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Offline Merrick

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Yo, Enigma.
« on: April 27, 2014, 08:45:40 PM »
I'm willing to bury the hatchet if you are.

I've been out of order, acted like a total cockgobbler, and never apologized. I'd like to amend that.

Sorry, man. We cool?
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Offline Mr. AS

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Re: Yo, Enigma.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2014, 04:58:41 AM »
I want to raise Baby Peach as a lovely father.
Every second night I would start to look at her vagina very obviously. She would do baby sounds like "uguu~~" or "gagUHARU". She would be ok with this because shes a baby, weak, innocent and dumb. The slatisfication will begin as soon as she goes to kindergarten.
I will teach her how to tease the teachers and other little boys. They would use baby condoms to cum inside and she would most likely collect them. Probably screaming "AWWUUU PEACHORI" and one condom would break and make her pregnant. Now the time has come to hit her as hard as I can until she gets a miscarriage with 6-years and is mentally abused. She would now be forced to swallow my one eyed penis.
I would force**** her in her ass everyday and she would scream in pain and agony and I would force her to eat spinach because she needs a healthy vagina to attract even more lover boys. Did you know rubbing spinach on peachs doodoo woulod make it green?
Her doodoo probably tasted brownish and foul, but it tastes even better after a good ol' dandy force ****ing in her poopoo hole.
BY the time shes 10, she was already 101 times pregnant, sorry I have a 101 dalmatians fetish. She had sex with dogs, horses, alien, niggers and most importantly with ant queens too. Lesbian experiences would make her doodoo and vagoo good and clitry. Her screams would be by now much louder than my screams while chopping off her head with an axe on her 16th birthday on MTV and FOX News.
I would be probably senteced to death, but hell was it worth it? Of ****ing course. I banged peach, she has the hottest baby anal poopoo hole of my waifus.

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Useless post in apologies thread
Wow a useless post in useless thread? Yeah OK little do you know downboats are my fetish.

I am jerking off as we speak.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 05:19:56 AM by Mr. AS »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Yo, Enigma.
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2014, 06:36:22 AM »
Shut up, AS.
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Re: Yo, Enigma.
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2014, 08:54:01 AM »
as amusing as AS's post is, i'm not sure it belongs in chatterbox.
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Re: Yo, Enigma.
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2014, 09:24:43 AM »
worst 1000th topic
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Re: Yo, Enigma.
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2014, 05:56:31 PM »
Lets ****
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Re: Yo, Enigma.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2014, 08:53:29 PM »
Quote from: Mr. AS on April 28, 2014, 04:58:41 AM
I want to raise Baby Peach as a lovely father.
Every second night I would start to look at her vagina very obviously. She would do baby sounds like "uguu~~" or "gagUHARU". She would be ok with this because shes a baby, weak, innocent and dumb. The slatisfication will begin as soon as she goes to kindergarten.
I will teach her how to tease the teachers and other little boys. They would use baby condoms to cum inside and she would most likely collect them. Probably screaming "AWWUUU PEACHORI" and one condom would break and make her pregnant. Now the time has come to hit her as hard as I can until she gets a miscarriage with 6-years and is mentally abused. She would now be forced to swallow my one eyed penis.
I would force**** her in her ass everyday and she would scream in pain and agony and I would force her to eat spinach because she needs a healthy vagina to attract even more lover boys. Did you know rubbing spinach on peachs doodoo woulod make it green?
Her doodoo probably tasted brownish and foul, but it tastes even better after a good ol' dandy force ****ing in her poopoo hole.
BY the time shes 10, she was already 101 times pregnant, sorry I have a 101 dalmatians fetish. She had sex with dogs, horses, alien, niggers and most importantly with ant queens too. Lesbian experiences would make her doodoo and vagoo good and clitry. Her screams would be by now much louder than my screams while chopping off her head with an axe on her 16th birthday on MTV and FOX News.
I would be probably senteced to death, but hell was it worth it? Of ****ing course. I banged peach, she has the hottest baby anal poopoo hole of my waifus.
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