Nuzlocke Red

[Naryar]

Part 9, Koga and the Safari Zone

So, back to goldenrod. Where do I get my Bike ? I don't remember

I dropped my Gastly up to the daycare. Now back to saffron, by the eastern path. Didn't beat all trainers here so there's that.

I fall on a bird keeper, and then I am exposed to double-edge. Pidgeotto ain't too damaged though.

More grass pokémon against my Gloom. Well, time to train.

lol stop spamming poisonpowder against gloom ivysaur, it seems the gen 1 AI just considers the first type when selecting moves...

"Hmm ! My birds are shivering ! You're good, aren't you ?"

Finally someone recognizes my greatness.

Lol, farfetch'd. The funniest thing is that Farfetch'd learns Swords Dance naturally, so it can end being more threatening than all the other birds :O

"Want to play with my pokémon ?"

what is up with the girls it looks like they're all hitting on me.

Now to koga's gym. People use psychic pokémon in there.

Also, someone just withdrew his Drowzee for a Kadabra just when i was attacking with Snorlax.  where did you get your battling diploma you're even worse than these bug catchers throwing Kakunas at me...

Someone challenges me with a level 38 hypno. Heh. No worries, snorlax has amnesia.

And that was close. You had three attacks man, you call that strategy ? It's just brute force :O



...what invisible walls i can see them just as well as you koga.

"Juggler withdrew Drowzee level 31 ! Juggler sent out Drowzee level 31"

what

lol all these ninjas are so silly

And they fall before Snorlax's might.

level 35 snorlax, learned BODY SLAM :O Yes !

And then, a trainer started switching things once I put to sleep his Drowzee. Well, I wanted to use sleep on my nearly KO'd Snorlax, it worked with Gloom. All these switches.

Which is funny cause no one switched before this gym.

JUGGLER: "Dropped my balls !"

yeah, sure.

Koga ! I challengeth thee !

"A mere child like you dares to challenge me !"

"I'll show you true terror with sleep and poison techniques !"

And then he uses X attack on his Koffing and TACKLES my snorlax. Sure buddy, thanks for the two free rounds of Amnesia.

Wait, Minimize ??? Oh boy, now i'm pissed. Oh, nevermind, didn't worked, Body Slam owns.

Lol and another koffing falls. Ahahaha try again, koga.

He gets out a level 43 weezing on me.

This goes out well, two body slams, tried to poison me but... and then SELFDESTRUCT.

You sneaky bastard. Well, Snorlax's been KO'd. Too bad cause Amnesia looked promising...

Sore loser.

Sore loser.

...Sore loser.

Nidoqueen, can you please body slam that bastard ? No ? Too bad.

Nor can Gloom cut him in half, apparently.

Bah. At least got a badge to it.

****ing worst gym ever. I killed most of his gym an all of his pokémon with one single pokémon and then he selfdestructs his last pokémon to kill my Snorlax.

I wish you a painful death, asshole.

Well, next time I go to lavender town I will be sure to honor you, Snorlax. You may have not been here for long, but you fought bravely and fell to cowardice.  You shall be remembered.

OK, now to the safari. Can't catch anything in here, since I failed my first capture which was a nidorino 

Failed first safari trip. Will see for another one.

And finally i happen upon the HM thing.

You don't have room for this fabulous prize !...

Oh **** youuuu

and found the gold teeth. It was literally five tiles away from the panel saying "find the gold teeth" LOL

and two HM's at the same time ! Surf get ! Strength get !

Back to the middle of the map. Don't even remember how I get access to the large city in the middle. It's still blocked.

Surfing on my nidoqueen like a boss~~

Back to lavender, well.

get out of my way gastly i'm not here to piss you off

damn it, nidoqueen, time to kill it with surf !

I approach a tomb.



I let Ghenghis, Nidoqueen out of her pokéball. Good old nidoqueen, always reliable. Now scarred and battle hardened. She wonders why I send her out of her Pokéball.

Snorlax, or Lionheart... You have fought bravely. No one will doubt your fighting prowess. I will avenge you, pal.

(Nevermind that I forgot to put him in box 4, the death box, and he's in my party at full health :O)

Bulbasaur... You were my first. I am sorry for what happened. I still remember you well. I wish I had knew you more.

Shiny... My first pidgey. Yes, you were replaced in a way. Though I will not forget you as well.

Derp... I remember when you went back out of your chrysalis. You were very helpful in mount moon. When I held your battered body in my arms... I still remember it.

Bonaparte, my Machop. There I was careless. I only wish for you to have evolved. I am sorry for what happened.

I also get Alexander, Gyarados out of his. He doesn't care, he barely knew the team at this point anyway and doesn't remember much of his time as a magikarp. He wants to destroy something, I stop him.

...Did I forget some ? Oh, yes, there's some pidgey and a spearow. Oh, who cares about them ? I just needed to honor the ones who fell into battle, and get some emotional torque out of my body.

Well, now that that's done... let's go to Pallet Town. I always wanted to go to the sea by there.

[KOS]

Nary, to get to Saffron buy a cold drink from the vending machine on the top floor of the mart in the town with the grass leader. Thats what i remember 

[Naryar]

And then I remembered the cold drink machine was IN the locked town... heh.

[KOS]

No, its in Celedon, past rock tunnel iirc?

[Badnik96]

Yeah the department store's in celadon

[Naryar]

Part 10 - Saffron City Shenanigans... god damn that silph co building is annoying

Alright, I'm to celadon store. ****, 119000 pokédollars ? Time to spend this sh**.

Bought a leaf stone. Hop, evolved my Gloom into Gengar Venusaur Vileplume or something.

Get a few TM's from the girl on top (heh) and used half my money on special and attack increasers.

OK, now to saffron city. Have to go meet the daycare guy now.

OK, done that, went to the fighting dojo.

Vlad evolved. Got a haunter now.

And it has an awesome cry and a scary face, **** yes.

lol murdering the fighting dojo with psychic is far too easy :O i mean i kill things 7 levels higher with my haunter in one hit.

Got a hitmonchan it has agility :O Named it, yea you guessed easily.

OK, on the slyph co. building. I must say it has nice music.

Fighting some rockets, starting by the highest floor.

"Vlad is confused ! Vlad used CONFUSE RAY !"

Sooo worth it, the face on my opponent.

Fight a scientist, an electrode. Go on, explode on my Ghost. Do it.

Oh, nevermind, he's too weak.

hahaha a voltorb just blowed up on my ghost :D

dude 4 crits in a row with my nidoqueen. Is it rock slide ? I don't think so.

More killing rockets in that building. Bah, I said it was boring.

OK, after having killed all the rockets... where is that bloody thing...

Oh, my pidgeotto evolved. Now it has a badass cry.

oh i found that, here's DICKS

time for a good battle !

"What kept you Naryar ! Hahaha ! I thought you'd turn up if I waited here !"

"I guess Team Rocket slowed you down !"

These inbred retards ? Not a chance

"Not that I care ! I saw you in Saffron, so I decided to see if you got better !"

Yeah, we'll see about that buddy.

Well, my pidgeot is 1 level under his D: I ignored him too much.

Oh, never mind, sand attacks always works.

And now I just sword danced my Vileplume to the max, time to kick his ass !

whoa, alakazam used confusion. Survived with half hp, eh, confusion sucks. Hopefully that wasn't a psychic.

Then charizard. Sent up my nidoqueen, decided not to risk my vileplume.

Then I soundly trashed Giovanni with my vileplume, swords dance + cut is awesome.

Now time to get more HM's.

Just got the fly TM, now... time to fly !

Yeah, flying is awesum.

Now back to Pallet Town, visiting mom and Prof. Oak.

Going southwards, to the sea !

End of Part 10

[Naryar]

Part 11 - Cinnabar Island and Saffron City Gym - More Fall Before My Might

So, up to cinnabar. Sea trip was uneventful, just a few level 5 tentacools.

Got an Aerodactyl and a Kabuto. Not sure about using them now.

 The arena is closed. Gonna see in the pokémon mansion.

Fall on a koffing first. Was hoping for a growlithe. Gonna catch it, but not useful D: also someone got poisoned.

Damn it, I need a Fire type or an Electric type. Oh, right, I remember, the switches are in the statues.

More nonsense of switches and things. More pokémon to slay. More stupid traps, damn, as if I didn't got enough of these in the Sylph Building...
KILLING is the sweetest thing there is ! Not solving puzzles ! This is frustrating ! Not a single threatening fight in there either !

damn, the pokémon mansion music is nice though :O More items. Have I said that the hard item limit in RBY is a bitch yet ? Nope ?

More mazes. This is getting really annoying.

Ah, here I am to the underground. Taught my Gyarados Blizzard, he's gonna be moar special than physical soon :O

speaking of moves... here's my team



Alexander, level 42 Gyarados - Surf, Thunderbolt, Blizzard, Body Slam - Rape machine. 125 base attack is very solid and 100 Special ain't bad as well.
Hannibal, level 38 Vileplume - Mega Drain, Swords Dance, Cut, Sleep Powder - Good, especially with x6 attack.
Vlad, level 37 Haunter - Psychic, Night Shade, Confuse Ray, Hypnosis - Aaah yesss confuse ray shenanigans. It's also good on the special defense side as well. Do I need to mention Psychic is awesome ? Main issue is that it runs out of PP pretty fast.
Ghenghis, level 42 Nidoqueen - Body Slam, Strength, Earthquake, Surf - Good old nidoqueen. Always reliable.
Patton, level 37 Pidgeot - Double Edge, Sand-Attack, Swift, Fly - The weakest of my pokés, but Sand Attack is still very powerful. A Double Edge is solid as well.

And then some random level 32 koffing who's gonna end in my box asap.

So, back to the mansion. Opened an item, got a fight, thought it was a Voltorb but nah, weezing. Honestly it was level 40 i was afraid it would take out a poké with Selfdestruct.

Got rare candy. Using it on Pidgeot.

Got the Solarbeam TM, too bad my only grass poké doesn't have any moveslot free.

edit: oh a key seems i'm gonna need MORE of this dungeon. grr.

oh no it's the arena key, well time to grind my Vlad and other pokés on that.

Getting Vlad first. Time to trash some low tier trainers.

Learnt Dream Eater, which is kinda creepy as a gen 1 attack. But much more useful than Night Shade. Still vlad's damn low on PP though.

Why so much burglars in that gym... I don't see much money in there.

Ok, time to beat Blaine now. Heh, I bet my Haunter will trash him, not only I have good special but I don't think he has physical attacks that can hit me.

Level 42 growlithe.

>confuse ray

oh a super potion you bastard

no matter, thing falls without any damage to me.

Level 40 ponyta.

Lol did you just use a super potion on a full HP pokémon because I Confuse Ray'd him ? I didn't think that was even possible...

More super potions, ponyta didn't even get a single move and then I ko'd it. Haunter is amazing.

oh look a level 42 rapidash, let me laugh even harder

Used Fire Spin AND 2 super potions. Bah, still plenty of HP.

Hypnosis works. Time to get back these HP.

And killed in 1 dream eater and 2 psychics. NEXT PLEASE, STOP WASTING MY TIME YOU USELESS GYM LEADER.

Level 47 arcanine. Now you're talking !

Still faster than him, still confused arcanine.

Fire Blast didn't even hurt that much... maybe 1/3 hp, and then he used ember /facepalm

Now put it to sleep. You're so dead buddy.

ahaha i love dream eater, well, done with Blaine. As supposed, that was easy.

Time to maim some Psychics now ! Pidgeot, to Saffron !

Vlad is now level 42, maybe i should just use it to murder the psychic gym.

And now for the teleporting maze bullsh**. Which one is the right teleporter, let me remember...

There are channelers in the psychic gym, with ghost types. What the ****.

Oh, good, Patton seems to do well against psychic types, especially those 6 levels under him.

Went up to sabrina pretty easily. OK, time to fight now. Patton, I choose you !

"I dislike fighting" OK, now I really want to crush you.

Also why do you have a whip with you, I wonder :O

OK, maimed two of her pokémon with Pidgeot.

a venomoth whoa are u serious

OK, psybeam nearly killed pidgeot. 3 hp left :O

Now she's getting her alakazam. Not much choice but to get Gyarados on that.

Pretty bad, at half hp already. And i only have 100 special or so.

"Enemy ALAKAZAM used RECOVER ! But, it failed !"

You serious ? You have an alakazam, one of the most OP pokés in gen one, and you start by RECOVER ??

Well, Body Slam DIDN'T 1hko Alakazam. Pretty close, though.

Yeah, Psybeam didn't even do that much damage. Hah !



I must be lucky because if she used 2 Psychics at the same time... Gyarados would be far worse.

End of part 11. Next part, me showing giovanni who's boss (pun intended) and assaulting the Elite Four.

[Kossokei]

Patton? Named after the american general?

[Naryar]

Yes.

Will maybe do another episode today or tomorrow. I have lost some of my data and must redo that obnoxious pokémon mansion.

[Naryar]

Well, back to the end of Sabrina's.

Lost my Pidgeot to her alakazam. It annoys me more than saddens me, really.

Well, time to take my Aerodactyl out of that box...

[Naryar]

Today, drunk nuzlocke ! This can totally not go wrong

[Naryar]

oh, nevermind. Save was deleted again, back to that incredibly obnoxious mansion.

Not doin' that, **** this sh**.

[martymidget]

I must question how you're getting to goldenrod on Red.

[Naryar]

Alright, I restarted that 2 days ago.

However it seems I just missed Giovanni and me tearing a new behind to the bikers on the Cycling Road.. I think I have a few saves before Giovanni though.

Also need an idea for my sixth poké.

I know I have a Raticate, a Kabuto and an Aerodactyl in a box. I can also go catch stuff inside the seafoam islands.