Harder Better Faster Stronger Episodes

[russian roulette]

The Series Premiere Event is on 7/ 20/2010.
Find the entries on my website (in the signature)
Episode 1

Episode 1
Welcome to HBFS
My name is hal
This is a test to see if 1 out of the 10 engineers could build the best robot.
Yeah no videos, well who cares this is better.
This is what you get for questioning my authority...
Tell me, the names of the robots were missing from the splash,
well they're not. That big number is your robot's name.
and to be official...

Too bad you all get your first punishment and one has to go already.
Now is the Crusher treatment.
The robot that lasts the longest will get exempted from the next treatment, since 2 robots, number 7 and number 9 had multi extenders, they will be given another punishment next episode.
Part 1, Robots 0-2

Part 2, Robots 3-5

Part 3, Robots 6-9(and yes #9 will be punished)

Well it seems we can all see, Pod 6 is in fact the winner. Pods 9 and 7 will be punished next time.
Pod 3 is eliminated for only staying alive for 11.3 seconds.
Till then, I must shut down. See you next week!

Episode 2

Welcome to HBFS
My name is hal
This is a test to see if 1 out of the 10 engineers could build the best robot.
Last week, I started my game by renaming these devilish devices.
Then the Crusher Treatment began.
9 were successful in taming that reckless beast.
Pod 6's Techno Wheels helped his creation go through to Episode 3!
And while others were smashed, the simplest engineered piece, Pod 3,
experienced the metal slab for the shortest amount of time, eliminating it.
Now, I do have unfinished business with 2 of my "guests"
Pod 7

and Pod 9

I think the multi extenders are now the least of my worries now...
The Guard Dog treatment is going to go underway.
I will pick a random bot out of the 8 fastest NarAI robots,
the contestant will be put into the infinity arena and...
as soon the game starts, the contestant will shove it into reverse.
Only time will tell if we see a perfect getaway or see a feeding frenzy.
Pods 0+1

Pods 2+4

Well, that's it for this week, your punishment is to wait another week to see the rest, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

[Hydro]

!!!

[Sparkey98]

:happy:

[The Ounce]

Nice.

I think I'm going to do poorly because my bot was really only designed for some of the challenges.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

My bot has 2 Overkill wedges, 2 BSG's and 2 NPCF +Techno Drive.
It's SSSLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW.

[Hydro]

My bot...


...Was built before I started posting in my showcase again...

[G.K.]

My bot.....




Doesn't exist.

[russian roulette]

The competitors page on the Database has been updated, make predictions here.

[123savethewhales]

Lol Ounce and Bubble Man are using long multi-extenders, I thought that was banned.

In fact you told me specifically to remove mine.

[russian roulette]

Wow how did I let that get passed me, I will fix.

[freeziez]

How does the tourney work? Could you show us a bracket-layout or something?

[SKBT]

Lol Ounce and Bubble Man are using long multi-extenders, I thought that was banned.

In fact you told me specifically to remove mine.

I had some ridiculous cube with long ME's on it as my first entry attempt. I think it was called NOOb Cube or something like that.

[GoldenFox93]

Well, looks like Brian might actually be in with a chance.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

My bot survived 54 seconds in the small arena.

[Badnik96]

:D

The competitors look pretty good, Runaway Train (my entry) doesn't really stand a chance.

[russian roulette]

Episode 1 is up!

[Squirrel_Monkey]

Meh, I did decently.

[Badnik96]

HOLY CRAP I WON THE CRUSHER

[GoldenFox93]

Still can't believe Brian actually survived all that! 

[Badnik96]

Still, surviving for 3 minutes!

probably gonna die next round though, but I know that freeziez might last a little less longer, and I will have survived to the next round