You know what to do

[Meganerdbomb]

Why people hate Madagascar? They have awesome good Rally Drivers in RBR. :P

Because it's always the ONE country that never gets infected in Pandemic 2.

[Naryar]

Why people hate Madagascar? They have awesome good Rally Drivers in RBR. :P

Because it's always the ONE country that never gets infected in Pandemic 2.

oh gods yes.

"Madagascar has closed it's ports" indeed. Cue rage.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I did this again, but this time with what places are known for



"Chocolate" refers to either places known for their Single Origin chocolate, or places known for their manufacturing of chocolate
"Food" refers to the places you see restaurants made for (in Britain anyway)
"Music" refers to places known for their music, usually pop music
"Technology" refers to places known to have superior technology
I don't really give a crap about most places other than those
"Suzume" refers to areas Suzume lived in, be it a country (Brazil), an island (the one island of Japan that has Tokyo), or a county (Moray, Scotland)
"Me" refers to counties I've lived in - Cheshire, Lancashire, and Moray
"Terrorism" refers to places the governments (mostly the US government, but also the British government) believe are terrorist areas. Oh, and a place we believe to have harbored a terrorist - Alaska, home to Sarah Palin

Oh, and the US isn't segmented into areas, I was too lazy to stripy something so large

[Meganerdbomb]

Why do you guys hate Sara Palin so much?

[NFX]

Why do you guys hate Sara Palin so much?

I don't like the fact that she's poupular because of how she looks. I don't think the way someone looks should really give any bearing on politics (that's for another discussion), but the main reason I don't like her is because her IQ seems to be on a par with that of a potato.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Why do you guys hate Sara Palin so much?

I dunno, I was just following a trend

[D3M0NCHR15]

Sarah Palin.. she think she's hot.. she's most certainly not.. and plus there's a pic of her with Eminem which is grotesque

[Enigm@]

bump

[Domanating]

What did I do to you?

[MassimoV]

[Enigm@]

What did I do to you?

yuroop is gay

[playzooki]

i would do one but everywhere would be grey, except england.

[Domanating]

What did I do to you?

yuroop is gay

Except France apparently

[Philippa]

Scotland homeland, best music from Sweden and Austria. That's all my input.

[AlexGRFan97]

Because this seems to be the coolest thing to do now, here's mine

My explanations:

England - Meh. Hate it but it's my homeland.
Scotland and Wales - Really nice views.
Northern Ireland - The wannabe emo version of ROI. JUST SECEDE ALREADY!
Iceland - Awesomeness. Boss. That's all I have to say.
Greenland - If The Mighty Ducks taught me anything, it's that people from Greenland are massive assholes.
Pieces of land around Canada - PEOPLE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE HERE.
Canada - Ok. Jim Carrey, Red Green and UberHaxorNova live here. Then I remembered Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.
Alaska - Why is this part of the USA again? Geographically wise it should be Canada or Russia 2: Russia Harder.
Murka - Was gonna pick Best Food but half of it is from Germany and the other half has a nasty social stigma attached to it.
Mexico - Might get some funny looks but atleast all the food I like from there actually comes from there.
Rasta Island and other red lands around here - Unnecessary weight that could be shaved off.
Colombia and Ecuador - Cool.
Venezuela, Guyana and others - Weird mass suicides happen here. Don't like this one bit.
Peru - Remember all the pr0n searches and that they were weird gay fetishes? Screw that.
Brazil - Why are you forcefully removing people from their homes by burning and raiding them? Also, video games are way too overpriced.
Bolivia and Chile - Determination. Death Road and the Miner rescue come to mind.
Paraguay - Meh.
Argentina - Screw you and your petty wars.
Uruguay - Love it because of the name. That is all.
South Africa - Major respect.
Country east of South Africa - This is a country?
Madagascar - SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
90% of Africa - Pirates, terrorists, vultures, Hotel Rwanda. All that crazy shiz.
Kenya and Tanzania - Thanks for all the runners and gemstones.
Senegal - The REAL location of the Dakar rally. Also, cute parrots.
Morocco - Was gonna dislike it but then I remembered Jean Reno.
Portugal - Like Brazil raped Spain and this is the child that came out of it.
Spain - Best music. Do nightclubs count? If not, Gipsy Kings should cover this award.
Andorra - Don't know what you guys do to have such long lifespans, but I want some of it.
France - Could've been Best Food with all the Pain Au Chocolats, but then I remembered Escargot and Naryar. Also crappy SECAM.
Belgium - Best Food because chocolate. Screw UKIP for whatever they think.
Netherlands - Alcohol, Bitches and Weed.
Germania - wow. very science. such lego.
Vikingland - Giant balls
Finland - Simo Hayha and Kimi Raikkonen are enough to convince me Finland is awesome. Jonzu, not so much.
USSR - Yes. Keep the Dashcam vids coming.
Kazakhstan and Mongolia - Aren't China. Also Borat.
Sakhalin - Not important.
Sapporo and Japan - Home of the GTR. And the Evo. And the Impreza. Need I continue?
South Korea - Just K-Pop in general.
North Korea - GO EAT A BAG OF DONKEY DICKS METRICALIALIST BASTARDS
China and Vietnam and other lands - No.
Thailand - Best Traps because why not?
Allahland and the United States of Volcania - Not needed.
West Timor/Guinea - Doesn't exist anymore.
Papua New Guinea - Like Brazil except not gay.
'Straya - How can a country that has 99% of things that can cause fatal death have so many people?
India - Best Music 'cuz muh Tunak Tunak Tun.
Nepal - Everest.
The Terrorist Domain of Al Qaeda - Just die already.
Everything except Lebanon - Please stop fighting. My dad's home country is trying to develop and you're warheading each other.
Saudi Quattrobia - When Germany goes bust, these guys'll take over.
UAE and Qatar - Ditto.
Yemen and Oman - THE AFRICA IS LEAKING INTO THE ASIA
Egypt - 'Tis Okay
The Greased Turkey - Same here.
Grey Lands - THESE ARE COUNTRIES?
Romakrainarus - Two poisonous testicles and a hateful penis.
Lithuania - Da Xing made me gay.
Poland - DEY TOOK ER JERBS
More Grey Lands - why are these countries?
Monaco and Italy - Beautiful Countries, Beautiful Food.
San Marino - F1 needs this place back.
Vatican City - WTF? SERIOUSLY? WHY IS THIS A COUNTRY?
Red Lands Above Russia - Needs to be shaved off to save weight.

If you read all of that, congratulations.

[Hydro]

[MassimoV]

(Image removed from quote.)

California
Knows how to party

[Enigm@]

Because this seems to be the coolest thing to do now, here's mine
(Image removed from quote.)
My explanations:

England - Meh. Hate it but it's my homeland.
Scotland and Wales - Really nice views.
Northern Ireland - The wannabe emo version of ROI. JUST SECEDE ALREADY!
Iceland - Awesomeness. Boss. That's all I have to say.
Greenland - If The Mighty Ducks taught me anything, it's that people from Greenland are massive assholes.
Pieces of land around Canada - PEOPLE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE HERE.
Canada - Ok. Jim Carrey, Red Green and UberHaxorNova live here. Then I remembered Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.
Alaska - Why is this part of the USA again? Geographically wise it should be Canada or Russia 2: Russia Harder.
Murka - Was gonna pick Best Food but half of it is from Germany and the other half has a nasty social stigma attached to it.
Mexico - Might get some funny looks but atleast all the food I like from there actually comes from there.
Rasta Island and other red lands around here - Unnecessary weight that could be shaved off.
Colombia and Ecuador - Cool.
Venezuela, Guyana and others - Weird mass suicides happen here. Don't like this one bit.
Peru - Remember all the pr0n searches and that they were weird gay fetishes? Screw that.
Brazil - Why are you forcefully removing people from their homes by burning and raiding them? Also, video games are way too overpriced.
Bolivia and Chile - Determination. Death Road and the Miner rescue come to mind.
Paraguay - Meh.
Argentina - Screw you and your petty wars.
Uruguay - Love it because of the name. That is all.
South Africa - Major respect.
Country east of South Africa - This is a country?
Madagascar - SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
90% of Africa - Pirates, terrorists, vultures, Hotel Rwanda. All that crazy shiz.
Kenya and Tanzania - Thanks for all the runners and gemstones.
Senegal - The REAL location of the Dakar rally. Also, cute parrots.
Morocco - Was gonna dislike it but then I remembered Jean Reno.
Portugal - Like Brazil raped Spain and this is the child that came out of it.
Spain - Best music. Do nightclubs count? If not, Gipsy Kings should cover this award.
Andorra - Don't know what you guys do to have such long lifespans, but I want some of it.
France - Could've been Best Food with all the Pain Au Chocolats, but then I remembered Escargot and Naryar. Also crappy SECAM.
Belgium - Best Food because chocolate. Screw UKIP for whatever they think.
Netherlands - Alcohol, Bitches and Weed.
Germania - wow. very science. such lego.
Vikingland - Giant balls
Finland - Simo Hayha and Kimi Raikkonen are enough to convince me Finland is awesome. Jonzu, not so much.
USSR - Yes. Keep the Dashcam vids coming.
Kazakhstan and Mongolia - Aren't China. Also Borat.
Sakhalin - Not important.
Sapporo and Japan - Home of the GTR. And the Evo. And the Impreza. Need I continue?
South Korea - Just K-Pop in general.
North Korea - GO EAT A BAG OF DONKEY DICKS METRICALIALIST BASTARDS
China and Vietnam and other lands - No.
Thailand - Best Traps because why not?
Allahland and the United States of Volcania - Not needed.
West Timor/Guinea - Doesn't exist anymore.
Papua New Guinea - Like Brazil except not gay.
'Straya - How can a country that has 99% of things that can cause fatal death have so many people?
India - Best Music 'cuz muh Tunak Tunak Tun.
Nepal - Everest.
The Terrorist Domain of Al Qaeda - Just die already.
Everything except Lebanon - Please stop fighting. My dad's home country is trying to develop and you're warheading each other.
Saudi Quattrobia - When Germany goes bust, these guys'll take over.
UAE and Qatar - Ditto.
Yemen and Oman - THE AFRICA IS LEAKING INTO THE ASIA
Egypt - 'Tis Okay
The Greased Turkey - Same here.
Grey Lands - THESE ARE COUNTRIES?
Romakrainarus - Two poisonous testicles and a hateful penis.
Lithuania - Da Xing made me gay.
Poland - DEY TOOK ER JERBS
More Grey Lands - why are these countries?
Monaco and Italy - Beautiful Countries, Beautiful Food.
San Marino - F1 needs this place back.
Vatican City - WTF? SERIOUSLY? WHY IS THIS A COUNTRY?
Red Lands Above Russia - Needs to be shaved off to save weight.

If you read all of that, congratulations.

why do you hate the middle east

[Kossokei]

words and a picture

Nova's not from Canada, he's from colorado or something to that extent.

+1 for Red Green though. And for Da Xing, though I thought he was some sort of mexican and not lithuanian.

and mongolia ftw

[Kossokei]

America: Where I'm from. Not much else.
Mexico: it's getting to be pretty annoying guys
Canada: Best food because french influence
Germany: (hopefully I remember which of those cluster****s is germany) Germany is pretty cool imo. No real reason.
Greece: May be broke, still the most awesome historic value to me
Egypt: See Greece. Egyptian gods are just as badass as Greek gods, historical architecture still badass.
Djibouti: The greatest name for a country ever
Madagascar: Epic animals and a worthy opponent in pandemic 2
Mongolia: Genghis Kahn and the Mongols. That's all, really.
The English Islands: If I said anything bad about them, my rep would see the third dimension. I wouldn't have anyway, because a lot of cool things are here
Italy: More mythology. Thanks for naming our planets and giving us 300, spaghetti and pizza.
North Korea: I am a warmonger. I like people who aren't afraid to attack the US, plus just watching them is good fuel for a great laugh.
France: Best Food because bigger selection of awesome food.
Vikingworld: I hope that's Norway, Finland and Sweden in the pink there. All three have some pretty hot chicks. Plus snow rally. And Volvo. And Angry Birds. Lots of awesome things.
Russia: Best music because Russian marches are awesome
Japan: I like japan for a lot of things, but they have massive biceps in the Robotics section. Plus other really cool technology, so Best Science.
Austrailia: Again, hot chicks. This time, they have hot accents. And a lot of other really cool things, like Holden.

Everything else: nothing really came to mind...