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The virus thread
« on: February 16, 2012, 04:48:18 PM »
inspired by the various virus related posts in the general chatter thread.
examples:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLt3vfevUsc&feature=relmfu#

stuff like that.

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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 12:42:04 AM »
I always loved the look of these guys:

Any comments would be appreciated. :D

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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 03:22:44 AM »
I wanted to create this thread, because I was the one who was saying the virus stuff

Also, the ones in the OP are Trojans, not viruses. Navshield appears to be rogueware. Therefore this thread needs renaming to Trojan thread or something, so i can make a virus thread :>
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 03:50:25 AM »
Urjak wins though
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 03:54:21 AM »
Indeed he does. Also, you know this is in the wrong section?

My project thread is in Software and OS
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 03:59:56 AM »
Well, sortve, A virus is software of sorts..
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 04:09:05 AM »
Well, sortve, A virus is software of sorts..
Indeed, but it fits more in Computer and OS.

But oh well, off to continue editing my topic now I'm back in class :>
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 04:12:09 AM »
A virus is a software, it's just one that is created for malicious intent, so technically this section is the correct place, although Computer and OS is also a correct section. Software for the fact that it is a piece of software, Computer and OS because it can damage computers and operating systems. I would say that it fits in both sections equally.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 04:29:38 AM »
Fair point, but my point about the stuff posted in here are not viruses still stands

Oh, and for reference, I will almost always refer to a virus as a piece of code
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 04:35:57 AM »
Fair point, but my point about the stuff posted in here are not viruses still stands

Oh, and for reference, I will almost always refer to a virus as a piece of code

Yeah, the stuff here can be classed as malware, but due to not replicating, it can't be a virus.

I'm pretty sure that 'piece of code', 'computer program', and 'software' are all correct ways of describing a virus, of course, it probably depends on the type of virus as well.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 04:42:14 AM »
Fair point, but my point about the stuff posted in here are not viruses still stands

Most people do not know what the difference is though, and just call them viruses

My mum usually just says her computer was attacked with stuff that does bad things.
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 04:47:24 AM »
All I know as I can make a simple program that continuously forks itself and slows the whole system down.
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2012, 04:50:02 AM »
All I know as I can make a simple program that continuously forks itself and slows the whole system down.
An infinite loop?
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 04:53:21 AM »
Fair point, but my point about the stuff posted in here are not viruses still stands

Oh, and for reference, I will almost always refer to a virus as a piece of code

Yeah, the stuff here can be classed as malware, but due to not replicating, it can't be a virus.

I'm pretty sure that 'piece of code', 'computer program', and 'software' are all correct ways of describing a virus, of course, it probably depends on the type of virus as well.
A virus is not a computer program. It's a very common mistake to call it such, but not many viruses are actually capable of creating their own programs - Creeper is one of the few
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2012, 04:55:34 AM »
Definition: program: (computer science) a sequence of instructions that a computer can interpret and execute

Im pretty sure a computer executes viruses, even if they are no good.
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 04:58:31 AM »
They execute viruses via an infected program or file
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 04:59:16 AM »
The computer still executes them though, which is a definition of a computer program
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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2012, 05:00:20 AM »

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Re: The virus thread
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2012, 05:03:20 AM »
Fair point, but my point about the stuff posted in here are not viruses still stands

Oh, and for reference, I will almost always refer to a virus as a piece of code

Yeah, the stuff here can be classed as malware, but due to not replicating, it can't be a virus.

I'm pretty sure that 'piece of code', 'computer program', and 'software' are all correct ways of describing a virus, of course, it probably depends on the type of virus as well.
A virus is not a computer program. It's a very common mistake to call it such, but not many viruses are actually capable of creating their own programs - Creeper is one of the few

A virus can be called a computer program because it is software, but one thing I do remember is that it generally comes onto your computer with a program (usually one you have downloaded), they then run their program after said file has been executed. Plus most things I looked up a while ago referred to it as a computer program, and this is because of the fact that it is a sequence of instructions that has been written to perform a certain task, and if I remember correctly, that is pretty much the definition of a computer program.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.