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My Version
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Because this seems to be the coolest thing to do now, here's mine
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My explanations:
England - Meh. Hate it but it's my homeland.
Scotland and Wales - Really nice views.
Northern Ireland - The wannabe emo version of ROI. JUST SECEDE ALREADY!
Iceland - Awesomeness. Boss. That's all I have to say.
Greenland - If The Mighty Ducks taught me anything, it's that people from Greenland are massive assholes.
Pieces of land around Canada - PEOPLE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE HERE.
Canada - Ok. Jim Carrey, Red Green and UberHaxorNova live here. Then I remembered Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.
Alaska - Why is this part of the USA again? Geographically wise it should be Canada or Russia 2: Russia Harder.
Murka - Was gonna pick Best Food but half of it is from Germany and the other half has a nasty social stigma attached to it.
Mexico - Might get some funny looks but atleast all the food I like from there actually comes from there.
Rasta Island and other red lands around here - Unnecessary weight that could be shaved off.
Colombia and Ecuador - Cool.
Venezuela, Guyana and others - Weird mass suicides happen here. Don't like this one bit.
Peru - Remember all the pr0n searches and that they were weird gay fetishes? Screw that.
Brazil - Why are you forcefully removing people from their homes by burning and raiding them? Also, video games are way too overpriced.
Bolivia and Chile - Determination. Death Road and the Miner rescue come to mind.
Paraguay - Meh.
Argentina - Screw you and your petty wars.
Uruguay - Love it because of the name. That is all.
South Africa - Major respect.
Country east of South Africa - This is a country?
Madagascar - SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
90% of Africa - Pirates, terrorists, vultures, Hotel Rwanda. All that crazy shiz.
Kenya and Tanzania - Thanks for all the runners and gemstones.
Senegal - The REAL location of the Dakar rally. Also, cute parrots.
Morocco - Was gonna dislike it but then I remembered Jean Reno.
Portugal - Like Brazil raped Spain and this is the child that came out of it.
Spain - Best music. Do nightclubs count? If not, Gipsy Kings should cover this award.
Andorra - Don't know what you guys do to have such long lifespans, but I want some of it.
France - Could've been Best Food with all the Pain Au Chocolats, but then I remembered Escargot and Naryar. Also crappy SECAM.
Belgium - Best Food because chocolate. Screw UKIP for whatever they think.
Netherlands - Alcohol, Bitches and Weed.
Germania - wow. very science. such lego.
Vikingland - Giant balls
Finland - Simo Hayha and Kimi Raikkonen are enough to convince me Finland is awesome. Jonzu, not so much.
USSR - Yes. Keep the Dashcam vids coming.
Kazakhstan and Mongolia - Aren't China. Also Borat.
Sakhalin - Not important.
Sapporo and Japan - Home of the GTR. And the Evo. And the Impreza. Need I continue?
South Korea - Just K-Pop in general.
North Korea - GO EAT A BAG OF DONKEY DICKS METRICALIALIST BASTARDS
China and Vietnam and other lands - No.
Thailand - Best Traps because why not?
Allahland and the United States of Volcania - Not needed.
West Timor/Guinea - Doesn't exist anymore.
Papua New Guinea - Like Brazil except not gay.
'Straya - How can a country that has 99% of things that can cause fatal death have so many people?
India - Best Music 'cuz muh Tunak Tunak Tun.
Nepal - Everest.
The Terrorist Domain of Al Qaeda - Just die already.
Everything except Lebanon - Please stop fighting. My dad's home country is trying to develop and you're warheading each other.
Saudi Quattrobia - When Germany goes bust, these guys'll take over.
UAE and Qatar - Ditto.
Yemen and Oman - THE AFRICA IS LEAKING INTO THE ASIA
Egypt - 'Tis Okay
The Greased Turkey - Same here.
Grey Lands - THESE ARE COUNTRIES?
Romakrainarus - Two poisonous testicles and a hateful penis.
Lithuania - Da Xing made me gay.
Poland - DEY TOOK ER JERBS
More Grey Lands - why are these countries?
Monaco and Italy - Beautiful Countries, Beautiful Food.
San Marino - F1 needs this place back.
Vatican City - WTF? SERIOUSLY? WHY IS THIS A COUNTRY?
Red Lands Above Russia - Needs to be shaved off to save weight.
If you read all of that, congratulations.