.


We had a Prius KOTH style demolition derby:
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990865948/4947C0314B403D2B5ED34CA86A958564224D1B36/)

The battle raged for something like 10 minutes.  It was pretty intense.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990861709/2FD6F7364C0011FFEFBC47A473BE192E43EE4579/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990860607/7824D5EF8E23F7DA151B08F829F93A032CA9D7C3/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990865593/D69A5D55BC734D4A5FF62D2C517D5DB9E4E20214/)

And I lost
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990858275/A862BCCD862D165B058B698C49CE4F371E6926F5/)

but...
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990860200/6284D6EDBA761EE0053A13A5C84A9582010513E2/)




You thought that sh** was intense?
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990859674/FCC35861710F2D10A038F9BAF557802A96B9D076/)

Jet tugs.  Pretty awesome.
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990859250/65E3BF91633EE5A78571E638BAD879FA334D6F5D/)

DP kept winning
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990857817/C5C06A93B428746FF3BD5021244B4E4346AB9B53/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990862942/EF113618ADE4CAAE5CB8B6219030F6BD64799D3D/)

You see this screenshot?  It looks like he was about to go off the edge, right?
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990864739/B6F0AFC74495C3EAEF12007D7A42DD69E7F6ED58/)



I'm gonna need to get some vids of one of these KOTH matches with the jet tugs, because they were pretty interesting.  One of the focal points of each match was using the mirrors on the vehicle to hook onto and pull the opponent.

This position was a pretty common occurrence in each match:
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990857263/0756C5447521E1A89991167CEF718E39A22A5CFC/)

I eventually utilized this to get my one single victory over DP...



Foul Language removed ..... user warned!
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Pwnator on October 04, 2012, 05:52:30 PM
looks like you were too aggressive

All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

Saving some cash to buy a Borderlands 2 4-pack.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Jonzu95 on October 04, 2012, 05:55:39 PM
I will buy GTA V Instead of IV.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 04, 2012, 06:34:16 PM
I will buy GTA V Instead of IV.

Well you're gonna spend three times as much money on it, plus there aren't gonna be an mods or anything available for a while.

Also, I get the feeling that GTA V is gonna be mediocre.  Not sure why, but I'm still not going to buy it till the price drops (unless reviews say its the greatest thing since HL2).
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 04, 2012, 09:45:35 PM
Doublepost - how could I forget to post this one?
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717291990863740/9AEAA8B0691DC7EE2E47A372C782E39C002BE278/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Conraaa on October 05, 2012, 02:23:46 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

Oh, i've bought it. My computer just doesn't feel like running it.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Chaosmancer on October 05, 2012, 02:43:12 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 05, 2012, 04:16:10 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Chaosmancer on October 05, 2012, 10:36:14 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2012, 10:45:00 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.
Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Chaosmancer on October 05, 2012, 10:52:04 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.
Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

Meh, my laptop runs games well enough for me to play them, I have had little to no trouble with most games I have tried to play...unless they were old, in which case it required a lot of screwing around with the original install, but when they worked, they worked fine. Hell, even Fallout New Vegas runs adequately.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 05, 2012, 11:47:28 AM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.
Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

Meh, my laptop runs games well enough for me to play them, I have had little to no trouble with most games I have tried to play...unless they were old, in which case it required a lot of screwing around with the original install, but when they worked, they worked fine. Hell, even Fallout New Vegas runs adequately.

You must not play a great deal of new games.

Also enjoy the laptop for the year that it works.  :laughing
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Chaosmancer on October 05, 2012, 12:13:49 PM
All of you better give me one good reason why you haven't bought this game.

I bought it. Got it with all of the other GTAs for £5, I just don't have any people on Steam to play online with, it generally runs it at 5-22 FPS, usually averaging 12-15, and I can't be bothered to try and do the story when it is likely to crash when the hail of bullets starts, so therefore I won't have free reign over much... unless there is something that auto-unlocks everything (after all, I have already done quite a lot of stuff on the PS3 version, so it can't really be that dishonest).

>get a computer that doesn't suck
>get some friends
>get the simple native trainer

All your problems are now solved.

My laptop doesn't exactly suck, if I had a better CPU, I would apparently have the minimum requirements, and if I had a better video card as well, I would have the recommended settings (according to CanYouRunIt). It's possible that it will be able to run as fine as other games I have played on PC...plus I am poor and have no job.

I don't think that I have any friends (online or offline) that have Steam and play GTAIV online on PC.

I will have to search through all of the mods that I downloaded when I bought the whole GTA collection, I think that may have been one of them.
Well there's your problem, laptops cannot do gaming, unless you fancy shelling out £1,000 +, or you particularly enjoy RA2 and other very old games.

Meh, my laptop runs games well enough for me to play them, I have had little to no trouble with most games I have tried to play...unless they were old, in which case it required a lot of screwing around with the original install, but when they worked, they worked fine. Hell, even Fallout New Vegas runs adequately.

You must not play a great deal of new games.

Also enjoy the laptop for the year that it works.  :laughing

I do play a lot of new games, just generally not on PC unless I really want them and they are PC exclusive, or if I really want them and they are really cheap.

I've had my laptop for a few years now (since just after finished my GCSEs) and it has been working perfectly fine, and the two I had before that worked perfectly fine (one of them for two years before I upgraded and gave my old one back to my dad, one for four years before I upgraded and gave my old one to my stepdad so that I could have my new one in my room).
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: smashysmashy on October 05, 2012, 05:10:45 PM
Ooh I need this game.

Just need a way of smuggling it. My parents are 100% against GTA, but not anything else.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 06, 2012, 08:55:39 PM
Just need a way of smuggling it. My parents are 100% against GTA, but not anything else.

>get steam
>buy a giftcard somewhere with cash
>buy on steam
>punch bears
>kick lions
>grow a beard on your left eye
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: cephalopod on October 07, 2012, 05:50:06 AM
Not sure you can buy giftcards over here though.. </3
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Enigm@ on October 07, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
Not sure you can buy giftcards over here though.. </3
>poundland
>Bestbuy
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: cephalopod on October 07, 2012, 06:28:29 PM
Not sure you can buy giftcards over here though.. </3
>poundland
>Bestbuy


'Over here' being the UK where they haven't ever sold any Steam giftcard :P
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Incredirobotwars on October 07, 2012, 06:43:21 PM
And where BestBuy is a myth.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 07, 2012, 07:58:24 PM
Not sure you can buy giftcards over here though.. </3
>poundland
>Bestbuy


'Over here' being the UK where they haven't ever sold any Steam giftcard :P

>using Steam giftcards
>2012
>swishy ishy dishy

I'm 99% sure they sell Visa giftcards in England.
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: Noodle on October 08, 2012, 12:18:49 AM
inb4 banned4racism

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576717364508382990/BFBEB96A6A2F6D59B926AFBED7BF12556C7DB0DB/)
Title: Re: GTA + /o/ = brain damage
Post by: cephalopod on October 08, 2012, 08:04:21 AM
I'm 99% sure they sell Visa giftcards in England.


On further inspection, yeah, that appears to be the best way to do it.