Part 7 - Overly Long Rock Cave, Lavender Town, Team Rocket... and more
So, here I am trying to go through that rock cave. Got careless against a Slowpoke and got Hemotoxin killed, oh well. It's not like I haven't got enough poison types in the team anyway.
Too much trainers, too long dungeon, too much going around in the dark. Bah.
My team is pretty damaged :
Out of healing items as well.
Got also the opportunity to use more of my TM's cuz half my pokémon were out or nearly out of PP. Taught gyarados thunderbolt, machop dig, and nidoqueen bubblebeam.
Seems I'm out of rock cave... yes I am.
So, more trainers to kick the ass of before I go to lavender down.
"Hey kid, wanna see my Pokémon ?"
...wannabe rapist.
whoa lol did i just used a thunderbolt against a cubone derp
and then he used bone club against my gyarados
So, here to lavender town. I do suppose I should go see the name rater. And the pokémon center.
Also, seems the rockets killed a pokémon. Why do I care ? I killed more.
"Do you believe in ghosts ?" Well, I answered yes. I am your doom, after all.
OK, on to the name rater here. I do believe I should change these...
Bitches. You all will be conquered.
Anyways, going up to the pokémon tower. Maybe there is more to CONQUER here.
Going to see what's up there.
"I came to pray for my Clefairy. I can't stop crying ! Sniff..."
What, are you a ladyboy ?
"Did you came here to pay respects ? Bless you !"
Now I think that I may just go and pay respect to the ones who helped me conquer and died in battle, bravely. They deserve that, at least.
"My Growlithe... why did you die ?"
Well, it happens.
"I am a CHANNELER ! There are spirits up to mischief !"
Alright, let's go upwards
Oh, look who's here.
"Hey, Naryar ! What brings you here ? Your Pokémon don't look dead !"
If only you knew, fool.
"I can at least make them faint ! Let's go, pal !"
Hah, what ? Last time you fought me I soundly trashed your ass. Come at me bro.
And therefore his pidgeotto promptly gets fried with a thunderbolt. Try again.
Then he goes up with an exxeggute. Heh, alright, stoner battle ! Go, Gloom !
I miss a stun spore. Then he promptly hypnoses me. Dang.
HEY GUESS WHAT YOUR BARRAGE SUCKS.
ok seriously what, is exxeggute immune to my sleep/stun powders ?
Oh, no, he ain't. Finally put him to sleep, now time to spam Absorb.
ok seriously this hypnosis BS is starting to piss me off, hopefully my Cut is stronger than his Barrage.
And then I cut his down.
GYARADOS BATTLE YEA
Except when yours is 7 levels under mine...
Well, that was a foregone conclusion.
Nidoqueen VS Kadabra, totally doing that ! 12 levels difference ! Well, that was easy.
Now his charmeleon. I'm going to use my pidgeotto now.
ahaha eat sand attack, eat it... And I win.
"What ? You stinker ! I took easy on you too !"
Hey, YOU're the one that stinks at battling.
"How's your Pokédex coming, pal ?"
Well I don't care much, man - pokémon are for fighting !
"I just caught a CUBONE"
Yeah, and I wonder if there is something to catch here.
"Well, i've got a lot to accomplish, pal ! Smell you later"
Odd. I distinctly remember him having a Raticate somewhere. And he's in pokémon tower... well.
Now to the third story.
"Be gone ! Evil spirit !"
wut, i'm not a spirit... and evil is relative
"Kekeke... Kwaah!"
Another zerg, I mean another possessed channeler. More gastlys ? It resists attacks pretty well...
oh, a wild encounter ! a pokémon to catch-
WHAT.
You are a GYARADOS. The very symbol of fury and destruction. Your name is literally Slaughter and you are scared ?
*slaps gyarados in the face* Get a grip, man. He's level 23, he's not a threat to you !
Go ! Kill ! Maim him! Crush all that you face as you have done admirably before ! FOR KHORNE!
Nevermind, gyarados ain't movin'
"Get out... Get out..."
I didn't knew Pokémon could speak.
Well, this ain't working. Pokéball maybe ?
Nope, dodged.
Go upwards, more channelers.
"Be cursed with me ! Kwaaah !"
OK, enough with the rapists here !
"You shall join us !"
If you want to conquer the world, yea, sure.
"Give... me... your... soul"
Nope. Souls don't exist.
oh god what is wrong with that haunter face agggh, also it's pretty strong :O
"Zombies !"
lolwut
"Give me blood !"
With pleasure. But Khorne demands I shed yours first !
Then the ghost promptly uses confuse ray and paralyzes me with Lick. Eh.
parafusion in gen 1 ? seriously ?
Paralyz heal, there problem solved.
Aaand
"Be gone... Intruders..."
Will you let me pass, you are just a GHOST !
Nope, ain't letting me pass.
Oh well, machop, dig through this please.
Damn, through the wall upwards not to the pokémon center
Well, going through the road westwards of lavender town. Training my machop, as well.
Yay, tall grass, what's in it ?
Well, a mankey. Which I promptly KO'd with a dig. Oh, well.
More trainers.
"We must look silly standing there !"
Yes, girl, you do.
Much bullsh** was also made due to a Poliwag using hypnosis on my Gloom.
Yeah, new road, new patch of grass, let's see what's inside...
Another mankey. Don't need more things that are weak to psychic, so killed it.
Now to celadon.
"Hehe ! This gym is great ! It's full of women !"
Aaand my favorite npc appears.
Anyways, time to teach them how grass is a sh** type !
"You're not allowed in there"
We'll see about that, girl.
"You're too rough !"
Indeed I am.
"I was getting bored !"
Well, maybe I can entertain you, miss ?
OK, seriously enough of this status bullsh**. ODDISH, I HATE THEM.
Four statuses at the same time ? Well. Enough of this, bringing my level 33 nidoqueen. You asked for it, girl.
OK, wrap plus paralysis is a total bitch. Bloody grass users, too weak to go hyper offense so they Wrap and spam status. Nevermind, killed it.
"You better not underestimate girl power !"
What, you mean using grass and tentacles and powders ? Ahem.
Now time to murder erika. OK, Gyarados, you're on.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I have no idea you wished to challenge me"
Lay off the weed, miss~
"Very well, but I shall not lose !"
You have already lost. *kenshiro glare*
Aah, been a while since champion. Hah, you don't scare me !
OK, so victreebel seriously damaged my gyarados and put it to sleep :O FINALLY, SOME CHALLENGE !
And then I give her her own medecine, Gloom's Sleep Powder is still on. Tangela's just been put asleep. Nidoqueen, go !
Lol, vileplume. Stop using poison against my poison types for god's sake ?
And KO'd it. Well, that went OK. Still more of a challenge than the rest. Heh, you're stronger than you look, Erika.
Oh well, time to go to the casino. Ten year old doesn't seem to matter.
Not won too much, now time to go trash Team Rocket.
Sliding puzzles, woo. Also more rockets to train my machop. Should evolve soon.
OK, bonaparte fainted due to drowzee. Well, to hell with that. It was 7 levels over it and at 1/3 hp, I thought it had enough HP to survive ?
Found razor wind TM, used razor wind TM on pidgeotto. Finally.
Well, after much nonsense I found the lift key. "Oh no ! I dropped the lift key", whoa this dungeon is obnoxious. Really.
Whoa, you guys are all inbred ?
Then fought giovanni. My pidgeotto was nearly killed by one of his guards, but not really a boss fight.
And then, scope sylphe. Time to go back to lavender... but for now, stop.
