Final Destination GTM

[Philippa]

If you were one of the survivors from a Final Destination opening disaster, how would Death catch up with you?

[GoldenFox93]

Die as I normally would, and have a Viking Funeral afterwards.

Sorry Death, but no humilating and spectacular bloodbaths for interrupting your schedule a little, here  ^^

[Philippa]

Me and my friend Ryan came up with an idea for one. I expanded it.

Me and him are working in the techie class over lunch and there's a game of football going on outside. He's on the belt sander and I'm cuting a bit or plywood with the bansaw. There is a file on the edge of a table. I trip over a bit of wood that fell off and stumble towards the file. I trip again and begin to fall, fortunately I just miss the file but I hit it as I go down. It wobbles and looks as if its going to fall. Ryan sees it and pulls in back to the middle of the table. I cut my finger so I go to get a plaster from the base. The game of football is still going on outside, a kick goes awry and the ball crashes through the window and hits Ryan in the face. He falls into the belt sander which he left on. His tie gets caught and pulls him into the belt. He tries to hit the emergency stop button but he can't reach it cos of his head being sanded. I hear his screaming and run back to the class. I see him on the sander but I trip on the bit of wood I dropped earlier and have my eye impailed by the handle of the vice at a table.

We both die. (Duh)

[Jonzu95]

I hate Final Destination.

[martymidget]

This for me, preferably.

[Chaosmancer]

This for me, preferably.

I did not expect to see a Red Dwarf reference, for that, I would actually +1 you, it has reminded me that I need to watch all 8 series again.

Either way, I would probably die from concussion after throwing my PSP 1000 against a wall, it rebounding, and hitting me in the head.

[martymidget]

I'm a full on RD nut, got all the seasons on DVD except V :P

[cephalopod]

[Chaosmancer]

*removes video*

Oops, not Junkyard, and I forgot about that swear word. Either way, it's just the death part of Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, I'm sure most people will know. I shall just say 'the salmon mousse' and I think people will get the idea.

[Enigm@]

Dying on my bed laughing.

[Meganerdbomb]

I would get trampled to death by a pony.

[Tweedy]

I would probably get slowly beaten to death by an antweight robot or a power tool accident at school as I have a less then good record with them so far

[Naryar]

I wish to die in battle, on top of hundreds of bodies of warriors slain by my hand, and go to Valhalla.

[MassimoV]

Death by chocolate.

[Mr. AS]

DEATH
BY...

WHEELCHAIR!

[Preytor_4]

.I eventually become a mantis hoarder
.Forget to lock cages and feed mantises
.Walk in and get overcome by mantises and then slowly devoured.