Team Fortress 2

[J]

I hate Pyros, just because 90% are W+M1.

Heavys are the same.
Spys are HURRR DURR DEDRINGRRRRR LOLBACKSTAB.
Medic -> Shoot them first.
Sniper is a wuss.
Soldier is somewhat of a W+M1, though he actually requires a bit of jumping.
Pyro is herp-derp-fire-everything.
Engi builds stuff for Spys to wreck.
Scout is just annoying.
Demoman does swords n' junk.

Gg

[GoldenFox93]

I hate Pyros, just because 90% are W+M1.

IMHO, Heavies are even worse for that- half the time, it's mostly point-and-kill in their case. But it has been improving since they nerfed the much-hated Tomislav- with that, ambushes wouldn't work with them, since with no spin-up time, they could just turn around and kill you immediately.

[Kossokei]

I think I've found me a Good Spray.
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EDIT: Or if I can get it in Red, this would be good, too.
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Can you do one of those for Pyros? I hate pyros.

Nope. For comparison, Pyro is maniacal, sinister, and downright badass.
 
On the other hand, Spy is a and a filthy coward who cries and craps his pants at the thought of actually fighting like a man.

Actually, Medic fits the description of maniacal, sinister and downright badass.

Scout: Brave, Lucky, best troll ever
Soldier: Cruel, Manly, more insane than a squirrel without its nuts
Pyro: Epic, Mysterious, most insane living thing since Soldier
Heavy: Massive, Powerful, probably the most adorable thing to have ever been conscious through a heart transplant
Demoman: Drunk, Angry, unconsciously hilarious
Engineer: Intelligent, Kind, pretty nice guy for someone who builds things that kill people mercilessly
Sniper: Hawtness, Hawtness, I won't lie I'm kind of a fangirl for Sniper.
Medic: Maniacal, Sinister, much less of a weakling than he looks
Spy: Wise, Guile, probably the coolest representation of a french guy I've ever seen.

[Pwnator]

I hate Pyros, just because 90% are W+M1.

Heavys are the same.
Spys are HURRR DURR DEDRINGRRRRR LOLBACKSTAB.
Medic -> Shoot them first.
Sniper is a wuss.
Soldier is somewhat of a W+M1, though he actually requires a bit of jumping.
Pyro is herp-derp-fire-everything.
Engi builds stuff for Spys to wreck.
Scout is just annoying.
Demoman does swords n' junk.

Gg

Actually, it's more like this:

Pyros are usually where other classes switch to when being dominated by a Spy
Heavies are W+M1
Spies are LELELELELELE I'M GONNA C&D TO THE LAST CONTROL POINT AND WAIT FOR THE TEAM TO CAP THE FIRST ONES or yeah, hurrduurrdeadrinugurrr lolbackstab
Medics are the martyrs of pub servers (haven't seen a battle medic in a while, actually)
Snipers are dohohohoBODYSHOT lolumad
Soldiers are SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT PASSES THROUGH YOUR CROSSHAIR
Engies are lazy bastards who deserve to have everything they built blown into pieces (although if you use the Gunslinger or at least use the Jag for offensive purposes, I salute you)
Scouts are HURRDURRMEATSHOTohwaitimissed HAHYOUSTILLCAN'TKILLME
Demos lay totally visible traps on the ground, and seeing that no one passes through them, switches the sticky launcher for a shield

[FOTEPX]

Ya see, this is why I don't play TF2 like you guys.

I'm a trader.

[GoldenFox93]

(although if you use the Jag for offensive purposes, I salute you)

That's handy, because I have broken a few Spies' heads with mine   

[Jonzu95]

Ya see, this is why I don't play TF2 like you guys.

I'm a trader.

I am both. Trader & Player.

[GoldenFox93]

Ya see, this is why I don't play TF2 like you guys.

I'm a trader.

I am both. Trader & Player.

Tommorow, you must take my gay lumberjack shirts, then   

[Jonzu95]

Ya see, this is why I don't play TF2 like you guys.

I'm a trader.

I am both. Trader & Player.

Tommorow, you must take my gay lumberjack shirts, then   

Can you specify what item is that?

[FOTEPX]

Ya see, this is why I don't play TF2 like you guys.

I'm a trader.

I am both. Trader & Player.

No, no, no, Jonz.

The difference between you and me is that you're more of a cas-trader. You'll trade anything so long as you get whatever your definition of a 'fair deal' is. I'm a Hard trader. Every trade I do must be for my profit, or it's no trade.

That's the kind of mentality you need if you're gonna get a Reclaimed off of a Cleaner's Carbine.

[Natef]

Spies are fine. I have no problem with them.

[Jonzu95]

Spies are fine. I have no problem with them.

Can I backstab you? :3

[FOTEPX]

Can I backstab you? :3

Sure thing bro

[Natef]

Spies are fine. I have no problem with them.

Can I backstab you? :3

I thought we were friends...

[Jonzu95]

Spies are fine. I have no problem with them.

Can I backstab you? :3

I thought we were friends...

Friends backstab eachother.

[Natef]

Spies are fine. I have no problem with them.

Can I backstab you? :3

I thought we were friends...

Friends backstab eachother.

Ok!

[Badger]

If you backstab a dead-ringer spy, does the spy survive? If so, with how much HP?

[Pwnator]

A Spy will survive any attack with the Dead Ringer, sans environmental attacks or hazards. In your case, he will walk away with 60% less (which means the damage is HP-dependent).

[Badger]

So from full health, a spy will get away with 50 health.

Thanks!

[cephalopod]

Adding to discussion: Heavies are so much more W+M1 than Pyro, just no-one rages about it because that's pretty much what Heavies were meant to do.

What I find the most annoying class is demoknights. So much 1HKO, then people have the audacity to complain about the Caber.