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Ironic descriptions
« on: May 28, 2012, 06:02:36 PM »
Descriptions for components that don't sound correct or are ironic.
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A classic from the Yellow Buzzard series.
An 18-second check on Google shows NO pictures of Buzzard wheels IRL.
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 06:07:41 PM »
who said buzzard wheels are IRL ?
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 06:08:48 PM »
well its from the tech demo bot "yellow buzzard", did you seriously think that they were irl ?
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2012, 06:11:01 PM »
From the description of Buzzard Wheels, I thought the were... or maybe it was a HOAX. I'm asuming that they were tricking into thinking it was real.
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 06:24:38 PM »
hard bot, shut up.
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2012, 06:31:14 PM »
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2012, 06:47:00 PM »
might as well post one before this turns into a flame war

from smartzonetall.txt in bbeans ai:
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tall smart zone special for Black Knight.   It better work OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
funny thing is theres no gmf for it so it doesnt work
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 06:47:21 PM »
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2012, 06:49:32 PM »
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2012, 07:02:35 PM »
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 08:20:39 PM »
>Topic on ironic stuff
>No mention of hipsters
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2012, 08:48:10 PM »
this topic is rubbish
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 11:32:55 PM »
Quote from: kill343gs on May 28, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
this topic is rubbish
Kill, you're a traitor to all Americans with your British lingo.
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Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2012, 12:33:57 AM »
Quote from: kill343gs on May 28, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
this topic is rubbish

it's a topic made by hard bot, what did you expect
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Offline kill343gs

Re: Ironic descriptions
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2012, 09:27:18 AM »
Quote from: Naryar on May 29, 2012, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: kill343gs on May 28, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
this topic is rubbish

it's a topic made by hard bot, what did you expect

oh, right then
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