Author Topic: weirdest things (Read 3019 times)

ACAMS · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2009, 07:14:13 PM »

I emailed jokerstars and told them they are sorry cheating bastards and their code manipulates the game.....I told them they should be in jail!!!!
They sent me an email assuring me their code was not manipulating the game and that it had been checked by an outside source (they linked me, but I never bothered to look)
FUNNY DAMN THING IS.........I HAVE NOT WON A SINGLE HAND IN THREE TOURNAMENTS.......lying cock suckers DO CHEAT!!!!
Got beat with pocket A's once then just flopped three 8's ........beat both hands by lesser hands.......I HAVE NOT WON A SINGLE HAND!!!!!!!

R1885 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2009, 08:56:29 PM »

If you hate the game, why do you keep playing?
BTW, it seems that every time I play Poker, I get a Full House. EVERY TIME.

trumpetguy · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2009, 09:48:47 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew;61473

he really likes bacon.

Turtle has good taste and

Viper89 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;61627

I emailed jokerstars and told them they are sorry cheating bastards and their code manipulates the game.....I told them they should be in jail!!!!
They sent me an email assuring me their code was not manipulating the game and that it had been checked by an outside source (they linked me, but I never bothered to look)
FUNNY DAMN THING IS.........I HAVE NOT WON A SINGLE HAND IN THREE TOURNAMENTS.......lying cock suckers DO CHEAT!!!!
Got beat with pocket A's once then just flopped three 8's ........beat both hands by lesser hands.......I HAVE NOT WON A SINGLE HAND!!!!!!!

Ya that sounds mad fishy if you havent won a single hand in 3 tournaments, I would feel the same way:angry:.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #44 on:** August 25, 2009, 09:06:01 AM »

I was palying Minesweeper today, and this happened:

Seriously, WTF??? I've never had a game where I got into a guessing situation in 3 corners at once.

Pop quiz: What are my odds of winning? (Answer in fractions, please)

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #45 on:** August 25, 2009, 09:26:58 AM »

4/10, because there is 6 mines and 10 tiles left.
That is indeed a bad situation, but I know how to xiit in minesweeper! Thanks to youtube.

There also a hidden mode in mineswwper, tough it didnt work for me. The Advanced Wrap Around mode. Search that on yourube too, and try it out, and see if works for you?

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2009, 10:10:58 AM »

I don't usually do this, but I wanted to respond to each of your points individually:

Quote from: somestrangeguy;61704

4/10, because there is 6 mines and 10 tiles left. Nope, lower.

That is indeed a bad situation, but I know how to xiit in minesweeper! Thanks to youtube. You know how to what???

There also a hidden mode in mineswwper, tough it didnt work for me. The Advanced Wrap Around mode. Search that on yourube too, and try it out, and see if works for you? It's a hoax. I got suckered in by it too

Sage · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:27:51 AM »

Well, wouldn't it be something like (for winning chances by guessing):

4/10 x 4/9 x 4/8 x 4/7 x 4/6 x 4/5 x 1 ? i dont have a good calculator on me.. but im guessing thats.... 4096/151200; roughly 27/1000 chance of winning. Although, I might have done this wrong...

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:52:00 AM »

I can predict when people will post. Next will be Somestrangeguy.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:53:03 AM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti;61715

I don't usually do this, but I wanted to respond to each of your points individually:

Oh the wrap thing was a hoax? Dang, that would have been awsome if it had worked...

I dont remember the cheat code anymore, but after you typed it, you should see a white pixel at the very top left corner of your screen, it will go black if your mouse is over a mine. This is how I got 39 seconds on the hardest difficulty.

Edit OHSNAP! SD! You are psycic! (or something like that!)

Reier · « **Reply #50 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:56:52 AM »

I can do that toooo....

https://gametechmods.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2081&page=7

#67

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #51 on:** August 25, 2009, 12:28:55 PM »

Quote from: Sage;61725

Well, wouldn't it be something like (for winning chances by guessing):

4/10 x 4/9 x 4/8 x 4/7 x 4/6 x 4/5 x 1 ? i dont have a good calculator on me.. but im guessing thats.... 4096/151200; roughly 27/1000 chance of winning. Although, I might have done this wrong...

Too low; I'm going to move this to its own thread in Amusement so I don't hijack the "weirdest thing".

ACAMS · « **Reply #52 on:** August 25, 2009, 03:30:38 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA..........jokerstars suck

Reier · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2009, 04:53:16 PM »

I just realized....

Somebody · « **Reply #54 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:12:04 PM »

lol

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew;61473

I used to have a retarded cat. It was literally mentally handicapped and was also deaf. Her name was Left... because she just wasn't right.

I got a really retarded rabbit. It tried to hump my mom's arm, except the rabbit IS A GIRL. We even had it re-checked after.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 02, 2009, 05:42:49 AM »

Quote from: Reier;62312

I just realized....

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Oh MAN!
PURE OWNAGE!

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #56 on:** November 10, 2009, 09:43:04 AM »

Ok, sorry for the necrobump, but I can't let this go. If you don't get the punchline, there's some spoilertext at the bottom to help

Last night on FOX, they had this promo going on where you were supposed to catch the Simpsons references in House and Lie to Me. So I watched them, watching vigilantly for any D'ohs, Aye Carumba's, or curmudgeonly nuclear powerplant owners. At the end of the two hours, I'd only found one (not sure if there were supposed to be more).

Anyways, fast-forward to today, I was at work, and one of my co-workers was reading us a post from her friend's Myspace,
"My biggest fear is waking up with a donut for a head, because I'm so afraid I'd eat myself."

I don't know if the friend knew about the FOX promo, because if she didn't, that's just creepy.

FYI, there was a Halloween episode where Homer gets a donut head

Thyrus · « **Reply #57 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:13:46 AM »

The weirdest thing?
The Kaspersky Internet Security series!

Reier · « **Reply #58 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Reier;62312

I just realized....

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REST MY CASE DOODZ

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #59 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:55:51 AM »

Where I live Jones Colas are scarce.One night I dreamed I had one and it was white.